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re: What Car Do You Drive?

Posted by Towelie on 10/6/26 at 8:49 am to
Yellow Viper
Yellow Hummer
Yellow Benz
Yellow PT Cruiser
Yellow 'Lac on rims
Dropped Yellow Vette
Platinum Rolls Royce

re: Flip phone era > Smart phone era

Posted by Towelie on 10/2/26 at 2:26 pm to
Black Razr GOAT.
I went through 3 or 4 of them back in the day.
I was there. The energy in that building was amazing. When Gleason blocked the punt that place exploded. A top 5 experience in my life.

re: Anyone play old man golf?

Posted by Towelie on 9/24/26 at 1:55 pm to
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a 250 yard drive is better than the VAST majority of amateur golfers


It's probably more like 220 but saying 250 makes me feel better.

re: Anyone play old man golf?

Posted by Towelie on 9/24/26 at 12:16 pm to
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You never approach 100% power on a swing. Nice and smooth and easy, but not particularly hard. Maybe 70%.
You frequently hit higher lofted clubs and give up distance for predictability and playability. You also hit lower chip and pitch shots rather than anything in the air.


That's how I play. No more than 3/4 swing with every club, smooth and easy. I'll choose a choked down, smooth 7 iron over a full 9 if the situation allows. When I try to get after it I end up hitting it fat or a nasty shank most of the time. It's made hitting driver almost easy sometimes. It might only go 250ish but it'll be playable.
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Duck Nation


Another Incel alter. Same old talking points. Incels are the most pathetic group of the perpetually online.

re: What gang do you fear the most?

Posted by Towelie on 9/17/26 at 2:37 pm to
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What gang do you fear the most?


Vatos Locos
I was 19. I remember my alarm clock radio went off and I hear "a plane has crashed into one of the trade center buildings" and hit snooze, still half asleep, next time alarm goes off and I hear it again WTF? Get up and walk into the living room and my mom is sitting on the couch watching TV with my best friend. Another WTF. Right as I walked out the second plane hit. WTF!
Sat in silence until the first tower came down. WTF. Second tower down. frick.
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What's AI gonna do when we unplug it?


The human body generates more bioelectricity than a 120-volt battery. And over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. That combined with a form of fusion will give them all the power they need.
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You were in college in 2002? Congrats on the aarp membership


Ouch.
You cut deep sometimes man.
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I’m just a normal human being.


My wife gets it in her head sometimes that she's stronger than me, so I challenge her to wrestle just to put her in her place. When I pick her up and slam her, I can tell she's super impressed.
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Didn't realize how many trained hitmen we have on TD


6'5"
250 Lbs
5% Bodyfat
4.2 40
350 Bench
OT Baller
Sex Haver
International Assassin
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Any linemen on tOT?


One of my best friends is/was a lineman. He's done well for himself.
Worked a shite ton of hours in his 20s and 30s to get there. He pulled down close to 250k in some of his best years. He told me could've moved out to Cali to rebuild infrastructure after the fires and really made bank. He took a paycut and moved up to management after he had kids though.
If your boy isn't afraid to work he can set himself up for a comfortable life.
Once I purposely entered the wrong vehicle by accident.

re: Got my new hat for gameday

Posted by Towelie on 8/19/26 at 8:12 am to
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Asleepinthecove