Portballs

re: Pope Leo says God rejects prayers of leaders who wage wars

Posted by Portballs on 3/29/26 at 10:53 am to BowDownToLSU

Crusades.
'Nuff said....

re: Favorite Fictional Band

Posted by Portballs on 3/27/26 at 7:49 pm to STigers

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re: Is this how to destroy an Economy 101?

Posted by Portballs on 3/27/26 at 6:45 pm to davyjones

re: BR- Baby momma got boyfriend to kill baby daddy over child support payment reduction

Posted by Portballs on 3/27/26 at 6:21 pm to Shexter

That's just fricking retarded.
Baby daddy alive-get some child support
Baby daddy dead-no child support
Baby daddy dead because of you-you going to prison, you dumb bitch

I'm sure this future engineer and her entrepreneur boyfriend just didn't think this through....

re: Isofix killed the 3-child family in America

Posted by Portballs on 3/27/26 at 6:15 pm to Cosmo

quote:
I think its recommended

Apparently you're exempt if you drive a Nissan Altima....

re: Prayers for Tommy Casanova

Posted by Portballs on 3/27/26 at 9:51 am to Broham

Damn.
He was my opthamologist way back.
Hell of a nice guy....

Tiger Rant

re: LOL: Trump signature to begin appearing on US currency.

Posted by Portballs on 3/27/26 at 8:58 am to ragincajun03

quote:
It'll likely cause the President to do everything he can to ensure significant federal funding for the project.

Now you're starting to get it...

re: "Super" El Nino could be forming in anticipation of Hurricane Season

Posted by Portballs on 3/26/26 at 9:29 pm to upgrade

quote:
But will the NWS still predict that this could be another record year for hurricanes?

The prediction is out.
11-16 named storms.
That's pretty mild....

re: Here are the 33 Antifa loons who caused over $1 million in damage to new building at UW

Posted by Portballs on 3/26/26 at 8:56 pm to L.A.

All of em have Gen X parents no doubt.
Way to teach your kids that they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.... :cool:

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re: Let’s talk about Reddit

Posted by Portballs on 3/26/26 at 2:47 pm to UFFan

re: U.S. “soldier” admits she will refuse orders if they entail attacking Muslims.

Posted by Portballs on 3/25/26 at 1:42 pm to Covingtontiger77

How is that pig allowed to stay in uniform?

re: Sleep Token is Almost Single Handedly Keeping Metal Alive and Relevant

Posted by Portballs on 3/24/26 at 8:24 pm to shutterspeed

Either you're joking or you also think Five Finger Donkey Punch is great too.....

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re: RIP Miss Tessmacher...Valerie Perrine passes at 82 years old

Posted by Portballs on 3/24/26 at 6:02 pm to LSUDVM1999

quote:
Sergeant Hayley: She's having trouble breathing sir. What do you think?

Major: Well, I suggest a vigorous chest massage, and if that doesn't work, uh, mouth-to-mouth.

Sergeant Hayley: [enthusiastically] Yes, sir!

[bends to the task]

Major: [the Major pulls him to his feet] Sergeant, I won't have one of my men doing anything I wouldn't be prepared to do myself.

This scene is classic, from the first Superman starring Christopher Reeve.
Larry Hagman as the Major...

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