JohnnyKilroy

[quote] So many people I know that get married and have kids at 23 or younger are either trashy or in the military.[/quote] Let's face it, the venn diagram of these two groups is really just one circle. ...

Last I checked they were huge pieces of shite ...

Only if you were falsifying your timesheets or something to that effect. This gug still went into the office every day. If he took the second job working full normal hours and kept turning in timesheets at the first job, that would be fraud. ...

The "problem" is you would likely never get a raise as a forgotten employee. So even if you are getting paid for nothing, wouldn't you rather have a job that you can actually advance in versus something where you probably don't make much above an entry level salary? You run into legal problems i...

Updated the OP...

[quote]i would have turned the office into a bar room/man cave and never quit[/quote] That's essentially what he did. He said he got bored after a year. He also took a ton of online classes and got a bunch of certifications during that time. ...

Reddit thread earlier this week detailed a unique circumstance in which an employee's epartment got shut down when he was working remotely, but was never actually fired. He continued to "work" remotely for a year with his timesheets approved and getting a regular paycheck, even though he was never a...

I can't tell if the people posting the drowning pool photo are trolling or really that clueless ...

While I agree this post is weak, r/nba offseason shitposting is unparalleled. Already a few gems so far and we're only in week 1. ...

[quote]it will frick up my week if this thing falls and dies [/quote] I want to look away, but I can't. Why am I like this?...

Are there people really arguing in here that you are going to get popped for weed at DIA? If they are being massive dicks about it, and you're being a douchebag about it, they'll just tell you to throw it away. ...

Honestly this thread makes me sad because I feel like there's a 99% chance this helpless animal dies soon. I don't need that negativity in my life...

I know it's a stupid way to look at things, but the thought of losing a child almost makes me not want to have one. I don't know if I'd want to keep going after that. It legitimately scares me. ...

Battery died. He's still up there. ...

Zestimate puts it at 434, but had it appraised 2 weeks ago for 490. ...

Honestly i'd be fine if his punishment was that if he ever fails to shite in the toilet for the rest of his life, he'd be shot. ...

[link=(http://www.wkrn.com/news/police-florida-man-shot-dog-for-pooping-in-house/1233690557)]LINK[/link] [quote]Responding deputies say 80-year-old David Zayas shot a 13-year-old chocolate lab mix that was standing in front of him. Deputies say Zayas told them he did it because it had pooped on t...

Do you have to call to order? Still not available in 70001 on their website ...

[link=(https://mobile.twitter.com/KyleNeubeck/status/1004756902566334464)]Jerry Colangelo threatened to burn the sixers if they fired his son[/link] Drain the swamp...

The wife played a part I'm sure, but BC absolutely knew of it at minimum. ...