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Groceries are high enough as it is and now we’re paying for the bags too? frick that. I’d take the basket too. :lol:
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He was there for 21 years and did build something special.

You guys are something else

Do you really need it explained that he’s mocking the media talking point when Kiffin left Ole Miss for LSU, pointing out Whittingham is doing the same (leaving his team before their postseason for a “better” job) and not being serious?

re: Frank will be missed

Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 12/24/25 at 10:11 am to
If your season is made or broken by who the running backs coach is, you’re probably pretty fricked anyway.
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Boise State was the match that lit the fuse on this whole shite show...

Yep. The second OU shite the bed in the Fiesta Bowl, losing on two of the greatest trick plays in history, people started saying G5 schools could hang with the big boys.
Who cares? Just because we got somebody else doesn’t mean he isn’t a good coach or that there’s some underlying reason he won’t be a good coach somewhere else.
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Yall have no idea what you have unleashed by poking the bear. Just mentioning LSU in Oxford right now will get your arse beat. Hope you all aren’t planning to go to the game in September, they will attack you and you won’t leave the same way you came.



If you have the opportunity to get a potential 1st round pass rusher, you take it.
Has he tried the “He called me the N word” defense yet?

re: Thank you Tulane and JMU!

Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 12/21/25 at 9:13 am to
Just look at it this way, 6 teams get first round byes :lol:
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How long will Chicken allow such subtiltys to fly over the heads of unwashed ranter masses.

Probably about as long as it takes for you to learn how to spell “subtleties”
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I wanted to turn off after the first round, but was invested in seeing his head fall off his body

He went to the Floyd Mayweather school of selling fights. People who like him will watch because they like him. People that hate him will watch just to see someone kick his arse. Either way, he’s making money off of you because you’re watching.
Dylan Stewart is a certified shitwrecker and worth whatever he’s asking. Get that dude.

re: Midnight yell

Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 12/20/25 at 11:51 am to
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Explain to me why they do it.

They’re a bunch of gay weirdos. The end.
I think taking a true freshman who has never played center before and asking him to be your starting center is a recipe for disaster. I’d assume if Moore leaves, Kiffin will get a new center in the portal.
No, it means he’s telling the truth about Michigan. You can be asshurt that he has openly admitted that leaving LSU was the biggest regret he had in his coaching career, but it doesn’t change the fact that he said it..
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So what exactly do they do?

Steal money from desperate/stupid universities who are nervous they’ll frick up their hire by suggesting the same 5-10 options that every message board on Earth comes up with for free.

re: Bet the house on Jake Paul

Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 12/19/25 at 11:03 pm to
As soon as Jake stopped pissing himself and running for his life, he got KO’d. The fact that someone sanctioned this is an embarrassment.
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if Paul walks out of the ring on his own power you know the fight was rigged. Joshua isnt some over the hill tomato can. Hes still a fricking killer.

A killer with significant height, weight, reach and experience advantages. AJ should win this easily unless the fix is in.
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Wow. Lots of legit talent in the portal this year

Give Lane the checkbook and let’s go shopping.
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There was a recent thread about him and we talked for a moment about his dismantling of Errol Spence Jr (28-0 at the time). You don’t often see a world class boxer get completely outclassed but we saw it that night

This and the Canelo fight really opened people’s eyes on how great Crawford really is. The two best boxers he stepped in the ring with and he made it look easy.