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The other day I saw a couple leave a bunch of soda at the self checkout because you can't buy soda with EBT anymore in FL. They walked back to a car full of kids with GA plates. Family on GA food stamps goes on vacation to Orlando. WTF. If I could get some food stamps I could go on vacation too. Where do I sign up?

re: Hollywood History-Blacklisting

Posted by Towelie on 5/21/26 at 1:34 pm to
I read the title as Blackfisting, kinda disappointed now.
He should make a strong arse offer to Dwight Howard or Kevin Garnett or somebody. If these guys are eligible, guys who went straight to the NBA from HS are eligible right?

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Posted by Towelie on 5/19/26 at 9:35 am to
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Did you know that former LSU baseball player, Kramer Robertson, is current LSU women’s basketball coach Kim Mulkey’s son?


Also the brother of Rahim Alem

re: .

Posted by Towelie on 5/19/26 at 9:00 am to
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Please do not reply to this post unless you have information directly related to this critical topic


What if it's tangentially related?

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Finally watched project hail Mary with my kid


I checked out my 7yo from school and took him last thursday. 1030am showing, just he and I in the theater. My dad did the same thing when I was a kid and took me to Masters of the Universe and it's one of my fondest memories. Safe to say I picked the better movie but I smiled when the first preview was the remake.

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My 11yo never cries and he was fighting back tears a few times



Mine was full on bawling so I pulled him into my lap...immediately lost my fight to hold back too.

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Damn what a ride.


Indeed
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Paid 9.50 this morning for 5 plain donuts


Same. But I also paid 5.25 for 2/3 gallon of milk.

re: Narcos Question

Posted by Towelie on 5/15/26 at 2:12 pm to
In the show he would fire up a J all the time, pretty much whenever too. I don't know if Escobar was really like that or not but it just stood out to me.

And they said my "Penis Monologues" idea was stupid and derivative.
:casty:

re: Narcos Question

Posted by Towelie on 5/15/26 at 1:41 pm to
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Anyone else have this problem?


No, but it did make me realize that all Escobar wanted was to smoke joints and make money and everybody kept fricking with him. He was just like The Dude but instead of bowling his thing was selling drugs. Seems like he would have been a fun guy to smoke a J with in his younger days.
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Windows key + V gives you a list your past copy and paste



re: Headset for work/Teams Calls

Posted by Towelie on 5/4/26 at 5:55 am to
I've got a yealink, hits all those marks, I've never tested the range to failure, but I walk and talk too and can go get the mail on the other side of the building and still be connected.
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Xzavier



Pronounced Za-vee-ay. The X is silent.

re: Dog Strollers

Posted by Towelie on 4/13/26 at 9:37 am to
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I had a pug that had two functioning legs


No excuses

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re: Kidney Stone Help

Posted by Towelie on 4/13/26 at 9:33 am to
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3.5mm


That's cute.

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Looking for some help here from you seasoned kidney stone passers to get this thing out!


I passed an 8mm stone and a 6mm stone...12mm stone removed via lithotripsy.
Drink a shite ton of water, man the frick up and show that stone who's boss.
My big one actually popped out after a big sneeze.

Dog Strollers

Posted by Towelie on 4/13/26 at 9:26 am
WTF people? Dogs have four fricking legs for a reason.

re: MARTA in Atlanta

Posted by Towelie on 4/10/26 at 7:50 am to
me and my ni*** rode the MARTA through the hood
Just tryna find that hookup
Now, every day, we looked up at the ceiling
Watching ceiling fans go 'round, tryna to catch that feeling

re: What’s your favorite OT thread

Posted by Towelie on 4/8/26 at 11:25 am to
OT Haiki Throwdown '09 was pretty dope
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It’s a great show but


Does beautiful man love scare you?

re: Born To Bowl HBO Max

Posted by Towelie on 3/26/26 at 8:29 am to
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A 220 at Don Carters is/was not equal to a 220 at Circle


Once I was at the student union lanes throwing rocks, like 7 strikes in a row.
Now I know it was just a nice oil pattern.