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Good point. I mean, didn't Ozzy finally win the gross-out war with Motley Crue when they toured together by drinking his own urine?

A bridge too far I know...

LOL at putting the Clippers logo down there.

Dutch...yes
Dillon...not so much

I am clumsy by my own admission.

While I have no problem washing dishes or loading the dishwasher, for that very reason, I won't touch my wife's china or expensive glassware.

If it were up to me, we'd eat Thanksgiving and Christmas meals on paper plates. That's the only time we use it anyway.

Plus it's more time for football and less time for cleanup.

More likely this guy...

I blanked on John Palmer too...

And Bryant Gumble may have been good, but he definitely missed out on the personable and affable character of his late brother Greg.

Charlie always had class.

Case in point is the classic tale from the 1980s: When a drunken obnoxious Mick Jagger called his hotel room at an ungodly hour and asked "Where's my drummer?", Charlie got out of bed, showered, shaved, and put on a suit just to go downstairs and punch his band mate's lights out.

As for DLR, he needed to quit BEFORE the last Van Halen reunion tour. He couldn't sing or remember the lyrics then. Everything was turned up louder than normal to cover up his inadequacies. It was so bad that I left early.

After Eddie died, he made a retirement announcement. I guess the money ran out because he's back for more...

I'm thinking "Yakety Sax" would've worked too.

Benny Hill would've been proud.