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Possible response: NSFW (but still hilarious)

I'm actually surprised no one beat me to it.

I'm calling BS if New York didn't make the list.

We've all read the (annual) story about the rat population gets flushed out of the sewers and subways during flooding rains. To think they're not everywhere else is beyond naive.

All I'm saying is that the teacher's attorney should be speaking on the matter...no one else.

ETA: In her defense

I'm in a group that does something similar, but we play $25 a square because we're not OT rich.

The first winner is whoever has 0-0. The total pot is split by the total number of score changes going forward including extra points. Each hit is a "share" for that square holder. Obviously, the share decreases with each score. Still, it's a lot more fun because there are more winners and even bad numbers have a better chance to win than just the "End of Quarter" style. You can more than double your money with one hit if there aren't more than 50 score changes (which would be insane...I think we had like 20-25 last year in a high-scoring game with a lot of garbage time).

I'd also suggest that the rules make a stipulation about rounding payouts to the nearest dollar and giving any remainders to a random winner. No one wants to deal with loose change.

And co-piloting a plane with food poisoning...

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She has ADHD

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So you're saying there's a good chance he/she/it will show up to work anyway?

Don't give up....

Remember Camp Michael McDonald...

Which shows you a lovely little loophole written into the law by the criminal legislators under the guise of fighting corruption...see also the ridiculous thresholds required for a recall effort

If you are under indictment, the lump sum pension payment should not be an option to avoid potential pension forfeiture.

If she hooks up an air compressor to her lips, she'll be halfway to Sharon.

It's something to be experienced at least once in a lifetime, no doubt. And I think you have the way to do it. The lead-up parades/days are the show. Mardi Gras Day isn't what it used to be, and it's always been anticlimactic to me.

Plus, when you're from New Orleans/Southeast Louisiana, done it several times, and had a few less-than-enjoyable experiences, you can begin to loathe it.

Now it's non-working broken families.

Never heard of the guy, but I kind of wish I had.

Riley Martin, on the other hand....

"Eron...."
"Yes Riley..."
"You gonna have to go to a commercial (vomits on air)."

"We are back...uhhh...I apologize for the food poisoning and things of that nature..."

Hurley must be a fan of "The Office". In the first episode of Season 3 ("Gay Witch Hunt"), Michael uses both the insults in the first ten minutes.

Obligatory:

A man calls the law offices of Boudreaux, Boudreaux, Boudreaux, and Boudreaux.

He says, "I'd like to speak to Mr. Boudreaux."

The person on the other end says, "I'm sorry, Mr. Boudreaux is out of the office today playing golf."

The caller replies, "OK, let me speak to Mr. Boudreaux."

This time the reply is, "I'm sorry, Mr. Boudreaux is out of town on business."

Getting exasperated, the caller sighs and says, "Fine, let me speak to Mr. Boudreaux."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Boudreaux is no longer practicing law. He retired last week."

Frustrated, he asks if there is anyone there with whom he can discuss his legal issue.

The voice on the other end replies, "Oh, sure. Dis is Boudreaux!"