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BigD45
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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Where do you people come up with this shit?


He doesn’t investigate anything.


Prominentwon
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
Did you check for any broken arse glass?


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CocomoLSU
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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Get rid of it!

Next, contact your local Catholic Priest. Don’t play with it. If you do nothing, it can start fricking up your life if it’s demonic.

I know someone who can see, smell and communicate with shite like that.

If the dresser is demonic? What does that entail? Would it close its drawers on his hands when he's trying to get clean underwear or something like that? How does a demonic piece of furniture "act"?


777Tiger
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How does a demonic piece of furniture "act"?



like a demon, baw!!


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MorbidTheClown
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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How does a demonic piece of furniture "act"?




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fr33manator
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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How does a demonic piece of furniture "act"?


I had a demonic stove once.

Everything I cooked on it would taste evil until I use it to make some holy water.


Just boiled the hell out of it.
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fr33manator
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
I moved into a fully furnished house once. First night I slept in the bed, had the most horrific, hellish nightmares. Devils and demons...woke up screaming.



Next night I slept on the couch. Slept fine.

Next night I slept in the easy chair. Slept like a baby.

Tried the bed again, horrible nightmares.

I called a priest to come.

He put holy water on the headboard, prayed a rosary over the footboard, blessed the mattress.

To no avail, still devilish dreams.

I had a psychic come. She burned sage, put crystals in the pillows, hung a dreamcatcher...no dice, the nightmares continued.

Finally, I had had enough, I was at my wits end and ready to move. I had a maid come in to clean the place up. I told her of my troubles, she went to the bed, looked around and said “well here’s your problem.”

She pointed at the label on the bedding.


“Sheets-100% Satan.”


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Abraham H Parnassis
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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He doesn’t investigate anything.

Let's review what we know.

A kid was sleeping. A kid "saw" something. GF was sleeping. GF "heard" something.

So yeah, let's jump right into demonic infestation.
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fr33manator
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So yeah, let's jump right into demonic infestation.



It’s only logical


Abraham H Parnassis
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re: So since my divorce, I rent...
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It’s only logical

Well yeah, when you put it like that.


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