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re: Men shopping with wives
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:18 am to bad93ex
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:18 am to bad93ex
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Going to Bath and Body Works and Hobby Lobby at least once a month then usually we will get some mexican food afterwards, makes for a really nice day.
We actually have a nice little Saturday planned. We’re going to go to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time
Posted on 4/18/26 at 11:39 am to Odysseus32
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Coming up on 9 years, together 12.
That makes sense, you may find it’s a bit different after 35-40 years.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 1:08 pm to nuwaydawg
quote:You gotta bloom wherever you’re planted.
Dante's third level of hell.
I'm trapped in a Hallmark card store while my wife is picking out a card.
In that scenario I would go over to the ceramic figurines for sale area and start configuring them as if it was a scene from “Caligula”.
Do these kinds of things enough and you don’t get invited to accompany them on the shopping trips.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 1:17 pm to LSUBFA83
quote:"With" or "for"?
Men shopping with wives
Posted on 4/18/26 at 1:42 pm to LSUBFA83
We went shopping for a new fridge and fridge drawers today 
Posted on 4/18/26 at 2:42 pm to LSUtoBOOT
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That makes sense, you may find it’s a bit different after 35-40 years.
I won't, but I hope your day is good.
Perks of marrying someone you genuinely like.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 2:48 pm to Odysseus32
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I won't, but I hope your day is good.

Posted on 4/18/26 at 3:02 pm to BrohemAlem11
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Joking about hating your wife is the pinnacle of boomer humor.
And it's no coincidence that most comedians have a low opinion of marriage.
A lifetime on the road hanging out in clubs away from the missus, and they think marriage as an institution sucks. Nah, it's just your marriage that sucks.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 3:23 pm to Obtuse1
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when she is trying on clothes, and I am sitting in the companion chair, I have my phone.
Go on…
Posted on 4/18/26 at 3:28 pm to LSUBFA83
Amazon exists for a reason!
Thankfully, my wife hates shopping almost as much as I do!
Thankfully, my wife hates shopping almost as much as I do!
Posted on 4/18/26 at 3:52 pm to jlovel7
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We’re calling it the “companion chair” now?
I don't know if "we" are, but I chose the word as carefully as I could to sidestep as much as possible the potential cuck chair jokes. It was like a smokescreen; people were thinking about the odd choice of wording vs trying to make a joke. Although I do see a poster's reply after yours suggests he might have seen through it.
That does beg the question. I wonder what people in retail clothing sales call those chairs.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 4:09 pm to LemmyLives
Damn you are a real man then!
Posted on 4/18/26 at 4:09 pm to Odysseus32
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I like my wife.
Doesn't really matter too much what we're doing. Pretty happy with all the time we get to spend together
Ya this is how it should be. OP sounds like a grumpy old man in a miserable relationship, coupled with old people think it’s hilarious to trash talk "the ol ball and chain" for some reason
Posted on 4/18/26 at 4:10 pm to Obtuse1
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That does beg the question. I wonder what people in retail clothing sales call those chairs.
Chairs
Posted on 4/18/26 at 8:40 pm to LSUBFA83
I love doing it. She’s hot and I like to help her pick out clothes
Posted on 4/18/26 at 8:51 pm to LSUBFA83
Has OP ever felt the warmth of a vagina before
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:19 pm to DavidTheGnome
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OP sounds like a grumpy old man in a miserable relationship, coupled with old people think it’s hilarious to trash talk "the ol ball and chain" for some reason
Lol, nope, happily married for 44 years. There are things I love doing with the wife and things I'd rather not do, including spending hours shopping for clothes.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 10:08 pm to LSUBFA83
Went to costco today with wife. And kids
Usually only get 1-2 hours at night together during the week. Don't mind going shopping.
However I do get a little antsy when we are clothes shopping and its just us because I feel dumb just wandering around a womens clothing store while she is in and out of dressing rooms
Usually only get 1-2 hours at night together during the week. Don't mind going shopping.
However I do get a little antsy when we are clothes shopping and its just us because I feel dumb just wandering around a womens clothing store while she is in and out of dressing rooms
Posted on 4/19/26 at 7:50 am to LSUBFA83
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Lol, nope, happily married for 44 years. There are things I love doing with the wife and things I'd rather not do, including spending hours shopping for clothes.
Same here, I've pouted enough the times way back when she tried to get me to go shopping with her that she found it very counterproductive to have me with her. It's worked out well for both of us ever since.
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:01 am to LSUBFA83
I’ll never forget going to the mall years ago and watching a family in front of us. As they passed the Coach store, the wife and daughter stopped and went in. The husband reached in his pocket, pulled out his wallet, threw it in the store and kept walking.
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