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| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Madison, WI |
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| Interests: | writer/illustrator/sports |
| Occupation: | ask my agent |
| Number of Posts: | 2072 |
| Registered on: | 9/13/2004 |
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frick yeah baw. I have over $1,000 face in each denomination ($1, $0.50, $0.25, $0.10) but I am at the 20x point.
Man, counted out my stuff last night
I have about 325$ face in halves/dimes/quarters
I have more in .999 silver and gold, but you have a barrels worth of pre-65
I’m impressed
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Very bleh…
Asian women can be so exotic, yet so non-sexual at the same time!?
Asian women can be so exotic, yet so non-sexual at the same time!?
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One of my buddies was pretty quiet. Sitting around drinking one night and dudes started commenting on dick sizes. He said something along the lines of “until I got hard ons I thought everyone just pissed out of their bottom belly button”.
I confess…I’m an average guy.
Luckily my wife has the eyesight of a rhinoceros and thinks it’s huge.
In all seriousness, it truly must suck if you had a “terrible dick.”
I guess you can either just roll with it and have tons of charisma…embrace it.
Or face the elephant (or field mouse) in the room
And become the best cunning-linguist in the world.
re: Missouri news anchor read negative? comments about her appearance while live on air
Posted by dexy82 on 12/7/25 at 11:12 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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White dudes who like big bottom girls are generally those who cant attract women with actual beauty.
I’ve pulled wool forever, I love a fat bottomed girl. Small waist, tits inconsequential, but a fat bubble bottom girl was my game since kindergarten, and I’m as cracker as they come.
Ice cube said it best in “I ain’t the one”
A cute face and big behind it.
I’m a Venus of Willendorf kinda guy
re: Missouri news anchor read negative? comments about her appearance while live on air
Posted by dexy82 on 12/7/25 at 11:04 pm to hawgfaninc
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“She's thicker than zoo glass.”
I will, at some point, find a way to put that into casual conversation.
re: Do you have a micro-penis?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/6/25 at 7:22 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Homo board.
Just listen to the conversation.
Nothing like that at all.
re: Do you have a micro-penis?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/6/25 at 4:29 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Do they have normal size balls or are they micro too?
If you listen to the interview the guy says he has tiny balls to match his peen
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Man, I kinda feel sorry for the guy!
I absolutely do. (Deep pain in the laughter)
I posted the link, not to poke fun, but the guy seriously could do stand up.
But, I laugh at everything.
My wife says I’m a perpetual teen boy.
Do you have a micro-penis?
Posted by dexy82 on 12/6/25 at 9:29 am
OPL-micro-penis guy calls in
There’s a YouTube channel called other people’s lives. Broad range of topics.
The caller with micro calls in
Had me in tears laughing.
There’s a YouTube channel called other people’s lives. Broad range of topics.
The caller with micro calls in
Had me in tears laughing.
re: 10 Things Old People Like
Posted by dexy82 on 11/30/25 at 8:07 am to shutterspeed
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1. figs 2. boxes of tissue 3. westerns 4. candy orange slices 5. peanut brittle 6. chiuahahs 7. Readers Digest 8. handkerchiefs 9. local news 10. Buicks
That’s a dated list
Thats what old folks liked in the ‘70s and ‘80s (think southern Mississippi-like an old couple watching Hee-haw fantasy island, and going to the auction to buy boxes of laffy taffy and tube socks for the grandkids)
re: Trump holding his grandbaby in a Trump was right hat dropping bangers on Truth Social
Posted by dexy82 on 11/28/25 at 7:30 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
She’s not bad. I can’t honestly say I’ve never seen her before.
She’s what Chelsea Clinton would look like at bartime with a massive pair of beer goggles on.
Btw.
I got nauseous reading that title
She’s what Chelsea Clinton would look like at bartime with a massive pair of beer goggles on.
Btw.
I got nauseous reading that title
re: Paul McCartney at the Smoothie King on the 29th
Posted by dexy82 on 11/28/25 at 11:19 am to Godfather1
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Tonight will be his first NOLA show I’ve missed in 32 years (first saw him there in ‘93).
