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re: If Elon hits his incentive stock compensation packages he would be worth $6 trillion

Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6491 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:09 pm to
I don’t begrudge anyone who makes loads of money as long as it’s legal.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20346 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:10 pm to
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Like I see a Tesla on the road about once a month


Where the frick do you live?
Posted by P0SEIDON
Member since Apr 2014
364 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:10 pm to
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frick Elon Musk

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TooFyeToFly

There it is. There’s the volcano of emotions.
Next come the tears.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21296 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:12 pm to
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Like I see a Tesla on the road about once a month, yet Tesla was supposedly more valuable on the stock market than Ford at one point.

I drive the interstate daily and see one almost everyday, lol. I see them everywhere too
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87569 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:14 pm to
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yet Tesla was supposedly more valuable on the stock market than Ford at one point.
huh? Still is. And it's not even close. Tesla is worth like 25 Fords.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25757 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:17 pm to
His kid is still a tranny. lol!
Posted by Zzyzx
Member since Nov 2018
2671 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:26 pm to
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Like I see a Tesla on the road about once a month,



Where the frick do you live that you only see a Tesla once a month, under a rock on a remote island?

I feel like 90% of the cars in my neighborhood are Teslas. Almost a quarter of every car i see on the road is a Tesla
Posted by LSUneaux
Metairie and MAGA AF
Member since Mar 2014
4985 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:40 pm to
FOR THOSE IN THE BACK....

I am seeing way too many people on these boards completely losing their minds because the SpaceX IPO is about to hit, and Elon Musk is on track to become a literal trillionaire in a few weeks. Some of y'all really think he is just going to walk into a bank, fill up a giant vault with $1 trillion in cash, and start handing it out like Santa Claus on a bender. It is honestly painful to read some of these threads. Please learn some basic economics because this is just basic math, people.

NET WORTH IS NOT CASH. Let me say that again so it sinks into your thick skulls. His massive wealth is almost entirely locked up in stock options and ownership shares of companies like Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI. He does not have a checking account with twelve zeros sitting in it. If he wanted to give away a trillion dollars, he would have to sell off an insane amount of his company stock to get that cash.

Do you know what happens the second the biggest shareholder starts mass-selling their stock? The market absolutely panics. Everyone else thinks the ship is sinking, they start selling too, and the stock price craters into the ground. By trying to pull out $1 trillion to give away, he would destroy the very value of the shares he is trying to sell. His wealth would evaporate before he could even hand over the money. It is a total paradox.

On top of that, he literally can't just dump all his stock whenever he feels like it because of the law. Major founders and corporate insiders have massive legal restrictions and strict vesting schedules on when and how they can sell shares. A huge chunk of his new wealth is tied up in incentive stock packages that are locked away for years. He cannot just liquidate his entire empire on a whim to fund a massive global giveaway.

Think about the tax nightmare too. The second he sells those shares, Uncle Sam is going to swoop in and demand a massive cut in capital gains taxes. He would lose hundreds of billions of dollars straight to the government before a single cent even reaches the public. The whole idea is just a total pipe dream that makes zero sense in the real world.

So please stop with the dumb posts asking why he doesn't just cut a check to every person on Earth to solve poverty. It isn't possible, it isn't real liquid money, and doing it would break the entire market system . He is rich on paper because his companies are valued so high, but paper wealth does not equal spendable greenbacks in a wallet. It is just corporate governance and valuation math, not a mountain of gold coins .

If you want to understand how his net worth actually shifts based on these company valuations, you can look at the latest financial updates tracked on the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. Let's try to keep the discussion a bit more grounded in how reality works instead of acting like money grows on trees.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35949 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:42 pm to
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Like I see a Tesla on the road about once a month, yet Tesla was supposedly more valuable on the stock market than Ford at one point.


Lol. That’s bullshite or you live in a third world country. Teslas are easily the most common car where I live OTM Birmingham. 4 or 5 on my street alone.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75223 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:51 pm to
Another friendly reminder that Elon has advocated for the complete abolishment of all intellectual property law. That is after buying Twitter, changing its user agreement to effectively give X free use of all user-generated content in perpetuity, and then implementing Grok AI to mine that content and data. Elon intends to kick the ladder out from under him for those still climbing. Elon Musk is not your friend.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21132 posts
Posted on 5/22/26 at 11:57 pm to
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Spacex has made putting shite into space profitable

Profiting off of putting space debris into orbit isn't the flex some of y'all believe it to be. It'll be a sad day when we find out Donald Kessler tried to warn us.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59298 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 12:02 am to
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Like I see a Tesla on the road about once a month, yet Tesla was supposedly more valuable on the stock market than Ford at one point.


WTF do you live? I bet in my area there are 2 out of 10 cars that are Telsa's. Mine is not one of them. I don't trust the number of charging stations in case of an emergency in the area around us. Not far from the coast if I am stuck in traffic for five hours I want a gas engine.
Posted by Rainier Fog
Member since Jul 2025
1269 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 1:50 am to
That's a lot of Dim math. I encourage all Dims including Nancy Pelosi to jump in on that Space X IPO

AFTER it goes public, not before when you get free shares because you are Nancy Pelosi

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