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re: Taco Bell locations pull ingredients off menu as ‘explosive diarrhea’ parasite cases surge

Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104903 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:32 pm to
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Picture is obviously staged because everyone knows good looking girls don’t poop.


Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
69584 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:34 pm to
This was me the last two days.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2683 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:35 pm to
They're being responsible. Y'all are weird.
Posted by FliesByNight
Whale, wail, well
Member since Apr 2026
300 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:41 pm to
Yes, Taco bell. The produce is what was giving your customers the squirts.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
90917 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:56 pm to
Probably some Hispanics just shitting in the fields.


Nothing to see here.


Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
90917 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 2:57 pm to
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Yes, Taco bell. The produce is what was giving your customers the squirts.


It is. When you cook the meat, you kill the bacteria.


This comes from human poop on your raw vegetables. And it doesn't just wash off.


Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1072 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 3:02 pm to
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Probably some Hispanics just shitting in the fields.


I remember duck hunting when I was a teenager somewhere around San Clemente just north of Camp Pendleton. We came across a tomato field that had a lot of poop in the rows between the plants.
So fricking gross!
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
17077 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 3:02 pm to
How do they know it's parasites and not just Taco Bell?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13168 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 3:06 pm to
Just don't sneeze.

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45362 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 3:15 pm to
I thank the good Lord every day I just have regular diarrhea.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61619 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 3:23 pm to
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in other words, their entire menu
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2735 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 3:41 pm to
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as a fast-growing parasite outbreak linked to explosive diarrhea spreads across multiple states


How would I know if I were affected by this? How would it be different than my normal explosive diarrhea?
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7639 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 3:49 pm to
Nude modeling with a twist
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11744 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 4:12 pm to
It would surprise a lot of people to know how much of our produce comes from places not exactly up to USDA standards.

Even in TX, there was a case of a big farm’s neighbors complaining of the odor and seeing bits of toilet paper in the fields. Gross!
Posted by TIGERHOLD
Orleans Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1297 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 4:16 pm to
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It would surprise a lot of people to know how much of our produce comes from places not exactly up to USDA standards.


“But who is going to pick your vegetables”?—Libs

Correct answer: if we did not have corporate greed coupled with an unlimited supply of cheap foreign labor, farms would be forced to pay a competitive wage to American workers who practice basic hygiene.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73356 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 4:25 pm to
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Taco Bell


quote:

explosive diarrhea


Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
29195 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 4:33 pm to
ahhh... so that's what that was the other night when i was trying to take a chick out on our first date. I thought that she kept looking at me strange because of my hair the entire time... instead it was me shitting all over the place all night that gave me the weird looks

Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11885 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 5:17 pm to
Indian staffing is on the rise. That's all I'll say.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3742 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 5:25 pm to
Too bad, they had just brought back the Enchirito
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19585 posts
Posted on 7/9/26 at 5:33 pm to
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unable to sell Lettuce, Cilantro Onion, Pico de Gallo and Guacamole due to a nationwide recall


This was their excuse to cut out the green onions on the nachos and pizza. It was just a convenient cost cutting measure. Pretty soon Taco Bell will be selling just fried chicken and french fries. Who the hell wants to eat fried chicken and fries from Taco Bell ? The quality is all shite now and way too expensive for what they give you.
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