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re: Marines arrest first person in L.A.

Posted by Lawyered on 6/14/25 at 2:54 am
Left is unhinged with the TRUMP GESTAPO ARRESTING CIVILIANS

re: Nerf Guns & LEGO

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 11:27 pm
If I was a kid now I’d have the nerf gun minigun and pretend I was Jesse Ventura from Predator just laying waste

re: The College World Series | Friday

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 9:13 pm
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How does the catcher not know where he threw the ball?


It skipped out of his hand and went backwards

But apparently the catcher couldn’t tell he didn’t throw it forward at all

That was so strange

re: The College World Series | Friday

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 9:10 pm
Good lord did the catcher just dissociate from reality
I want them struggling out of their comfort zone

Every other tournament is so robotic and never any real challenges

I want carnage and them to whine because they aren’t getting their way

re: J + K = S

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 8:48 pm
Hahahahah I think about that randomly if I see a BCS clip or something in my algorithm or on YouTube and think.. man what a jackass for bukkakeing the entire mtv board for years with that shite

re: The College World Series | Friday

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 8:10 pm
Great looking crowd in Omaha tonight

re: The College World Series | Friday

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 6:53 pm
Pitchers duel for the night game

Both guys are dealing

re: The 125th US Open

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 5:37 pm
Rory not being a steward of the game at the moment

Luckily he will tuck tail and go home and not have to answer for anything

re: The 125th US Open

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 5:30 pm
Detry just got rejected on the fringe haha

re: Need book recs from the ladies

Posted by Lawyered on 6/13/25 at 12:47 pm
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“People We Meet on Vacation.”


I have been searching for books like it ever since I finished it. I like the friends to lovers /college/flashbacks. All 3 tropes I enjoy.

Couldn’t recommend that one enough

re: Thoughts on Wright Thompson?

Posted by Lawyered on 6/12/25 at 10:52 pm
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He seems like one of those people that would try to talk you into eating spaghetti at the Greenville Doe’s instead of the steak, then look at you weird because you’re like no I think I’m just going to go with one of the consistently best steaks in the South.


As he hit you with a “ tamales rolled by generational muscle memory of cotton lacerated hands of slaves under the brow beating sunlight and hard labor driven by slave masters.. In a dirt that my family for generations has called home.. that I now call my curse…”

re: Bonnie Blue banned from OnlyFans

Posted by Lawyered on 6/12/25 at 8:49 pm
She’s only like 26 and she looks 40

Being such a massive whore you get kicked off OF is an impressive achievement
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taking my wife to Oxford end of July to show her the campus and town. I haven't been there since 2016 or so. Definitely going to check back this thread for any new places to check out.


Circle and square brewery is pretty cool. Just for the fact we have an actual brewery in town .

Maybe the roundabouts by university/7/kroger will be completed by then. God that’s been a clusterfrick

re: Thoughts on Wright Thompson?

Posted by Lawyered on 6/12/25 at 7:48 pm
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Unpopular opinion but i despise that show and that guy’s voice. It’s an odd feeling.



It’s like he’s halfway through swallowing a throatful of snot . It is so terrible

re: Thoughts on Wright Thompson?

Posted by Lawyered on 6/12/25 at 2:26 pm
He’s definitely a tryhard.

Don’t care much for him . I see him out occasionally in Oxford.

He writes like he tries to sound like the smartest southerner who ever lived .
If you’re shocked at this, you are a moron.

This was always known and by far the most likely scenario

But nah definitely the bat soup theory