Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Madison, WI
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Interests:writer/illustrator/sports
Occupation:ask my agent
Number of Posts:2127
Registered on:9/13/2004
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Let’s pump the brakes on fake boobs.


If someone said pump the brakes on
tight, shaft hugging vagina, then
I would be up in arms

The rest is meh
I’m always floored when I see
That guy(Osteen)
Him and his wife are yuckola!!!

If you are a true believer
How can you not think these folks will have a fast pass to hell?

re: The Funhouse (1981)

Posted by dexy82 on 4/7/26 at 9:38 pm to
Great flick!!
Always enjoyed the guy that played the barker and a few other roles in the film.

Also, it’s a great time capsule of old 70s/80s traveling carnivals imo.
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Peak mid? Her body is a 14/10. She has some of the best natural cans out there with someone of her frame.


Well…
Mid grade is essentially butterface threads.

She is peak.

Sinful body
And a bag for the head
No??

re: Mid grade babe thread nsfw

Posted by dexy82 on 4/4/26 at 9:01 pm to
That’s an excellent start to a mid-grade thread…

The haters will cast stones, but that first chick is a peak mid
The problem with Scotlandville is…

“It’s NOT full of Scots!”
I have to go with Dolly…
Because I
A. Went to Dollywood today
B. She was a dime in her time
C. She is the entire package of country, love, tender, from the heart.

D. I always had a massive crush on Shania
So so hot yum

re: Things you are ashamed to admit…

Posted by dexy82 on 3/25/26 at 7:02 pm to
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Note to self..."do not accept any invitations to eat dinner at dexy82's place"


Hah….
Pearls of wisdom

My life is heaven and hell

Wrapped up in a delicious
Elmers heavenly hash when you are allergic to almonds
??
quote:

I love thick girls. They can’t be flat chested though.


You had me at thick girls

Boob size

Take it or leave it
Meh

That reply and you bore me
quote:

It every thought in your head requires a thread or even a post about it.


Zip it pickle smoocher

Things you are ashamed to admit…

Posted by dexy82 on 3/24/26 at 6:23 pm
But here we are


I mixed cookie dough in a bowl used for an emergency puke

It was my best mixing bowl!!!

What???

frick y’all!!

I washed it thoroughly!!!

quote:

So many... Springsteen Foo Fighters Eagles Prince Green Day


Not a massive fan of any of these artists…
But who do you take seriously as an artist?
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I've known many other JW's and most avoid or avoided having kids and it seems like they have generally sexless marriages. Just my observation. Very cultish all around



They need to study a persons libido more
Put people on a scale 1-10
For both Men and women

And match accordingly

I know it’s way more nuanced then that, but you could avoid initial hurdles if you knew where a potential mate stood in the
“I love to frick dept” before hand
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Most gay people start out by saying they’re bisexual to test the waters when coming out.


Heh, this guys not gay..,
But has zero self confidence and is overly self deprecating. He’s a good guy, that’s why it’s so frustrating.

Lead a horse to water etc..
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what a strange topic.


since I am around my friends age, I think, how do I get to this point of not penetrating a women at some point and time with over 50 years on planet Earrh.

I was a goat like Betty, so it puzzles me.

Younger guys today have social media/video games/incel tendencies etc…
But a guy born in the 70s?



Or maybe suspect them of being a virgin, but the conversation is never fully fleshed out with said person.

I have a friend in his 50s that loves women, but for some reason…I have this suspicion this guy has never fricked a women in his life. He jokes about beating his meat etc….
He’s straight but super shy

I just have this feeling that his awkwardness has kept women at bay all of his life.

God…
I’m 53
Listening to that blabbering diarrhea coming out of that 4

Makes me THANK GOD I have an amazing wife!!!

I truly weep for the trash piles you younger guys have to sift through on a daily basis
Absolutely agree

Iran is very diverse. From desert to lush.
In my younger days without the family I would have torn through there.
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Some I found in Central arkansas... though much older


Growing up in Louisiana and hunting southern Mississippi I feel archaic blades/points and other lithics are most common. Actual arrowheads are pretty rare compared to spear/atlatl projectiles
I’m an avid point collector

I’d have a seizure if I found something that gorgeous