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re: Southwest Airlines' new policy gives plus-sized customers up to two additional seats free

Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:01 am to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Now they seem to be shitting the bed more often than Delta.

Leave Delta out of this.
Posted by AubieinNC2009
Mountain NC
Member since Dec 2018
6404 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:01 am to
heck yeah gonna request 2 seats and get an whole row for free even though I dont need it. When they say no I will sue for discrimination
Posted by SaintTiger80
Member since Feb 2020
526 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:04 am to
I always like to tell people who are trying to lose weight to look at Ethan Suplee.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130376 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:05 am to
quote:

heck yeah gonna request 2 seats and get an whole row for free even though I dont need it. When they say no I will sue for discrimination


Just say you identify as fat. Problem solved
Posted by buzwa
Member since Sep 2006
2507 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:06 am to
I identify as plus-sized. Gimme my extra seats.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53518 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:08 am to
quote:

plus-size travel expert and TikToker, Jae'lynn Chaney, told Fox News Digital it was an important move to include people in the "super fat" category. 

"Super fat is how we identify," Chaney, business owner of Jae Bae Productions, said. "There's a spectrum of fatness. And as a super fat individual, you start needing different accommodations… I just felt really happy that there was something like this for people." 




This is my favorite part of the article. I want people to start saying they identify as super fat.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53064 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:08 am to
Do I get a discount for having a BMI under 20?
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
16047 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:10 am to
quote:

Southwest, where pigs fly free…


I’ll add:

Southwest Airlines, where pigs not only fly, they fly for free!
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
28466 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:15 am to
What kind of business model is this? Give double the product for the regular price in an industry that routinely has little to no margin for error.

Give in to these obese idiots now, and they'll demand more later.

Bye Southwest. Been nice not flying with you.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
31281 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:16 am to
Well thankfully Southwest let's you check your first FUPA for free
Posted by NotYourDaddy
Member since Feb 2022
209 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:19 am to
Your ticket price within a class of seating should be based on the combined weight of yourself and your luggage. The fuel efficiency and loading limits are based off of WEIGHT. Step on the scale and be prepared to swipe that credit card for weight surcharges.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12792 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:19 am to
SouthBeast Airlines
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
70691 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:20 am to
Who gets to pay for fatties free seat?
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21188 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:21 am to
Now all that fatties are going to fly Southwest and their planes will only be half full.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1451 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:22 am to
Not that I fly SW, but I support this. I'd rather SW eat the cost of an extra seat instead of someone's body squishing into my space.

Curious if one could "identify" as plus size to get an extra seat...
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21188 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:24 am to
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I'd rather SW eat the cost of an extra seat


Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24362 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:25 am to
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This is good news, maybe all the fatties will fly southwest and we won’t have to deal with them


I can always count on your posts for some twisted version of optimism.

I can see it now, a flight full of fat, sweaty, miserable pigs, all pissed at each other.

I'm sick of this fat culture here in America, where this shite is not only acceptable, but celebrated. This country needs a cleansing, bad.

It's also why I welcome Ozempic and it's cohorts with open arms. Start pumping that shite directly into the public water supply.
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:26 am to
They should be on a flatbed being pulled by a Peterbilt.
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1042 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:27 am to
Southwest will start hiring former C 17 loadmasters to properly position and secure these land whales.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
12446 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:29 am to
Southwest out here handing out frequent fatass miles
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