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re: So since my divorce, I rent...

Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:13 am to
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:13 am to
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Whenever I move, it's waking her up- so I go lay in the boys bedroom across the hall.

I also use this excuse when I need to rub one out in the middle of the night.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:14 am to
The sooner you realize that ghosts aren’t real, the faster you’ll move on with your life.

That being said; the mind is a tricky thing and I wouldn’t take anything as fact said by people who are just waking up or still half-asleep.
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4680 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:15 am to
Got to sacrifice a live chicken inside each room to ward off the evil spirits. Make sure to get the blood on the walls.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20117 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:15 am to
The demonic is real. Call your parish priest and/or the Archdiocese to consult about an exorcism.

In the meantime, obtain some holy water and sprinkle liberally, and burn some blessed candles. Place crucifixes on the walls on the bedrooms, and pray the Rosary.

I don’t care if this gets downvoted. Just do it.
Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
Member since Jul 2020
2554 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:15 am to
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the stand up fan I have in there.
I see.

You could always put the tires back on your house and drag it somewhere different.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:16 am to
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Got to sacrifice a live chicken inside each room to ward off the evil spirits. Make sure to get the blood on the walls.



was coming here to post this, that's the only logical solution
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11343 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:16 am to
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my GF


Pics?
Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
1872 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:18 am to
I got goosebumps. Have everyone open carry when they sleep.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8391 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:19 am to
Your thread title sucks.

And you are scared of a ghost. I’d like to take you for a walk in the woods at night and leave you there. You would probably cry.
This post was edited on 2/23/21 at 9:22 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166316 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:20 am to
put this poster in your kids' room.

Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7339 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:22 am to
Ok, does the house look like this one? If so, GTFO.

This post was edited on 2/23/21 at 9:23 am
Posted by In The Know
City of St George, La
Member since Jan 2005
5247 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:23 am to
Plot twist- you’re actually dead bro.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:23 am to
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no one has died in it to my knowledge.


quote:

Location Montana

You sure your house isn’t on Indian burial ground? Or perhaps a homicide/s occurred there without your knowledge many years ago?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43337 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:24 am to
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and burn some blessed candles.


Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101452 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:25 am to
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Your thread title sucks.


I don't know. Sometimes there's something to be said for a good head fake. I sort of dug the effect here.
Posted by Comic_Tiger
Member since Jul 2020
1277 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:26 am to
Step 1. Get yourself a Bible
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19119 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:26 am to
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obtain some holy water and sprinkle liberally


That might get rid of the demons but then he'll have mold
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124276 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:27 am to
My baw, Occam’s Razor. You were sleepwalking
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:28 am to
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That might get rid of the demons but then he'll have mold




right now that's the yeast of his worries
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33968 posts
Posted on 2/23/21 at 9:29 am to
Real talk: go get some sage. Open all the windows and walk around burning the sage. I do this once a year.
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