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Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:33 am to Judnnc
I did the math one time and it if I take 1 20 minute shite per day, I work like 3.something LESS days per year, because I’m shitting for those 3 days.
In reverse, I would lose 3 days at my house if I shitted at home instead of work.
In reverse, I would lose 3 days at my house if I shitted at home instead of work.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:33 am to Judnnc
When that 4th cup of joe hits there is no holding back.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:33 am to sjmabry
B...B..Buh..ma egg MaMuffin goin right through me, bruh 
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:35 am to Judnnc
I get to work at 5:30 and usually have to shite by 615 or so. I like getting it done before anybody else is here so I can watch hunting videos with the volume on. Why would I shite at home for free when I can go to work and get paid for it?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:36 am to Judnnc
Work toilets were harder to clog so held my morning constitutional there...
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:36 am to midwestTiger20
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I did the math one time and it if I take 1 20 minute shite per day, I work like 3.something LESS days per year, because I’m shitting for those 3 days.
I work about 210 days per year. 20 minutes a day is 70 hours. That's 2 weeks pay for something I'd be doing at home otherwise. It's a win.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:39 am to OleVaught14
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Being mad at people for drinking a cup of coffee on their morning commute is no way to go through life...
Of all the things to get upset about in the world, this man woke up and chose other people having bowel movements.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:41 am to Codythetiger
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Now to be fair, he also is probably doing a lot of pills/drugs in the bathroom
Sounds like portacan behavior. You work a trade?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:44 am to UptownJoeBrown
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Why are some of you spelling “shite” like “shite”?
That way it doesn’t look like one of the seven words you can’t say on TV.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:45 am to Judnnc
A lot of guys wives are bitches who can’t be disturbed at 5am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:47 am to Loup
Taking 20 minutes to take a shite is disgusting. Even more disgusting that it’s being done in a public bathroom.
I spend significantly less time than that throughout an entire week sitting on a toilet, and that’s at my house, where there is a nice bidet to keep my butthole spick and span.
Outside of being away from home for work or vacation, I can count on one hand how many times I’ve shite somewhere other than my house in the last 25 or so years.
I spend significantly less time than that throughout an entire week sitting on a toilet, and that’s at my house, where there is a nice bidet to keep my butthole spick and span.
Outside of being away from home for work or vacation, I can count on one hand how many times I’ve shite somewhere other than my house in the last 25 or so years.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:50 am to Judnnc
I will say that going to a Home Depot or Lowe’s men’s restroom between 6:30am and 8:30am can be a nose hair burning experience. Absolute stench and foulness that could drop a billy goat dead. I have to assume it’s a combination of the staff and customers cracking arse to get the day started.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:52 am to Judnnc
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People Who Instantly Go Shite The Second They Get To Work
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:53 am to Judnnc
Wake up
Get ready for work
Hit the road & drive to work
Get your morning coffee at work and start your day
Coffee kicks in, and then you gotta go.
You have your bowels trained like that?
I have always preferred to go at home, though. Nature sometimes conspired against me when I worked in an office.
Get ready for work
Hit the road & drive to work
Get your morning coffee at work and start your day
Coffee kicks in, and then you gotta go.
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Can you not go at home 20 minutes earlier?
You have your bowels trained like that?
I have always preferred to go at home, though. Nature sometimes conspired against me when I worked in an office.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:54 am to Codythetiger
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he also is probably doing a lot of pills/drugs in the bathroom
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:54 am to Loup
nah, office job man
nepotism runs extremely deep in this small family owned company
nepotism runs extremely deep in this small family owned company
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:56 am to Judnnc
One word: espresso
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:59 am to Judnnc
I shite every day at approximately 5:15pm no matter where I am.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:01 am to Judnnc
timing
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