NATidefan

[quote]What happens in this situation? Does everything shut down or do they just put a tarp over the body and continue the party?[/quote] Make a roux... right?...

[quote]Always worry about some hobo body floating by my dock. Would be a horrible inconvenience to have to deal with that.[/quote] I think the removal service is free with those....

122 miles in 19 days is only 6.5 miles a day, or 1/4 of a mile an hour. The speed isn't crazy at all with the flooding we have had. But the distance is crazy for sure....

We have had massive flooding in the area, I can believe it. ...

[quote] I find it hard to believe the body went through two sets of dam locks without being noticed. [/quote] My wife said it went through two locks and I was like... no way. But if you read it it says the spill gates have been open, so he just went over the top. Not through the locks....

[quote]Was he dead?[/quote] Downvote for stupid question of the day....

[quote]MARSHALL COUNTY, Ala. – A body found Monday floating in the water at the Guntersville Dam was a man who jumped off a bridge in Chattanooga, Tenn., last month, authorities said. The Marshall County Sheriff’s Office said witnesses saw the man jump off the Walnut Street Bridge in Chattanooga ...

[quote]You think it rubs off?[/quote] Pretty sure she rubbed it off. Eta: I probably better give it to the wife tonight, just had my truck detailed....

But can she make sammiches???...

May help her mental health, but sure doesnt help mine....

[quote] You do realize your cat likely shits in your garden, that smells like coffee grounds, right? [/quote] Yeah, but it's not in the tub in my house that I have to wash out at 6 in the morning before I go to work so my house doesnt smell like cat shite. Same reason I dont have a litter bo...

[quote]No lid [/quote] No, if you put a lid on it it doesnt dry out and starts growing mold....

[quote] Why would you flush it if it was just going on your garden anyways?[/quote] It was raining and I guess my wife didnt feel like walking out to the garden at 6 in morning in the rain or storing cat shite in our house for the day. Seemed pretty sensible to me....

[quote]BabyTac[/quote] That's their mental image of themselves....

That's more like it....

Female is dead on, think you are off with the male though....

I know, that's why I mentioned it. But you said tell us how it spread it over my [b]Yard[/b]...

[quote] So, you do know what manure is, right[/quote] No.... what is it??? Yes, I know what manure is... jesus....

[quote]Tell us how your roomba smeared it all over your yard[/quote] What?...

[quote]Toss the whole thing in the trash. Cat feces carries some sort of bacteria that can cause birth defects and mental retardation. You don’t want that in your garden[/quote] It got flushed....