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idlewatcher
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Put a bunch a bars of soap in a pillow case. When that little bitch goes to sleep, sneak in his room and beat the shite out of him. Every time you slap him over the head with that pillowcase, tell him : "Don't you ever threaten my crazy arse again MF"


Yes, I'm sure that will mend their relationship


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Godfather1
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SE Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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If he takes a swing at me I’ll beat his ass


No you won’t. He’d just go get his gun. Game over.


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Godfather1
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SE Louisiana
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Go speak with his parents. Ask if he has had anger issues in the past and if they have any suggestions for you that could help. Then pull out a gun. Make the Dad watch while you rape the Mom (and maybe PIIHB). Once finished with Mom, make the Dad clean up your junk with his tongue. THEN PIIHB


Where in the everlovin’ frick do some of you people even come from?


RATeamWannabe
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Gatorbait2008
Florida Fan
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Time to man up. Break in his room. Steal his ammo. Then when he comes home beat him with your dildo.


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YungFO
LSU Fan
Dallas
Member since Mar 2018
521 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Maybe be more considerate of the person you live with. If you're going to have a kick back, just let him know before hand. Doesn't seem that ridiculous of a request to be honest.

With that said, the whole gun thing is a little much.


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LSUGrad9295
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
23398 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Go speak with his parents. Ask if he has had anger issues in the past and if they have any suggestions for you that could help


Seems somewhat reasonable, actually.

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Then pull out a gun. Make the Dad watch while you rape the Mom (and maybe PIIHB). Once finished with Mom, make the Dad clean up your junk with his tongue. THEN PIIHB


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TigerinKorea
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2014
3364 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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You kind of sound like a dick roommate here bud.
If you want to be inconsiderate then pay all the rent yourself on your own place.

You should probably crash somewhere else tonight and show up tomorrow with an apology and an attitude adjustment.


A combination of this, and the fact that it is pretty strange to threaten a roommate with a gun in a situation where simple communication would have sufficed.

I would move out, and in doing so, practice being more considerate.


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The Goat
LSU Fan
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2006
1791 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Where in the everloving frick do you people come from


It’s a valid question. I come from a different time. It’s been over 25 years since I’ve had a roommate. Back then, pretty much all issues such as this would have been handled by raping the roommate and/or Their parents. It’s a generational thing, I guess.


Obtuse1
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The Diversion
Member since Sep 2016
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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I come from a different time


When men were men and sheep were scared?


devils1854
Winthrop Fan
Nashville
Member since Aug 2014
4129 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Its scientifically proven that if you are eating someone else's arse that they cant physically shoot you.

Take that info and use it how you see fit.


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tokenBoiler
Purdue Fan
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
2254 posts
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Buy a gun.
Steal his gun.


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tokenBoiler
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Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
2254 posts
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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This is a criminal offense, and your first inclination is to talk to the property manager?
Get it straight baw. His first inclination was to ask a bunch of internet yobbos if he SHOULD talk to the property manager.


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tokenBoiler
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Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Take him to the local sonic.

It is ze only vay. Chinese Downhill.

WTF is a Chinese Downhill?



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tokenBoiler
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Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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I only play music when we’re drinking and about to go out. Usually EDM or rap.
Jesus. The guy is a fricking saint, or you'd already be a goner.



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tokenBoiler
Purdue Fan
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
2254 posts
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Throw a pot of hot grits on him while he's sleeping.
That's curiously specific.


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Ponchy Tiger
LSU Fan
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
33342 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Report it to the law and move out as quit as humanly possible.


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Skippy_
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2018
668 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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He is mad that I had people over Friday and Saturday nights without telling him


I mean, I’d be pretty aggravated too but I wouldn’t threaten to kill you.

Sounds like both of you need to grow up


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Korin
Florida Fan
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Is there a Sonic nearby?


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oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
3488 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Usually EDM or rap.


Stop posting....you're making everyone take sides and so far "violent roommate" is winning.


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