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Any linemen on tOT?


One of my best friends is/was a lineman. He's done well for himself.
Worked a shite ton of hours in his 20s and 30s to get there. He pulled down close to 250k in some of his best years. He told me could've moved out to Cali to rebuild infrastructure after the fires and really made bank. He took a paycut and moved up to management after he had kids though.
If your boy isn't afraid to work he can set himself up for a comfortable life.
Once I purposely entered the wrong vehicle by accident.

re: Got my new hat for gameday

Posted by Towelie on 8/19/26 at 8:12 am to
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Asleepinthecove


re: People that get in wrecks????

Posted by Towelie on 8/18/26 at 1:58 pm to
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some a-hole every single f’ing day has to shut the shite down


They should just work from home so they don't have to mess up your commute.
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Could you defeat an ancient army with an M4 and cases of ammo?


If you was to put me, 3 Silverbacks, 1 Chimpanzee, an M4, and 60 cases of ammo anywhere up to and including one mile of Alexander the Great with a clear line of sight... pack your bags, fellas, war's over.

re: What is your life’s purpose?

Posted by Towelie on 8/14/26 at 1:45 pm to
frick Bitches.
Get Money.
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Cadence (1990)


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"Oh don't you know that's the sound of the men, working on the chain...
gaaaaaaaaai


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the online ordering program allowing some things but not Jesus phrases


I'm so fricking outraged they don't allow something no one would ever legitimately order and allow other things no one would ever order. I'm gonna post about this on the internet all day so everyone knows how angry I am.
I bought 2 Chinese robot wives. For a friend.
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What's the alternative? We're fresh out of spaceships that can catch the biggest rocket in history and haul it safely back to earth.


There's only two options? Haul it back to earth or crash it into the moon?
A divorce/marriage thread always brings the incels and bitter plant workers out for at least 3 pages of woman hating.
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What trimmer do yall use to get the closest to skin and cleanest neck/cheek lines?


Look for a T blade trimmer if you want to get hooked up clean.




re: What is the endgame for A.!.?

Posted by Towelie on 7/29/26 at 6:51 pm to
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Without something to work toward, the energy normally used for working, schooling, hunting, courting/mating, etc. gets turned inwards which results in psychotic behavior which increases over generations.


We're starting to see that already.
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I can’t get it to go away, anyone got any sure fire therapies to get rid of it outside of the standard stuff I’ve already mentioned?



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Then there was that time the OT help catch a serial killer…


More info, please.


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Deadmanshand



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MobileJosh


One of my favorite posters of all time. A beacon of hope in this modern OT landscape of shitposters, incels, poliboard freaks and SECRant trolls.


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How do all these people from other countries, some of them really poor, have the funds to just take a month off work and travel around the U.S.?


Send a relative to the US illegally
Collect welfare checks
Send welfare checks back to home country
Buy world cup tickets