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Location:Madison, WI
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Interests:writer/illustrator/sports
Occupation:ask my agent
Number of Posts:2155
Registered on:9/13/2004
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You carry a selfish soul.


Meh,
I had a 24-7 diamond cutter at 14.

Sue me
I will say that I did become good friends with most of those guys, but man when you are 14 and she’s 17, good lord.

Me being dumb and not thinking through my friends eyes I was like, that lucky bastard gets to see her all the time!!
Scope out his hot older sister?

I feel I was guilty of this on several occasions.

re: Boiled peanuts, just why?

Posted by dexy82 on 5/19/26 at 4:33 pm to
Old lady sold boiled peanuts outside the auction house in Tylertown MS back in the 70s/80s.

A sack of good boiled peanuts is heavenly

We want pics ya cockmeat sandwich.
You’re basically making me read a pamphlet on vinyl siding with no picks of honeypot
We can discuss coin collecting if you’d like?

I’ve been eyeing trade dollars lately
But only slabbed ones with chop marks
Noooooo!!!!!

First Lewis
Now Ogre
Stop stop stop

I was putting on my Hanes underwear on this morning.

And I, out of curiosity, finagled my Willy through the hole, and…
I laughed at the effort it took vs just flopping’ it over

Don’t over think it

Through their underwear to piss????

I mean c’mon


What’s the point.
Just flop your meat over the band and drain
I never thought as Jaws as horror.

Absolute terror…..yes
And I’ve always loved jaws

But horror always has an otherworldly/humanistic element to it.

Horror, and maybe it’s just me, but always delves in the human on human psyche.

That’s why Jaws and Aliens will never win…
Because at the end we are scared of ourselves
..

Btw

Exorcist for the W

Was she one of the girls in Mischief?

re: Porky’s 2 is….

Posted by dexy82 on 5/6/26 at 4:47 pm to
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LINK
quote:

HO LEE SHE IT! Look at the dick on that SUMBITCH!


1:28.03 mark

There was so many gotcha moments, that was great timing when they blasted that over the loudspeakers at the rally

To add

When that line is said over the loudspeaker one of the naked klansman points to himself thinking they are referring to him

Makes me laugh everytime
I’d absolutely kiss her on “her” veranda
I quote that movie today for laughs

Like…
“What is a plethora?”

“I’ll fill you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick as a pencil”…

Porky’s 2 is….

Posted by dexy82 on 5/5/26 at 9:00 pm
Underrated imo
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LINK


Not to mention Kaki Hunter (Wendy’s scene at the restaurant).

My one criticism is that the vehicle for revenge on everyone is a bit weak (the play)

And the heavy handed reverse racism seemed to run through the veins of the movie, but overall…
A very entertaining sequel to Porkys
If that was my child
I think at first I would think of ways to rage kill that guy

In time I’d settle and simmer and think of ways to kill him in other ways (more plotting)

I’d hate that it would probably consume the rest of my days

As we all know, a tragedy like this destroys the entire family.
Not reading all the replies, but this damn Yellowjacket bit/stung me in between my thumb and finger and it hurt and was inflamed for days.

Same goes with a fire ant bite in between the toes.

I think sometimes it’s more about where you are stung then what stings you
In some cases

re: Best way to die naturally?

Posted by dexy82 on 4/27/26 at 6:36 pm to
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Right after sex


I mean


this is the only correct answer imo

re: Best way to die naturally?

Posted by dexy82 on 4/27/26 at 6:34 pm to
None of those things are natural