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Mohammad Mohammad expected Godly reward if hit man killed his wife and six kids

Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:17 am
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20421 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:17 am
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Hoover man pleads guilty to hiring undercover FBI agent posing as hitman to murder his wife and 6 kids


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Mohammad A.H. Mohammad, 64, pleaded guilty before U.S. District Judge Madeline H. Haikala to seven counts of murder for hire, Northern District of Alabama U.S. Attorney Prim Escalona announced Thursday.


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Mohammad offered a hitman, who was an undercover FBI employee, $20,000 to kill his wife, and $5,000 for each of his six children.


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A witness said to Mohammad, “If you hurt them (Mohammad’s family), you’ll got to hell forever.’’

Mohammad replied, “No, God will reward me.”


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Mohammad Mohammad was a grade A piece of shite who abused his wife and kids for years through and after a contentious divorce.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37028 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:18 am to
What a lovely peaceful culture
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
965 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:22 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155374 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:34 am to
Mohammed is the most common name in the world. Read a fricking book for once.
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
965 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:48 am to
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Evan:
Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named "Muhammad"?

Fogell:
Have you actually ever met anyone named "McLovin"?

Seth:
No! That's why you picked a dumb f***ing name!

Fogell:
F*** you!
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:53 am to
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Hoover man


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Mohammad A.H. Mohammad,


Haha. Ok.

Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64906 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:53 am to
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Mohammad Mohammad
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13394 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:27 am to
Had to, so he could marry his favorite Goat.
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
174 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 12:25 pm to
Makes you wonder what the A.H. stands for...

I mean, make it unanimous...go with Mohammad M. M. Mohammad.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61098 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 12:27 pm to
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What a lovely peaceful culture


How is this any different than the instances of crazy Christians who kill members of their family b/c God told them too?

Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2145 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 1:01 pm to
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How is this any different than the instances of crazy Christians who kill members of their family b/c God told them too?


It’s not different, I believe everyone calls them out too.

It’s just that Muslims have this type of shite written in the Koran and let’s be honest they do this on grander scales more than any other religion.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73027 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 1:07 pm to
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How is this any different than the instances of crazy Christians who kill members of their family b/c God told them too?


is this a serious question?
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57806 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 1:13 pm to
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How is this any different than the instances of crazy Christians who kill members of their family b/c God told them too?


Only in that it happens more often.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3539 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 1:16 pm to
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Had to, so he could marry his favorite Goat.

Pic of the favorite goat? No pics of the wife yet.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17401 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 1:35 pm to
Hoover has been something this week. Shut down a couple of rub n tugs just the other day.

It amazes me that these fools think they are going to get a hitman. In this day and age, crooks rarely get away with anything. There are not folks out there willing to take that risk that could put them away forever for $50,000. It is not happening. If there are any real hitmen out there, they are at very, very high levels.

Mohammed arse Hole Mohammed is not getting a hitman. It is hilarious. You don't hear stories where they hired a hitman and the hitman was successful then everyone got caught. Nope it is always an undercover or someone with a wire trapping them in it. Idiots. Enjoy the cockmeat sandwiches Mohammed.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:27 pm to
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Makes you wonder what the A.H. stands for... I mean, make it unanimous...go with Mohammad M. M. Mohammad.


I believe it has something to do with Islamic traditions/calendar notations similar to AD and Christ.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154439 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:31 pm to
Whataboutisms are my favorite commie tactic.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37885 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:58 pm to
Lemme guess...


You're one of those, " but they pray to the same God!!11" , guys, right?
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5288 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:15 pm to
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How is this any different than the instances of crazy Christians who kill members of their family b/c God told them too?

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is this a serious question?

Abraham, a pretty deal in the Bible, was supposedly told by God to kill his son as a sign of faith and was preparing to do it before an angel stopped him.

If a man told you today that God had instructed him to sacrifice his son, you probably would question his sanity and might make a phone call to the authorities.

God’s played that game before, though.

Allegedly.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19070 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 5:20 pm to
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Mohammad A.H. Mohammad

It is MAHM!!!
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