I went to that show (he was big into the vegan thing then and I think Linda was still on tour with him/on stage?)
Anyway I saw him again at miller park ten years back and I enjoyed that show even more than the one 20 years earlier.
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True for the type of "men" that spend hours refreshing and posting on the coaching board and poli board
I would say men crave stability, calmness, status quo. Drama can sometimes be involved in those things, but overall we don’t just manufacture drama for the sake of it.
Thats for females, figs, and libs
re: T/F Men like drama just as much as Women
Posted by dexy82 on 11/26/25 at 1:54 pm to cajuntiger1010
I would say men like excitement more.
It’s not gossipy drama. Example…
The coaching search at LSU has had to replace a very lackluster season.
The coaching search is deemed drama, but men just enjoying being winners.
If we were winning on the reg, no one would manufacture drama, but rather we would just sit back relax smile and savor our (teams) accomplishments.
It’s not gossipy drama. Example…
The coaching search at LSU has had to replace a very lackluster season.
The coaching search is deemed drama, but men just enjoying being winners.
If we were winning on the reg, no one would manufacture drama, but rather we would just sit back relax smile and savor our (teams) accomplishments.
re: Has anyone else experienced a gold digger and/or homewrecker destroying their family
Posted by dexy82 on 11/18/25 at 3:07 pm to SallysHuman
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What's his earthly treasure going to do for him in the grave?
When you step back and look at it from a man pushing into his 80s perspective.
Why not???
He’s old (he knows it)
She’s younger (he knows it)
Why not have a younger lady sucking your worn out pee pee as you clutch your heart and gaze towards eternity
re: Are less and less women cooking?
Posted by dexy82 on 11/17/25 at 2:59 pm to SaintlyTiger88
I’m the cook in the house.
My wife shoulders most of the day to day parenting.
She brings home half the bacon and puts out on the reg.
I cook 5 times a week and I love it.
On the occasion that we do eat out, it’s for the atmosphere/ambiance, rather than the quality of meal as I’ve learned to mimic most restaurant fare
My wife shoulders most of the day to day parenting.
She brings home half the bacon and puts out on the reg.
I cook 5 times a week and I love it.
On the occasion that we do eat out, it’s for the atmosphere/ambiance, rather than the quality of meal as I’ve learned to mimic most restaurant fare
re: How many of you baws grew up in Louisiana but moved elsewhere?
Posted by dexy82 on 11/12/25 at 4:32 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I left for school 25 years ago.
A few years in I realized my quality of life surroundings were better. I had a steady flow of women. I enjoyed the seasons.
I eventually settled down a made a great family with a Midwest lady.
Sometimes people from Louisiana overplay their Louisiana-ness. It’s cute from afar, but over all, it can be eye-roll corny.
Having said all that…
Geaux Tigers!
Go Saints!
A few years in I realized my quality of life surroundings were better. I had a steady flow of women. I enjoyed the seasons.
I eventually settled down a made a great family with a Midwest lady.
Sometimes people from Louisiana overplay their Louisiana-ness. It’s cute from afar, but over all, it can be eye-roll corny.
Having said all that…
Geaux Tigers!
Go Saints!
re: What is the derogatory name used for people in your state
Posted by dexy82 on 11/5/25 at 10:08 am to travelgamer
People in Wisconsin call people from Illinois FIBS
(F***kin Illinois bastards)
(F***kin Illinois bastards)
Love the kinks
But at the end of the day they are poor man’s Beatles
Yes yes…I do love Waterloo sunset, village green etc etc.
shite.. I was obsessed with muswell hillbillies for a minute
But still
But at the end of the day they are poor man’s Beatles
Yes yes…I do love Waterloo sunset, village green etc etc.
shite.. I was obsessed with muswell hillbillies for a minute
But still
NWA
The Osmonds
Mr Mister
Scott Joplin
Skillet
Clifton Chenier
Killer Dwarfs
Lawrence Welk
The Osmonds
Mr Mister
Scott Joplin
Skillet
Clifton Chenier
Killer Dwarfs
Lawrence Welk
Wow
73???
That’s pretty old to be his grandma
73???
That’s pretty old to be his grandma
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