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re: Men shopping with wives
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:32 pm to LSUBFA83
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:32 pm to LSUBFA83
The smart play is to accompany your wife while she shops for clothes. Then pick something frilly and ask the sales clerk if they have that in your size. Then try it on and see what she thinks.
You won't have to go clothes shopping with her again.
You won't have to go clothes shopping with her again.
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:35 pm to LSUBFA83
quote:This has been a thing forever, thats why there were jokes about it 40 years ago.
I saw no less than 3 couples shopping together for clothes for the wife. Is this a thing now?
quote:Close, but it's been a duty for decades.
I assumed all men would rather have a root canal with no anesthesia than shop with the wife.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:43 pm to fr33manator
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There is no right answer for "does this make me look fat?"
No, but I really like the way you look in the other one.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:51 pm to LSUBFA83
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It's hard to find something for an 88-year-old with dementia.
Not it isn't.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:14 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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Why in gods name would someone even be married if they despise spending time with their wife that much?.
Joking about hating your wife is the pinnacle of boomer humor.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:28 pm to LSUBFA83
I’m with you. I like my wife but I’m not going clothes shopping with her. I don’t understand all these responses about oh I get to peak at her changing? Yall are married and assumingely live together, do you not see your wives naked all the fricking time? Does she really not frick yall unless you go clothes shopping with her?
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:34 pm to BrohemAlem11
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Joking about hating your wife is the pinnacle of boomer humor.
"Take my wife.. no really, somebody take her please!"
Old man who cant find two matching shoes on his own to save his life laughing his arse off
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:39 pm to Odysseus32
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I like my wife. Doesn't really matter too much what we're doing. Pretty happy with all the time we get to spend togethe
Do you ever get tired of each other?
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:43 pm to bdavids09
“Where would one go about getting this gift wrapped?”
-Larry David
-Larry David
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:49 pm to LSUBFA83
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(It's hard to find something for an 88-year-old with dementia.)
Get the slippers you gave her last time that she never wears and wrap then up as new.
On the way to the facility, stop by and swipe flowers from graves there.
If that does not work, you always have this option.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 9:57 pm to Cheese Grits
The last thing my wife wants is me shopping with her. My cheap arse is looking at price tags and moving her along!
Posted on 4/17/26 at 10:49 pm to LSUBFA83
I would rather suck it up instead of my wife walking around the MOL full of pajeets and hood rats.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:01 pm to LSUBFA83
Pounding that V after shopping, everyone wins duh
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:17 pm to Underteaux
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Not to be a dick, but I feel like the dementia would make it very easy
We were all thinking it
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:25 pm to LSUBFA83
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I assumed all men would rather have a root canal with no anesthesia than shop with the wife
I guess this may hold true if you hate your wife.
Running to the local mall with my wife to grab a new outfit isnt my favorite thing in the world...But sometimes it is the only time we have to spend with each other without kids around. Not to mention the fact that I get to pick out some clothes that I think she looks great in.
Complaining about having to spend time with the woman you love is gay as frick. The tractor will still be there when you get home.
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:27 pm to LSUBFA83
OP, this attitude is why your wife won’t do anal with you. This is why.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:43 pm to 777Tiger
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but we went to a Macy's in a mall, on Causeway I think? and it wasn't trashy, ghetto, and the salespeople were actually very friendly and helpful
I had a similar eye-opening experience recently. My son dragged me to the mall to look in Hibbett to buy shoes with his bday money. We went and got his shoes after trying on a couple different things and the employee acting like we were bothering the shite out of him and his buddies chatting at the register...
After Hibbett, we stopped at Dillard's on the way out. He had some leftover cash and wanted some cologne and I found a pair of jeans and shoes that I liked. The service from the cologne counter girl and the guy that helped me with the shoes blew me away. I haven't been treated like that in a store in years and was impressed at how well they have been trained or whatever to go above and beyond by just being pleasant to the customer.
It was a nice change of pace from buying shite online or running in a Dick's or TJ Maxx or whatever box store to just get whatever I can find on my own.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 12:12 am to LSUBFA83
I’m home 36 hours a week. If my wife and/or kids want go scoop horse shite while I’m home, I’ll be right there with them enjoying every second of it.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 3:32 am to fr33manator
A blowjob after
Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:49 am to Obtuse1
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She hangs out with me at Home Depot/Lowe's, woodworking stores, etc.
I found a picture of your wife
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