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re: The dream boyfriend
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:41 pm to fareplay
Posted on 6/5/23 at 5:41 pm to fareplay
quote:
The dream boyfriend
i'll see that stupidity and raise her this:
The dream girlfriend
- under 6ft tall
- has a full time job with $75k-$100K income
- very ambitious & driven
- 35-45 years old
- brown eyes
- isnt constantly on the phone or on soc media 24/7
- hair that is never cut short or colored blue, green, or purple
- not a liberal or libertarian
- has a sense of humor
- must be kind & have religion-based morals
- not in debt and has good credit
- good cook and keeps the house clean all of the time
- good listener & planner
- loves staying fit and not letting herself go
- isnt a whore thats always sleeping around
i dont want any women under 35 because those only want frick buddies or suckers to raise and support their kids for them
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 5:44 pm
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Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:06 pm to fareplay
And can help you learn how to freaking spell !!
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:06 pm to GreenRockTiger
I'm 6'2" btw. But not a mailman.
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:09 pm to jeffsdad
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:10 pm to fareplay
quote:Disagree. My dream girlfriend would be rich, hot, and fun to be around also.
This is what women think their ideal men should be. Love is last height and money top.
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:13 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Same and I'm over 6'. Don't check too many other boxes though
You check the money box because she lives in NY. She’d be on that dick all day for 150 to 200k
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:15 pm to fareplay
Ya know, a successful drug lord actually checks most of those boxes.
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:46 pm to fareplay
quote:Yeah, but are you the kind of man he wants?
Texas A&M Fan
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:48 pm to SEClint
my son just graduated med school , but has green eyes ... sorry better luck next time
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:49 pm to fareplay
I'm 95% sure this girl is trolling. Good one, too. I give it an 8.5/10.
Posted on 6/5/23 at 6:53 pm to 0x15E
quote:
quote:
- $300-500K total comp
- 27-33yo
- not trust fund baby (self made)
Good luck with that
its a popular you tube video/pod cast topic now. there is a calculator called "cat lady predictor". these two statistics plus the 6 foot automatically shows it is something like 0.01% of men. these dumb broads still think they can get that.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 4:02 am to 0x15E
I'm 5ft 11 so I miss the cut.
However, I work at an asset management firm and I should be on that kind of comp at 27-33 years old hopefully.
I work from 8am to 6pm only.
However, I work at an asset management firm and I should be on that kind of comp at 27-33 years old hopefully.
I work from 8am to 6pm only.
This post was edited on 6/6/23 at 4:02 am
Posted on 6/6/23 at 5:29 am to keakar
quote:
very ambitious & driven
Is this really something that you’re looking for in a woman?
Posted on 6/6/23 at 6:07 am to fareplay
quote:
- good listener & planner
These don't go together. She wants a good listener because she's doing ALL the talking, non-stop, 24/7.
Which means she's also doing ALL the planning.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 6:12 am to OysterPoBoy
She left off the part about being very much like a horse.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 6:30 am to HempHead
quote:
Hell yeah baw.
Exactly, this board acts like women are the only shallow ones
Posted on 6/6/23 at 6:34 am to fareplay
quote:
My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT
Not even a little gay and I would still probably peg that dude.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 6:39 am to Buryl
quote:Doubt it’s a troll and that “girl” is a 12th Man.
I'm 95% sure this girl is trolling. Good one, too. I give it an 8.5/10.
This post was edited on 6/6/23 at 6:39 am
Posted on 6/6/23 at 7:25 am to Animal
frick all that, I don't love reading.
Posted on 6/6/23 at 8:24 am to fareplay
quote:
Love is last height and money top.
Just my kind of women.
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