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Location:Alabama
Biography:Maybe it will be written one day.
Interests:Copywriting/Marketing/Sales, Pocket Knives/Fixed Blades, Jeeps/Old Trucks, Beach, Fishing/Hunting/Metal Detecting/Magnet Fishing, Reading, Vintage/Antiques, Jesus is my Friend
Occupation:Copywriter and Direct Marketing Strategist/Sales…. AD Man and a Retired Warrior
Number of Posts:2256
Registered on:4/11/2024
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I’m not taking your fricking trash to the curb.


That’s YOUR trash… you stayed there.
Two guys getting into a all out brawl…

Over whose pellet killed the squirrel when they took a shot at the same time.

re: Bodywash sucks

Posted by JEC119 on 12/27/25 at 11:28 am to
Duke cannon makes good body wash.

The naval diplomacy was awesome but they stopped making it.

re: Are Sooners fans ok?

Posted by JEC119 on 12/27/25 at 11:23 am to
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Indiana has even more pig farmers than Oklahoma.


I was told potatoes…
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Alot of people will disagree with me, but that 1992 team was REALLY GOOD


They get my vote .
Was there any truth to the 1000 ways to die episode of the guy who was in the hospital for shoving a shampoo bottle up his arse dying….

Because he taped a bunch of thermometers together he found and shoved them up his arse and got mercury poisoning.
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Don’t let the media, only after your clicks, convince you we’re in societal and moral free fall.


So are you saying they are going back to Africa in mass?
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But if he wants us to believe he’s truly going to change things


He can’t change shite if he’s dead.
Uh was you thinking Idaho?
Not mine but my friend’s. Early 1980s

Short story the drunk dad was being berated for not providing a Christmas tree on Christmas Eve.

So he disappeared for a hour and comes back with one. A artificial tree tore to shite and back but decorated.

Police come along not too much longer after that and storm the house arresting him.

The drunk saw a tree from the street in a window two streets over and breaks the window, grabs the tree and drives off.

re: Who was your first wrestling crush?

Posted by JEC119 on 12/24/25 at 5:36 pm to
I don’t know what wrestling brand it was, but it was in the mid 1980s …. Her name was lady Godiva.

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Obviously after you stopped believing in Santa.


What nonsense is this you speak of?

Wait til I tell him about this.
Any commercial with Mahommes .
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Only the best teams of all time, from the best schools can say that. Until you can, your team and school is an also ran. Hope that clear it up.


His team has the most national championships, put southern football on the map and has the most blue of all the blue bloods.

Let’s not be stupid…..


The football God Gridironious spoke and saw that it was good.

re: Elf on a Shelf

Posted by JEC119 on 12/22/25 at 1:36 pm to
I rolled the whole inside of the house one year.

The kids loved it.

My ex wife didnt. ….

re: Early dismissal….

Posted by JEC119 on 12/22/25 at 1:34 pm to
Christmas Dick!

Christmas Henry!

Up with the Shutters!

Close up shop!