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Armymann50
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Playing with my |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | no nurses |
| Occupation: | retired |
| Number of Posts: | 22492 |
| Registered on: | 9/3/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/30/26 at 9:55 am to Pepe Lepew
quote:
That’s one thing I never run out of
Amen brother.
0
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/30/26 at 8:24 am to Hangit
quote:
But the drive to work was easier
11 instead of 50 good to be retired :nana:
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/30/26 at 5:55 am to Hangit
quote:
Mine takes about 1/2 hour to mow.
When we lived in Baker we had 2.5 acers it took me 2 hours to mow. I don't miss that at all.
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/30/26 at 5:22 am to Hangit
quote:I don't have a blade of grass on my prorperty. Limestone , pavers and concret.and I have a yard man that comes every two weeks to blow off leaves and spray for weeds.
Today, we mow.
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/30/26 at 4:01 am
:GMT:
Today in History: August 30
1617
Rosa de Lima of Peru becomes the first American saint to be canonized.
1781
The French fleet arrives in the Chesapeake Bay to aid the American Revolution.
1813
Creek Indians massacre over 500 whites at Fort Mims, Alabama.
1932
Nazi leader Hermann Goering is elected president of the Reichstag.
1961
President John F. Kennedy appoints General Lucius D. Clay as his personal representative in Berlin.
1963
Hot Line communications link installed between Moscow and Washington, DC.
1976
Tom Brokaw becomes news anchor of Today Show.
1979
First recorded instance of a comet (Howard-Koomur-Michels) hitting the sun; the energy released is equal to approximately 1 million hydrogen bombs.
1983
Eiffel Tower welcomes its 150 millionth visitor, 33-year-old Parisian Jacqueline Martinez.
1986
KGB arrests journalist Nicholas Daniloff (US News World Report) on a charge of spying and hold him for 13 days.
2020
Global cases of COVID-19 pass 25 million with death toll at 843,000
2020
India reports world's highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases at 78,761
Today in History: Born on August 30
1893
Huey P. Long, Louisiana politician who served as governor and U.S. senator, known as "The Kingfish."
1919
Kitty Wells (Ellen Muriel Deason), first female singer to top the Country Music charts in US ("It Wasn't God Who Made Honky-Tonk Angels," 1952).
1960
US Army Master Sgt. Gary Gordon, receives posthumous Medal of Honor for his actions in the Battle of Mogadishu, Somalia.
1972
Cameron Diaz, model, award-winning actress (The Mask, There's Something About Mary, Any Given Sunday).
JOTD
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"
Blonde
She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Today in History: August 30
1617
Rosa de Lima of Peru becomes the first American saint to be canonized.
1781
The French fleet arrives in the Chesapeake Bay to aid the American Revolution.
1813
Creek Indians massacre over 500 whites at Fort Mims, Alabama.
1932
Nazi leader Hermann Goering is elected president of the Reichstag.
1961
President John F. Kennedy appoints General Lucius D. Clay as his personal representative in Berlin.
1963
Hot Line communications link installed between Moscow and Washington, DC.
1976
Tom Brokaw becomes news anchor of Today Show.
1979
First recorded instance of a comet (Howard-Koomur-Michels) hitting the sun; the energy released is equal to approximately 1 million hydrogen bombs.
1983
Eiffel Tower welcomes its 150 millionth visitor, 33-year-old Parisian Jacqueline Martinez.
1986
KGB arrests journalist Nicholas Daniloff (US News World Report) on a charge of spying and hold him for 13 days.
2020
Global cases of COVID-19 pass 25 million with death toll at 843,000
2020
India reports world's highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases at 78,761
Today in History: Born on August 30
1893
Huey P. Long, Louisiana politician who served as governor and U.S. senator, known as "The Kingfish."
1919
Kitty Wells (Ellen Muriel Deason), first female singer to top the Country Music charts in US ("It Wasn't God Who Made Honky-Tonk Angels," 1952).
1960
US Army Master Sgt. Gary Gordon, receives posthumous Medal of Honor for his actions in the Battle of Mogadishu, Somalia.
1972
Cameron Diaz, model, award-winning actress (The Mask, There's Something About Mary, Any Given Sunday).
JOTD
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"
Blonde
She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
re: What is the funniest comment you’ve ever seen on TD?
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/29/26 at 2:02 pm to Gerry Laval
Garcia does roofs and moore.
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/29/26 at 1:40 pm to Bama and Beer
The wife asked me how many guns can i shoot at a time?
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/29/26 at 7:08 am to dukke v
:geauxtigers: Who is gonna win on the 5th?
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/29/26 at 7:05 am to Bama and Beer
Last time I was home dad gave me a few guns and pistols
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/29/26 at 4:48 am
:GMT:
Today in History: August 29
708 Copper coins are minted in Japan for the first time
1533How 200 Conquistadors Conquered an Empire of 10 Million Atahualpa, last Sapa Inca Emperor is suspected to have been buried in Northern Peru or in Ecuador
1862 Union General John Pope's army is defeated by a smaller Confederate force at the Second Battle of Bull Run.
1882 Australia defeats England in cricket for the first time. The following day a obituary appears in the Sporting Times addressed to the British team.
1942 The American Red Cross announces that Japan has refused to allow safe conduct for the passage of ships with supplies for American prisoners of war.
1945 U.S. airborne troops are landed in transport planes at Atsugi airfield, southwest of Tokyo, beginning the occupation of Japan.
1949 USSR explodes its first atomic bomb, "First Lightning."
1950 International Olympic Committee votes to allow West Germany and Japan to compete in 1952 games.
1957 US Congress passes Civil Rights Act of 1957 after Strom Thurmond (Sen-D-SC) ends 24-hour filibuster, the longest in Senate history, against the bill.
