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The Goat
LSU Fan
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2006
1792 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Tiger Prawn has the answer.


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oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
3549 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Honestly YOU sound like a terrible roommate...


The Goat
LSU Fan
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2006
1792 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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You sound like a terrible roommate


Come on, man. Be part of the solution. We are all aware that OP is the problem here. But that shouldn’t keep us from helping him out with suggestions such as

PIIHB
Bang his parents
Grow a nutsac
Take a dump on his bed
etc
This post was edited on 2/11 at 7:43 am


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LarryDavid
Maryland Fan
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
3615 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Challenge him to a high noon wild west pistol fight in the parking lot. Tell him it is ten paces. Turn and shoot on 9.


terriblegreen
LSU Fan
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
3737 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
This bull shite. OP needs attention.


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The Goat
LSU Fan
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2006
1792 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Go speak with his parents. Ask if he has had anger issues in the past and if they have any suggestions for you that could help. Then pull out a gun. Make the Dad watch while you rape the Mom (and maybe PIIHB). Once finished with Mom, make the Dad clean up your junk with his tongue. THEN PIIHB


Joshjrn
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
13373 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Call the cops and have him arrested for domestic violence.

He will have a restraining order on him.




Janky
LSU Fan
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
24743 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
OP, are you dead?


cj35
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2014
5273 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
piihb


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BigB0882
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
3366 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
He shouldn't have threatened you and insinuated he will shoot you but how about not being a total selfish roommate and quit inviting people over all weekend without going over it with him and quit blasting your music. I would be pissed off at you, too.


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Barbellthor
LSU Fan
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
4255 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Get a gun, leave for the night, call the police and property manager.


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Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2490 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Can you afford the rent on you own? Call the law on his ass!!!


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shel311
Nicholls St. Fan
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
68936 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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He is mad that I had people over Friday and Saturday nights without telling him. He’s bitching about how I play loud music on the weekends
Be a better roommate, problem solved.


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Master_yoda88
LSU Fan
Sweden
Member since Jul 2018
784 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Wtf? You are a sicko. Why did those thoughts cross your mind?


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idlewatcher
Houston Astros Fan
Houston
Member since Jan 2012
39385 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
1. Get baws pistol when he's at school
2. Commit multiple robberies
3. Leave said pistol at the scene
4. No more roommate
5. PROFIT!


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LoneStarRanger
Houston Astros Fan
Europe
Member since Aug 2018
369 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Usually EDM or rap


Frick you. That’s probably why. He hates your crappy music


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VolsOut4Harambe
Tennessee Fan
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
1352 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
Going to try to have a mature conversation with him today. We’ll see if cooler heads prevail. If he continues to be hostile then I’ll take action.

I realize that I haven’t been the best roommate with the loud music. Maybe if I apologize it will smooth things over.


Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Feb 2005
130397 posts
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
How many times have you two previously had sexual intercourse?


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Supermoto Tiger
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
6865 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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you better watch your ass, I have a gun in my room.”


Put a bunch a bars of soap in a pillow case. When that little bitch goes to sleep, sneak in his room and beat the shite out of him. Every time you slap him over the head with that pillowcase, tell him : "Don't you ever threaten my crazy arse again MF"


Cheese Grits
LSU Fan
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
34987 posts

re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice?
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Throw a pot of hot grits on him while he's sleeping.


What kind of monster are you?

Wasting a good pot of grits that way?


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