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re: Men with small penises are more likely to buy flashy sports cars: study

Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25911 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

Men with small penises and no sports car are more likely to gerrymander a survey that concludes guys that drive flashy sports cars have small penises: study
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:21 pm to
"Well mine's long, but only as big around as a can of corn."






RIP, Duane.




ETA citation
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131598 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Eli Goldfinger


Drives a 2005 Corvette

Has a 4” penis…when erect
Posted by Diseasefreeforall
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63800 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:23 pm to
Seems like the researchers went to an awful lot of trouble to make up for feeling jealous about other guys' cars.
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
5017 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:24 pm to
lol at all the small-dicked, sport car driving, pussies rushing in to tell us how the study is stupid and flawed
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Foreskinski
Member since Dec 2005
1135 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:25 pm to
I was just looking at C8s this morning
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:26 pm to
They should study the attractiveness of women that men with flashy cars land. Would prove women care less about penis size and more about the thickness of the wallet
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3834 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:27 pm to
…I drive an Altima.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70046 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

the average penis size worldwide is 7 inches while the other group was told it’s 4 inches, when the real average is roughly 5.5 inches.


that sentence had me messed up at first
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16775 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

guys who believed their manhood was the bedroom equivalent of a Smart car wanted the fancy whips more.





And yet black men are most known for wanting "fancy whips"...




This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 1:30 pm
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:28 pm to
you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3834 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:29 pm to
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They should study the attractiveness of women that men with flashy cars land. Would prove women care less about penis size and more about the thickness of the wallet


Perhaps, but at the end of the day the man still has a small penis(and he is truly the one who cares, not the woman necessarily) , and you can’t change that as easily as one’s finances
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 1:30 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122195 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:29 pm to
That's why I don't buy flashy sports cars. If you bring that big dick energy you can drive a pinto and it wouldn't matter.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Any results are possible if you structure the study favorably.


The entire study is flawed from the outset by having a desired outcome.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
29243 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:41 pm to
Also more likely to call someone a “cuck” whom they disagree with on the PoliBoard.

This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 1:43 pm
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122903 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:42 pm to
You drive a van that the government paid for
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9178 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:45 pm to
Joke’s on them , I have a truck
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7855 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 1:45 pm to
Black Honda Civic driver/owner here.
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