1960 US U-2 spy plane spots SAM (surface-to-air) missile launch pads in Cuba.
1966 The Beatles give their last public concert (Candlestick Park, San Francisco).
1968 Democrats nominate Hubert H Humphrey for president at their Chicago convention. My Grandmothers cousin
2005 Hurricane Katrina makes its second and third landfall as a Category 3 hurricane, devastating much of the Gulf Coast from Louisiana to the Florida Panhandle, killing more than 1,836 people and causing over $115 billion in damage
2021 Hurricane Ida makes landfall as a Category 4 storm near Port Fourchon, Louisiana, on the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina
2023 Parasite worm, alive and wriggling, found in a woman's brain for the first time in Canberra, Australia
Born on August 29
1915 Ingrid Bergman, Oscar winning actress famous whose films include Casablanca and Anastasia.
1938 Elliott Gould, actor (M*A*S*H, Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice).
1941 Robin Leach, TV host (Life Styles of the Rich and Famous).
JOTD
An Irishman walks into a bar.
He bellies up to the bar and says “barkeep, I’d like 3 shots of whiskey. One for me and one each for me brothers Shamus and Patrick back in Ireland.” The bartender give him his three shots of whiskey, he downs them, pays and walks out.
The Irishman continues with this ritual every day for a couple of months and the bartender has taken a liking to him.
One day the Irishman walks in looking glum and says “just two shots of whiskey today barkeep.” Worried, the bartender asks “is everything alright? Did something happen to Shamus or Patrick?”
The Irishman responds “no, Shamus and Patrick are fine, but me doctor says that I have to quit drinking.”
Today in History: August 29
708 Copper coins are minted in Japan for the first time
1533How 200 Conquistadors Conquered an Empire of 10 Million Atahualpa, last Sapa Inca Emperor is suspected to have been buried in Northern Peru or in Ecuador
1862 Union General John Pope's army is defeated by a smaller Confederate force at the Second Battle of Bull Run.
1882 Australia defeats England in cricket for the first time. The following day a obituary appears in the Sporting Times addressed to the British team.
1942 The American Red Cross announces that Japan has refused to allow safe conduct for the passage of ships with supplies for American prisoners of war.
1945 U.S. airborne troops are landed in transport planes at Atsugi airfield, southwest of Tokyo, beginning the occupation of Japan.
1949 USSR explodes its first atomic bomb, "First Lightning."
1950 International Olympic Committee votes to allow West Germany and Japan to compete in 1952 games.
1957 US Congress passes Civil Rights Act of 1957 after Strom Thurmond (Sen-D-SC) ends 24-hour filibuster, the longest in Senate history, against the bill.
1960 US U-2 spy plane spots SAM (surface-to-air) missile launch pads in Cuba.
1966 The Beatles give their last public concert (Candlestick Park, San Francisco).
1968 Democrats nominate Hubert H Humphrey for president at their Chicago convention. My Grandmothers cousin
2005 Hurricane Katrina makes its second and third landfall as a Category 3 hurricane, devastating much of the Gulf Coast from Louisiana to the Florida Panhandle, killing more than 1,836 people and causing over $115 billion in damage
2021 Hurricane Ida makes landfall as a Category 4 storm near Port Fourchon, Louisiana, on the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina
2023 Parasite worm, alive and wriggling, found in a woman's brain for the first time in Canberra, Australia
Born on August 29
1915 Ingrid Bergman, Oscar winning actress famous whose films include Casablanca and Anastasia.
1938 Elliott Gould, actor (M*A*S*H, Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice).
1941 Robin Leach, TV host (Life Styles of the Rich and Famous).
JOTD
An Irishman walks into a bar.
He bellies up to the bar and says “barkeep, I’d like 3 shots of whiskey. One for me and one each for me brothers Shamus and Patrick back in Ireland.” The bartender give him his three shots of whiskey, he downs them, pays and walks out.
The Irishman continues with this ritual every day for a couple of months and the bartender has taken a liking to him.
One day the Irishman walks in looking glum and says “just two shots of whiskey today barkeep.” Worried, the bartender asks “is everything alright? Did something happen to Shamus or Patrick?”
The Irishman responds “no, Shamus and Patrick are fine, but me doctor says that I have to quit drinking.”
re: My son is playing in Bank of America Stadium Friday.
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 9:40 pm to dstone12
Tanks
re: My son is playing in Bank of America Stadium Friday.
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 7:26 pm to dstone12
Travel ball show pic of the wife.
re: LUNCH THRAY—The “who do you like more, Owl or PJ” popularity edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 7:25 pm to OWLFAN86
Ikr
re: LUNCH THRAY—The “who do you like more, Owl or PJ” popularity edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 7:22 pm to Skillet
Is this the new page eight?
re: LUNCH THRAY—The “who do you like more, Owl or PJ” popularity edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 7:15 pm to Hangit
Just messing with Ollie not back in the lunch thread. I ready for a lunch at Franks when ever you are
re: LUNCH THRAY—The “who do you like more, Owl or PJ” popularity edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 7:12 pm to OWLFAN86
I thought you knew it all my bad.
re: Genetic testing finds imported shrimp mislabeling at 27% of Baton Rouge restaurants
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 6:45 pm to Shexter
Now the bad guys list please
re: LUNCH THRAY—The “who do you like more, Owl or PJ” popularity edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 6:41 pm to OWLFAN86
What happened in new orleans today?
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 6:57 am to Pepe Lepew
You should come around here more often.
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 6:05 am to bad93ex
Yup alot about 3.5
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 8/28/26 at 5:54 am to Hangit
We got a shite ton of it the last few days :nana: :geauxtigers:
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