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re: Game Thread

Posted by Armymann50 on 10/10/26 at 8:05 pm to
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How did Ole Miss lose to Florida



refs hate LSU
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Maybe at the next weathermen shindig the creator of that stupidity will get taken to the woodshed.


Mona said its because the cabal has taken over.
3.50" of water in my yard all good
I had a emale CPT do this to me. I just stood at attention . I deserved it.

GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 10/3/26 at 4:00 am
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Today in History: October 3

2333 BC
State of Gojoseon (modern-day Korea) is founded by Dangun Wanggeom during the reign of Chinese Emperor Yao

42 BC
First Battle of Philippi: Triumvirs Mark Antony and Octavian fight an indecisive battle with Caesar's assassins Brutus and Cassius.

1776
Congress borrows five million dollars to halt the rapid depreciation of paper money in the colonies.

1940
U.S. Army adopts airborne, or parachute, soldiers. Airborne troops were later used in World War II for landing troops in combat and infiltrating agents into enemy territory.

1941
The Maltese Falson, starring Humphrey Bogart as detective Sam Spade, opens.

1952
The UK successfully conducts a nuclear weapon, becoming the world's third nuclear power

1955
Two children's television programs and a family sitcom all destined to become classics debut: Captain Kangaroo, Mickey Mouse Club, and The Dick Van Dyke Show.

1990
After 40 years of division, East and West Germany are reunited as one nation.

1993
Battle of Mogadishu, in which 18 US soldiers and some 1,000 Somalis are killed during an attempt to capture officials of the warlord Mohamed Farrah Aidid's organization.

1995
Former pro football star and actor O.J. Simpson is acquitted of the murders of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, ending what many called "the Trial of the Century.".

2008
The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 authorizes the Secretary of the Treasury to purchase distressed assets of financial corporations and supply cash directly to banks to keep them afloat.

2018
259 people have died taking selfies since 2011 according to study in "Journal of Family Medicine and Primary Care"

2021
Record rainfall in Europe when 36 inches (925 mm) of rain begins falling in northern Italian town of Rossiglione

2022
Ringo Starr postpones five dates of his All-Starr Band tour in Canada due to his testing positive for COVID-19

Today in History: Born on October 3
1916
James Herriot, Yorkshire veterinarian and author of All Creatures Great and Small.

1941
Chubby Checker (Ernest Evans), singer, songwriter who popularized the dance The Twist; Billboard magazine ranked "The Twist" as the most popular single in its Hot 100 since the list's debut in 1958.

1954
Al Sharpton, African-American minister, civil rights activist, TV and radio talk show host; unsuccessful candidate for Democratic nomination for the US presidency in 2004.

JOTD
A French, a German and an Italian spy are captured one day.

The captors grab the French spy, take him to the next room and tie his hands behind a chair.They then proceed to torture him for 2 hours before he finally cracks, answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets.

The captors then grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair in the next room too and torture him for 4 hours before he finally cracks and tells them what they want to know.

They then grabbed the Italian spy. Once again, they tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing.4 hours go by and the spy isn’t talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell.

The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk.

The Italian spy says, ” I wanted to, but I couldn’t move my hands.”



re: GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 10/1/26 at 7:30 am to
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2026 AD Armyman50 dupes a 2 1/2 hour old gmt


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re: Strip clubs in Lake Charles

Posted by Armymann50 on 10/1/26 at 7:19 am to
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ametures




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GMT

Posted by Armymann50 on 10/1/26 at 7:08 am
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Today in History: October 1

0331BC for Krad Alexander the Great decisively shatters King Darius III's Persian army at Gaugamela (Arbela), in a tactical masterstroke that leaves him master of the Persian Empire.

1908 Henry Ford introduces the Model T car, priced at $825

1957 ""In God We Trust" appears on US paper currency as an act to distinguish the US from the officially atheist USSR; the motto had appeared on coins at various times since 1864.

1962 The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson debuts; Carson will remain The Tonight Show host until 1992.

1971 Walt Disney World opens near Orlando, Florida, the second of Disney's "Magic Kingdoms."

1974 Five Nixon aides--Kenneth Parkinson, Robert Mardian, Nixon's Chief of Staff H.R. Haldeman, John Ehrlichman, and U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell--go on trial for conspiring to hinder the Watergate investigation.

1975 Legendary boxing match: Muhammad Ali defeats Joe Frazier in the "Thrilla in Manila."

1979 US returns sovereignty of the Panama Canal to Panama.

1982 First compact disc player, released by Sony.

1989 Denmark introduces the world's first "civil union" law granting same-sex couples certain legal rights and responsibilities but stopping short of recognizing same-sex marriages.

2009 The Supreme Court of the United Kingdom takes over judicial functions of the House of Lords.

2017 Stephen Paddock shoots dead 58 people, injuring 489, at a concert in Las Vegas in the deadliest mass shooting in American history

2020 US White House aide Hope Hicks tests positive for COVID-19

2021 US COVID-19 death toll passes 700,000, with daily deaths averaging 1,900 a day

2023 Fashion designer Sarah Burton shows her last collection for label Alexander McQueen in Paris, after 13 years

Born on October 1

1935 Julie Andrews (Julia Elizabeth Wells), actress and singer whose films include Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music.

1963 Mark McGwire, "Big Mac," pro baseball player who broke Roger Maris' single-season home run record; admitted in 2010 to using performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career.

Joke of the Day
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday; he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Sir, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?!”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs, “Your badge, show him your badge!”



re: GMT 9/28/26

Posted by Armymann50 on 9/28/26 at 10:03 am to
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Do they make LSU shirts that big?


yes