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re: Sorry, officer, I had a biological need for a Patek Philippe Nautilus

Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:21 am to
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56692 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:21 am to
People just like her are gaining political power.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
7087 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:32 am to
She’s about as attractive as a Patek Aquanaut
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157709 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:33 am to
quote:

State Assemblywoman Emily Gallagher strongly suggested shoplifting should be legalized

Sure, what can go wrong?

Although I would argue that minor shoplifting is basically already legal based on the almost universal refusal of companies to stop thieves from walking out of their stores with stolen goods.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105467 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:49 am to
She should be stealing Ozempic.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22628 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:54 am to
That is the look of I smell like fish and fish products.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
42206 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:00 am to
There is no poverty in America.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6375 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:08 am to
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Sorry, officer, I had a biological need for


Deodorant, Ozempic, Hydroxyzine...
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
2140 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:10 am to
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This is our fault for allowing retards like this to have a voice.

In our defense, neither of us live in NYC.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17410 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 11:10 am to
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our defense, neither of us live in NYC.


I was thinking we are responsible for allowing liberal white women to exist in the first place. It's only because of the luxurious lifestyle they have because of the hard work of our ancestors that they are allowed to talk nonsense. We need to reel them back in.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
2140 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 11:40 am to
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I was thinking we are responsible for allowing liberal white women to exist in the first place. It's only because of the luxurious lifestyle they have because of the hard work of our ancestors that they are allowed to talk nonsense. We need to reel them back in.

If seeing Laken Riley get her head bashed in by some fat dude named Hector-Jabronis Burrito-DJ didn't wake those idiots up, nothing we do or say will do it. A 22-year-old version of them got murdered on a jogging trail in 2024.
Yet, here they are -- still mining for likes on facebook in support of the BLM/illegals brigrade.
Posted by ShrimperDan
Fernandina
Member since Jul 2026
353 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 11:50 am to
Socialism is just legalized theft so at least she is consistent
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
3457 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 11:52 am to
In her defense, she does look like someone in dire need of soap.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4589 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 12:21 pm to
They always look the same. It's like the globo-communists assemble these obese freaks in a factory somewhere.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5792 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 12:27 pm to
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NYPD cops that target quality-of-life crimes like graffiti and fare evasion.


How is graffiti a quality of life crime ? These fricking idiots.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
76372 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 12:32 pm to
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And on down the slope to hell.


slopes are never slippery, bub. Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by some on TD.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
25966 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 12:44 pm to


Could make a train take a dirt road..

Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138913 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 12:53 pm to
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There is an abundance of resources in NYC (and most large cities) for the homeless and poor to get food and necessities. These people aren't stealing these items because they need them, they're stealing because they barter them for other things like drugs and alcohol.


Like you could even understand from your Ivory Tower.
Posted by Old Character
Member since Jan 2018
1646 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:00 pm to
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We're not talking about homeless people stealing this stuff. We're talking about people that would rather steal than pay $3 for toothpaste while also flaunting new clothes and phones, etc.


And there in lies the problem with this whole discussion…..if you have money for what you want but sudddnly not for what you need…..you’re not “needy”, you’re gaming the system and steeling money. If you’re on food stamps, but have $8 for a pack of cigarettes or $20 for a bottle of booze you have money to buy your own food.
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5305 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:07 pm to
Bitch, what's your address. I'm gonna break into your house and steal your soap and shampoo.
This post was edited on 8/18/26 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36866 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 1:25 pm to
Without even reading it, you know she is absolutely lying.
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