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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?

Posted on 2/11/19 at 12:32 am to
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12087 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 12:32 am to
quote:

you better watch your arse, I have a gun in my room.”

Lol. Shove it up his arse
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 12:41 am to
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Are you in school? I would see about moving home til the end of the semester. I’m pretty sure you could get some type of hardship waiver to just withdraw from school and get all your tuition back for next semester. I know they do this for people that have to drop out mid semester and go to rehab so something should be in place for you if you genuinely feel for your life. I hope this is just a troll but if not I would try to remove myself from that situation ASAP.


So you’re insinuating for the OP to drop everything at a moments notice, and put his life on hold over a POS roommate?
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47350 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 1:00 am to
If someone threatens with a gun, I would be out of there. Not another night.
Posted by Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
1392 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:45 am to
I heard spraying him with a waterhose usually is the correct action to take.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27345 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:55 am to
quote:

“you better watch your arse, I have a gun in my room.”


Find his gun and freeze it in a pot of water.

Set it on the counter so he sees it, then kick his arse until he realizes his mistake.
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5704 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:36 am to
frick his GF and his mom
Posted by LSUPhreaK
LaPlace, La.
Member since Dec 2003
10911 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:52 am to
Throw a pot of hot grits on him while he's sleeping.
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2793 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:30 am to
You should rape him
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14230 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:37 am to
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a POS roommate?

I think there’s more to this story than what OP is saying. I’d be mad if a roommate had people over and played loud music 2 nights in a row without talking about it beforehand. Maybe the guests trashed the apartment or kept him up when he had work. What if this was a semi-regular thing? The roommate was definitely wrong to make the threat about the gun and I’m curious whether the roommate is so unstable that 2 parties and a missing coat were all that was needed to push him over the edge.

Move out immediately, make a police report, notify apartment management and tell them that you are willing to work on a solution that’s fair and beneficial to you and the apt management.
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2793 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:44 am to
Have you jerked off on his pillow yet?

Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26492 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:46 am to
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He screamed at me for 10 minutes and said “you better watch your arse, I have a gun in my room


Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2793 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:52 am to
You should bang his mom
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2793 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:52 am to
Or maybe his Dad
Posted by Cannon style
Homer,La.
Member since Sep 2018
1582 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:55 am to
Grow some balls and kick his arse
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2793 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 6:59 am to
quote:

Grow some balls and kick some arse



Slow down, partner. That doesn’t occur overnight. However, by having sex with one or both of this guys Parents, he would gain confidence and maybe
Stop being such a large vagina. Then, we can move on to kicking arse and/or raping the roommate.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18565 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 7:08 am to
Why the hell did you not knock him the frick out when he said that?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 7:13 am to
quote:

Advice?
Hire a ninja

Judy Chop and there goes his leg.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19236 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 7:15 am to
Go jerk him off
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65648 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 7:31 am to
quote:

Should I let it be and hope he cools down?


run to the nearest message board and start a thread. that'll show em
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21849 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 7:31 am to
PIIHB and tell him thats what he can look forward to every day for the rest of his life in prison if he killed you. Bet he wont kill you after that
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