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yaboidarrell
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Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Outside of Old Metairie, the rest of the city is kinda ugly. Mostly older 70s stock homes, ugly strip malls, and aging apartment buildings throughout. Tp its credit, outside of the apartment buildings and shitty public schools, it's still pretty decent and property values are rising.


Sput
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Big Lee had the sweetest digs in the country
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JetsetNuggs
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
At least we aren’t living in the actual city with that clown government


Jake88
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Big Lee you mean and it was sweet because he was in Old Metairie, not that crappy regular Metairie.


LaBR4
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
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Big Lee had the sweetest digs in the country


Best yard, house decor, no question


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Jake88
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
It is probably similar to hundreds of other decent suburbs across the country.


Macintosh504
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
It’s definitely no Kenner


dgnx6
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
I have some friends in Bucktown, its a nice little street they live on with nice houses and friendly neighbors all around. The levee to walk your dog or go for a run.

Doesn't seem too bad over there.


touchdownjeebus
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
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At least we aren’t living in the actual city with that clown government


I’m laughing in Dominic Impastato. Dude looks like he ate 20 clowns as an appetizer and acts even worse.


Chad504boy
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
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I’m laughing in Dominic Impastato


Ewww


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SixthAndBarone
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
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Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?


Yes. We’ve all visited every single suburb in the country and therefore we have the knowledge to answer that Metairie is the least aesthetically pleasing.


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goofball
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
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It’s definitely no Kenner



Some of the neighborhoods by the lake aren't bad. But Kenner sucks as a whole.


pjab
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Metairie was built out 40 years ago. Anything new needs to be built over existing property. It just needs to cycle through and it’s certainly happening now.


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Delacroix22
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Metairie reminds me of what kind of aesthetic I would find in a Dentist’s office in 1987 with a dentist with a weird 80s perm who listens to Kenny G in his building and the hue of the interior is beige and everyone kind of whispers in the office because it’s such a lame place the energy just kind of puts people to sleep and the dentist pathetically thinks he’s the man

Idfk it rubs me the wrong way on such a visceral level

It is a cultural vacuum devoid of anything noteworthy


Tchefuncte Tiger
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Metairie hasn't been the same since Fat City went to seed.


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notiger1997
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Delacroix22

You don’t know much about the eastern half of Metairie do you?


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LNCHBOX
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
Probably not. USA is kinda big.


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MMauler
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?
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But Kenner sucks as a whole.


True. But, in the 80s and even into the 90s, the place I wanted to live in the future was Chateau Estates. Now, you can get a fairly large house for a decent price in Château Estates because it’s surrounded by crap. Plus, when you look at the houses in there that are for sale. they look like you've been transported back to the 70s.


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TheHarahanian
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?

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Mostly older 70s stock homes, ugly strip malls, and aging apartment buildings throughout.

What you’re describing isn’t unusual for a suburb that has an older main drag into the city running through it.

Ex: Hwy 80 through Pearl, MS


TheHarahanian
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re: Is Metairie the least aesthetically pleasing decent suburb in the country?

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Big Lee you mean and it was sweet because he was in Old Metairie

Big Lee didn’t live in Old Metairie.


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