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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:45 am to PenguinNinja
Sung to the tune of Hard Headed Woman
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
oh yeah... (oh yeah)
That's when I like to poop.
Workin' day don't begin till
After I've had my deuce
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
oh yeah... (oh yeah)
That's when I like to poop.
Workin' day don't begin till
After I've had my deuce
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:49 am to Judnnc
There's a convenience store near my office. Every morning, the same guy would come in and take a big dump in the bathroom. He apparently didn't want to to his business at home.
They finally told him to stop and he did.
They finally told him to stop and he did.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:51 am to Judnnc
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Can you not go at home 20 minutes earlier?
Sometimes the caffeine doesn't kick in until I'm in the office.
On the flip side, given the difference in the quality of the TP in the two locations, I'd much rather get the daily constitutional done at home....
Of course, I'm usually in the office an hour before anyone else walks in the door so there's that...
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 8:53 am
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:53 am to Judnnc
I don’t know about you but I can’t just shite on command. Gotta have a full tank.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:54 am to Judnnc
Sorry for not shitting in my car.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:01 am to jizzle6609
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Also people that come over to your house and for some reason have to shite while they are there
Had a friend that did this.. Early teenage years he would show up at my parents house and within a few minutes he would disappear.. He would do the same to other people so I didn't take it personal... Needless to say I thought it was strange...
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:29 am to Judnnc
I can't speak for others, but my bowel movement time is involuntary. Unstoppable force usually. I can tell you aren't lactose intolerant.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:51 am to Judnnc
When I was building out my record shop, the space was just one long rectangle with just a toilet and sink in the very back. I hired a guy to build out the bathroom wall.
He showed up. Didn't say a word. Just walked to the back and took a shite on the toilet.
We all tried to go to the front of the shop and look out the window.
He finished and came up and said "Good morning, I'm Hector"
True story. Legend.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 10:16 am to Judnnc
I do go before I leave. After the 40 minute drive, ive gotta go again. I dont eat during the day and eat when I get home n right before bed. Thats my cycle. I dont spend half an hour in there though. In and out. I dont want bathroom buddies.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 10:22 am to Codythetiger
quote:
Same thing occurs at 4pm. You won't see him again until 5.
He's just kneeling the ball to run down the clock.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 10:54 am to Judnnc
What do you want them to do; shite in the parking lot?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 10:56 am to Judnnc
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People Who Instantly Go Shite The Second They Get To Work- Why?
Are you the janitor? Tired of scrubbing the shitters after a morning growler?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 12:02 pm to olemc999
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What do you want them to do; shite in the parking lot?
No but I bet it’s an adrenaline rush.
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