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LSUEnvy
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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you better watch your ass, I have a gun in my room.”

Lol. Shove it up his arse


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Breauxsif
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Are you in school? I would see about moving home til the end of the semester. I’m pretty sure you could get some type of hardship waiver to just withdraw from school and get all your tuition back for next semester. I know they do this for people that have to drop out mid semester and go to rehab so something should be in place for you if you genuinely feel for your life. I hope this is just a troll but if not I would try to remove myself from that situation ASAP.


So you’re insinuating for the OP to drop everything at a moments notice, and put his life on hold over a POS roommate?


Gris Gris
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
If someone threatens with a gun, I would be out of there. Not another night.


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Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
I heard spraying him with a waterhose usually is the correct action to take.


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Rando
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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“you better watch your ass, I have a gun in my room.”


Find his gun and freeze it in a pot of water.

Set it on the counter so he sees it, then kick his arse until he realizes his mistake.


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bakersman
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
frick his GF and his mom


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LSUPhreaK
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LaPlace, La.
Member since Dec 2003
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Throw a pot of hot grits on him while he's sleeping.


The Goat
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Little Rock
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
You should rape him


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BobABooey
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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a POS roommate?

I think there’s more to this story than what OP is saying. I’d be mad if a roommate had people over and played loud music 2 nights in a row without talking about it beforehand. Maybe the guests trashed the apartment or kept him up when he had work. What if this was a semi-regular thing? The roommate was definitely wrong to make the threat about the gun and I’m curious whether the roommate is so unstable that 2 parties and a missing coat were all that was needed to push him over the edge.

Move out immediately, make a police report, notify apartment management and tell them that you are willing to work on a solution that’s fair and beneficial to you and the apt management.


The Goat
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Little Rock
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Have you jerked off on his pillow yet?



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Tornado Alley
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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He screamed at me for 10 minutes and said “you better watch your ass, I have a gun in my room


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The Goat
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Little Rock
Member since Nov 2006
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
You should bang his mom


The Goat
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Little Rock
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Or maybe his Dad


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Cannon style
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Homer,La.
Member since Sep 2018
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Grow some balls and kick his ass


The Goat
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Little Rock
Member since Nov 2006
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Grow some balls and kick some ass



Slow down, partner. That doesn’t occur overnight. However, by having sex with one or both of this guys Parents, he would gain confidence and maybe
Stop being such a large vagina. Then, we can move on to kicking arse and/or raping the roommate.


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Mid Iowa Tiger
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Why the hell did you not knock him the frick out when he said that?


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Cheese Grits
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Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
34987 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Advice?
Hire a ninja

Judy Chop and there goes his leg.


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The Torch
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DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Go jerk him off


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MorbidTheClown
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
29678 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Should I let it be and hope he cools down?


run to the nearest message board and start a thread. that'll show em


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Tiger Prawn
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2016
11271 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
PIIHB and tell him thats what he can look forward to every day for the rest of his life in prison if he killed you. Bet he wont kill you after that


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