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Bluefin
South Carolina Fan
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
11519 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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Whenever I move, it's waking her up- so I go lay in the boys bedroom across the hall.

I also use this excuse when I need to rub one out in the middle of the night.


Box Geauxrilla
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2013
15915 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
The sooner you realize that ghosts aren’t real, the faster you’ll move on with your life.

That being said; the mind is a tricky thing and I wouldn’t take anything as fact said by people who are just waking up or still half-asleep.


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Buck Dancer
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4091 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
Got to sacrifice a live chicken inside each room to ward off the evil spirits. Make sure to get the blood on the walls.


Jimbeaux
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2003
17080 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
The demonic is real. Call your parish priest and/or the Archdiocese to consult about an exorcism.

In the meantime, obtain some holy water and sprinkle liberally, and burn some blessed candles. Place crucifixes on the walls on the bedrooms, and pray the Rosary.

I don’t care if this gets downvoted. Just do it.


Abraham H Parnassis
Member since Jul 2020
539 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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the stand up fan I have in there.
I see.

You could always put the tires back on your house and drag it somewhere different.


777Tiger
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2011
47384 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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Got to sacrifice a live chicken inside each room to ward off the evil spirits. Make sure to get the blood on the walls.



was coming here to post this, that's the only logical solution


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Rex Feral
Georgia Fan
Member since Jan 2014
5009 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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my GF


Pics?


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Hou_Lawyer
Rice Fan
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
803 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
I got goosebumps. Have everyone open carry when they sleep.


Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
4033 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
Your thread title sucks.

And you are scared of a ghost. I’d like to take you for a walk in the woods at night and leave you there. You would probably cry.
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Chad504boy
Member since Feb 2005
143071 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
put this poster in your kids' room.



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AUriptide
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Aug 2009
5485 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
Ok, does the house look like this one? If so, GTFO.

This post was edited on 2/23 at 9:23 am


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In The Know
LSU Fan
City of St George, La
Member since Jan 2005
3105 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
Plot twist- you’re actually dead bro.


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Breauxsif
LSU Fan
Member since May 2012
8371 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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no one has died in it to my knowledge.


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Location Montana

You sure your house isn’t on Indian burial ground? Or perhaps a homicide/s occurred there without your knowledge many years ago?


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Centinel
Alabama Fan
South Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
31878 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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and burn some blessed candles.




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Y.A. Tittle
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2003
83999 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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Your thread title sucks.


I don't know. Sometimes there's something to be said for a good head fake. I sort of dug the effect here.


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Comic_Tiger
Member since Jul 2020
608 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
Step 1. Get yourself a Bible


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Towelie
LSU Fan
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
18966 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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obtain some holy water and sprinkle liberally


That might get rid of the demons but then he'll have mold


fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
99176 posts
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
My baw, Occam’s Razor. You were sleepwalking


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777Tiger
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2011
47384 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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That might get rid of the demons but then he'll have mold




right now that's the yeast of his worries


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jmarto1
LSU Fan
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
27158 posts

re: So since my divorce, I rent...
Real talk: go get some sage. Open all the windows and walk around burning the sage. I do this once a year.


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