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Fake news.

Israel's jets were on their missions at 1-2 AM.

It was dark not the middle of the day.

More lies from you.
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"Well they didn't die of COVID"

:rotflmao: :bow:

re: 75th anniversary of cws

Posted by LSURussian on 6/13/25 at 11:29 am
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The 50th anniversary was in 1996, Warren Morris, etc. That was 29 years ago.

I think it's the 75th year in Omaha, and 1996 marked the 50th year overall


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When you use camels for missile launchers it takes time to get in position.



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Israel Killed Iran’s Army Chief Of Staff, Air Force Commander, & Revolutionary Guard Chief
Good start...
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Damn 800 Missles (sic) Launched!


I'm still waiting on those 800 missiles to arrive that you said were launched 7.5 hours ago.

Those m-f'ers must be the slowest missiles ever made!
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How do you say spam in Russian.
Ooh, ooh..I know this one!


Russians pronounce spam as........."SPAM."

Just like they pronounce the word "computer" as "computer." (True..)
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Lmao $5 for a jello shot
I believe I saw where the bar donates $1 for each shot to the team's local food bank and $.50 for each shot to the Omaha food bank.
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Scotland Baw
Nah, that's Scotch whiskey. Not the same thing...
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Best way to get rid of crows near your house
Use a crowbar...
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Dont think were beating louisville in this one. There (sic) state invented wisky (sic) for goodness sake!

I had no idea that Louisville is in Ireland...
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What is the cost of replacing a 4 ton ac compressor that has a gas hookup?
$11,289.95
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Just saw an LSU bus headed west on I-10 between Iowa and Lake Charles?
That doesn't narrow it down very much for us. Hell, Iowa is just across the river from Omaha.
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Headed to Kennedy center for les miserables.

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Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo,

Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two.

Watering the wine,
Making up the weight.

Pickin' up their knick-knacks,
When they can't see straight.

Everybody loves a landlord,
Everybody's bosom friend.

I do whatever pleases,
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!

Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
When I was in college one guy in one of my business classes was telling everyone he was thinking about opening a massage parlor but with one difference.

His business plan was to buy an abandoned quick oil change building and fix it up for a drive-thru operation.

Customers would drive up to the bay door, blow the horn and the door would be raised to allow the car inside.

Once inside the "therapist" would be standing on the driver's side and would tell the customer to open his door.

She would then take his pants down while he was still in the car and do the deed with a happy ending.

He planned to call his enterprise the "Toot N Tug."

I don't think he actually graduated from college...
I don't feel like reading through the thread.

Was this a he/she or a she/she situation??