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re: People Who Instantly Go Shite The Second They Get To Work- Why?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:02 am to TeddyPadillac
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:02 am to TeddyPadillac
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Outside of being away from home for work or vacation, I can count on one hand how many times I’ve shite somewhere other than my house in the last 25 or so years.
The only time I’m not shitting in my domicile is in an absolute emergency
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:03 am to UptownJoeBrown
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A person’s body can get into a habit regarding evacuation of the colon at a specific time
This
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:07 am to Judnnc
I bet they take their morning coffee to go and it doesn’t hit them until work. Plus now it’s routine and the body knows this.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:10 am to Judnnc
Probably posting on TD
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 7:10 am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:11 am to mdomingue
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Wake up
Get ready for work
Hit the road & drive to work
Get your morning coffee at work and start your day
I'm more interesting in this.
Why not make coffee at home when you wake up? That's the first thing I do every morning. I set up the batch before bed so I just hit the right brew
Also the only thing I can contribute about shitting at work is when the Fazollis was built in LC I was the first person to take a shite in it, and I did it during orientation, and a few of the older guys called me shite break for a couple of weeks.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:16 am to Judnnc
Every time I see a morning traffic jam caused by a wreck I chortle at those who were waiting to take their morning shite at work and now have to suffer on the interstate
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:18 am to SlowFlowPro
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Why not make coffee at home when you wake up? That's the first thing I do every morning. I set up the batch before bed so I just hit the right brew
The office I was in had a Keurig and supplied the pods I liked (help being the second in charge with a boss who was a long-time friend and drank the same coffee). Before that, I did exactly what you were saying, woke up with coffee waiting for me. But I usually had more at work.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:19 am to Judnnc
Coffee is hitting. Nothing worse than walking in after a smoker who has had coffee. The smell is ungodly.
My work-deuce, or El Dookey, is at 2:00 p.m.. At home, it is whenever I want some alone time, maybe get in some reading.
My work-deuce, or El Dookey, is at 2:00 p.m.. At home, it is whenever I want some alone time, maybe get in some reading.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:21 am to Judnnc
I work 12 hours in the office? If I'm giving half my day to my boss, he gonna smell shite.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:23 am to mdomingue
Do y'all brush your teeth before you drink your coffee? It just doesn't make sense to me 
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:23 am to Judnnc
I just shite. Wiping now.
Plot twist. I’m at home. Retired.
Plot twist. I’m at home. Retired.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:26 am to Judnnc
I was in a morning meeting about 2 years ago and there was a new hire engineer who came into the meeting about 5 minutes after it started and his boss stopped the meeting and asked where he had been. Everyone in the meeting knew where he had been most likely and he was only there because his dumb arse boss insisted he be there. He said he had stopped by the bathroom on his way to the meeting and apologized for being late. His boss, in front of everyone, chastised him for being late and said something about taking care of personal business on his time - to which the boss's boss responded "Hell, he had to shite - I think we have all had to at some point...." and the entire room fell out. That engineer stayed in that job almost a year to the minute before he took a job with another company, presumably one where the employees shite and weren't full of shite....
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:27 am to Judnnc
My workplace has multiple toilets but one of them is very small and private and would seem to work out well for the piss and go kinda lad. But no. This literally 4x5 with 7 foot ceiling is the spot for the older gentlemen to flock to. Nothing is worse than following someone who has a horrific diet and the same bad breath they breathe on you can now be smelled in the toilet. A horrific mix of a guy squeezing poop that’s been stuck for longer than it should be; the smell of breath from a man who never flosses ; and body odor that stems from a butt and groin and armpit area not well kept — there is nothing worse than having to smell it and then hold your breath in while you let go of a 30 second pisser. That auto-timed spray above the door frame is not going to put any dent into that.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:28 am to SlowFlowPro
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Do y'all brush your teeth before you drink your coffee?
Do you drink coffee at work? Do you eat lunch out?
If I am at home and have time to eat and drink coffee, then I wait to brush my teeth.
If I am going to be heading out of the house before I have a chance to eat or drink coffee, I brush my teeth. Don't you do the same?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:28 am to Judnnc
Mainly because i was running late and didn't get to go at the house
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:34 am to Judnnc
Getting paid to shite.
They have been holding it since they woke up.
They have been holding it since they woke up.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:35 am to NytroBud
Of all the reasons im thrilled to have been able to work remotely over the last 20 years- not having to share bathroom space with trashy coworkers has to be near the very top of the list .
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:38 am to Judnnc
These strings are why i love the ot
One guy in our office actually complained about auto light shut off after 15 minutes.. he was still on the throne from a Mexican food lunch and plunged into darkness. Too funny
One guy in our office actually complained about auto light shut off after 15 minutes.. he was still on the throne from a Mexican food lunch and plunged into darkness. Too funny
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:39 am to coachLSU
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Give me my home toilet all day everyday.
Yeah
I’ll delay departure if things aren’t moving yet
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:43 am to Judnnc
Ive always needed to poop around 9am. If I'm at home then great but if its a work day then imma let it rip there. Why does people crapping in the bathroom upset someone?
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