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People Who Instantly Go Shite The Second They Get To Work- Why?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:07 am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:07 am
Not even 7am and multiple people already blowing up the bathroom at work. Can you not go at home 20 minutes earlier? Why would you want to wait and go at work? I can't imagine sitting in there with others in the tomb-like silence. It's like a Mexican standoff.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:09 am to Judnnc
They probably ate fast food on the way to work. Enjoy the smells.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:09 am to Judnnc
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
ETA: the answer is because if I get into the doors of work earlier I can leave earlier, and coffee.
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
ETA: the answer is because if I get into the doors of work earlier I can leave earlier, and coffee.
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 6:10 am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:09 am to Judnnc
Maybe it’s the coffee from the commute. Some like to shite on company time. I’ve never been that petty. Give me my home toilet all day everyday.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:10 am to Judnnc
Being mad at people for drinking a cup of coffee on their morning commute is no way to go through life...
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:15 am to Judnnc
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Not even 7am and multiple people already blowing up the bathroom at work. Can you not go at home 20 minutes earlier? Why would you want to wait and go at work? I can't imagine sitting in there with others in the tomb-like silence. It's like a Mexican standoff.
Looks like it's just you on the hashbrown machine this morning.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:16 am to Judnnc
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Not even 7am and multiple people already blowing up the bathroom at work. Can you not go at home 20 minutes earlier?
Obviously you have never been in the military.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:18 am to Judnnc
Its gross. I've run into a couple of people like this.
Also people that come over to your house and for some reason have to shite while they are there for a whole 2-3 hours.
Also people that come over to your house and for some reason have to shite while they are there for a whole 2-3 hours.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:19 am to Judnnc
We got 1 dude at the office that his start time is 7am and every morning he has to shite and I don't see him until closer to 745-8am. Same thing occurs at 4pm. You won't see him again until 5.
Now to be fair, he also is probably doing a lot of pills/drugs in the bathroom
Now to be fair, he also is probably doing a lot of pills/drugs in the bathroom
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:20 am to Judnnc
Well I mean I don't regularly monitor the shitting habits of coworkers but? 
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:20 am to tigerbutt
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They probably ate fast food on the way to work.
Or they’ve smoked a few heaters. Or both.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:22 am to Judnnc
A person’s body can get into a habit regarding evacuation of the colon at a specific time.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:23 am to Judnnc
Don't sweat on company time, don't shite on your time.
Most people shite when they have to shite and being creatures of habit and on a regular schedule they eat around the same time and process the food in about the same amount of time and shite around the same time. Back in the day it was called being regular and the opposite, irregular, is universally understood by competent medical professionals and adult patients alike.
Most people shite when they have to shite and being creatures of habit and on a regular schedule they eat around the same time and process the food in about the same amount of time and shite around the same time. Back in the day it was called being regular and the opposite, irregular, is universally understood by competent medical professionals and adult patients alike.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:24 am to Judnnc
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Why?
Very simple. They have to shite
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:27 am to Tiger4life306
Why are some of you spelling “shite” like “shite”?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:27 am to Judnnc
You and I work at the same place? 
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:30 am to Judnnc
Don’t be bowel shaming bro. Not hurting anything—except that beautiful porcelain.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:30 am to Judnnc
Those morning lattes tickle the colon.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:31 am to Judnnc
I take care of my issue at home before leaving for work. I do have to piss as soon as I walked through the front door at the office.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 6:31 am to Judnnc
I know people whos whole philosophy on life is "Dont shite at home, dont sweat at work"
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