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re: People Who Instantly Go Shite The Second They Get To Work- Why?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:43 am to UptownJoeBrown
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:43 am to UptownJoeBrown
quote:AKA “Christmas break” for Aggie students.
A person’s body can get into a habit regarding evacuation of the colon at a specific time.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:44 am to Judnnc
I literally cannot remember the last time I went into a public restroom to take a piss and there wasn’t someone in the stall taking a shite.
And most of them grunting and making noises like they were strenuously exercising.
It’s fricking disgusting. Some people can’t wait to shite in a public restroom. You should only shite in a public restroom when you absolutely cannot wait to get home. I’m think a majority of these cretins get off on doing it.
How do I know this is true about actually ‘wanting’ to do it in a public restroom?
One of my best friends admitted to me that when he goes to Starbucks literally every morning he waits until he gets there to take a dump. I asked him why he didn’t do it at home before he went and he said he enjoyed it more going at Starbucks.
And most of them grunting and making noises like they were strenuously exercising.
It’s fricking disgusting. Some people can’t wait to shite in a public restroom. You should only shite in a public restroom when you absolutely cannot wait to get home. I’m think a majority of these cretins get off on doing it.
How do I know this is true about actually ‘wanting’ to do it in a public restroom?
One of my best friends admitted to me that when he goes to Starbucks literally every morning he waits until he gets there to take a dump. I asked him why he didn’t do it at home before he went and he said he enjoyed it more going at Starbucks.
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 7:45 am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:51 am to Judnnc
Some people shite at the time they need to shite. If that's at work, so be it.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:53 am to Judnnc
save on shite paper 
that shite is expensive.. no pun
that shite is expensive.. no pun
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:54 am to Judnnc
In basic we were trained to get your business done in two (2) minutes or less. Still have that ethic today.
I'm grateful to have a large section of land and I just ride and out do my business behind a tree. Those indoor pissers are for ladies.
I'm grateful to have a large section of land and I just ride and out do my business behind a tree. Those indoor pissers are for ladies.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:55 am to Judnnc
That car ride and coffee gets things going baw.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:59 am to Judnnc
quote:
People Who Instantly Go Shite The Second They Get To Work- Why?
I’m not a doctor, but I’d imagine the reason they go shite the moment they get to work is because they have to take a shite.
And, unless it’s your job to wipe their arse for them, why do you care?
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 8:01 am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:01 am to Darth_Vader
quote:
And, unless it’s your job to wipe their arse for them, why do you care?
He can’t find a good time to install the toilet cams.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:17 am to Judnnc
quote:
People Who Instantly Go Shite The Second They Get To Work- Why?
Ask them. I don't know when or why other people shite.
My guess would be cuz the need to....???
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:20 am to Judnnc
Guy I know says he has an app that keeps up with how much money he has made while pinching a loaf on company time.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:23 am to Judnnc
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:26 am to UptownJoeBrown
quote:
Why are some of you spelling “shite” like “shite”?
I think TD has been autocorrecting curse words lately. Changes mine to "deck", "shite" and "fick"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:28 am to Judnnc
I go out of my way to get that out of my way before hitting the road. Sitting on my bidet with the seat warmer, adjustable temperature wash settings, and air dryer is far better than the company toilet and the cheap arse paper they buy.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:29 am to Judnnc
16oz of coffee during the commute then pop a zen on the walk in. A bathroom trip is usually taken in the am.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:30 am to Judnnc
All that alcohol from the night before is going to come out explosively in the morning. That coffee and lip pillow just ignite the fuse.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:33 am to Judnnc
Maybe they do both? Have a pre-shite shite at home, then follow it up with the main shite at work. The double shite is a real thing.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:39 am to Judnnc
The morning coffee is working through my system on the ride to work
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:39 am to ummagumma
quote:
The double shite is a real thing.
Yep. I get mine done in the morning, shower, and have a clean arse all day
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:40 am to Judnnc
I think part of it is people have trained their bowels to go at that time
I pretty much go around 8am like clockwork
I pretty much go around 8am like clockwork
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