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re: If Elon hits his incentive stock compensation packages he would be worth $6 trillion

Posted on 5/23/26 at 11:28 am to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183994 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 11:28 am to
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Perhaps you mean sell naked calls.



Fair correction. I wasn’t writing an options manual. Just pointing out that if he is so confident, he should go at it the most aggressive way possible with his knowledge

Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19651 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 11:29 am to
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I have no idea where you live, but I live in a Houston suburb and Teslas might possibly be the most popular brand I see on the road other than a truck. They’re everywhere. I can’t drive for more than 30 seconds without seeing one.


I live in Spring and feel like I see them all over the place.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49549 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 11:45 am to
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How much in taxes does he pay compared to the average American?


Astronomically more.

He paid over 11 billion in 2021 in just income tax. The average American paid a little over $13,000 in 2021z
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49549 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 11:51 am to
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Tesla aside it’s absolutely incredible that some of these dumbasses don’t understand how massive of a success SpaceX has been


It’s because, politically, they can’t acknowledge his massive accomplishments or it would require them to reevaluate the distorted worldview they digest.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21017 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 11:56 am to
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Could you provide sources for these.




Girls FTW!

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29931 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 12:20 pm to
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Maybe I see a Tesla more like 2 or 3 times a month on the road. It's not exactly something I've been keeping track of.

In any case, Tesla is hardly worth whatever value it has on the stock market.


I see 5-6 a day in rural south Louisiana.

How poor is your area?
Posted by Duffnshank
Member since Jan 2019
928 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 12:28 pm to
I’ve always wondered how difficult his cpa’s job is. I have to imagine it could be a bitch to keep up with that much money.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183994 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 12:41 pm to
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his cpa’s job is.



CPA?

His accounting firm probably occupies an entire high-rise
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49549 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 12:58 pm to
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I’ve always wondered how difficult his cpa’s job is. I have to imagine it could be a bitch to keep up with that much money.


Only about .01% of his wealth is liquid.

I can’t fathom how adults think the Musks and Bezos of the world have hundreds of billions in liquid wealth.
This post was edited on 5/23/26 at 1:00 pm
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36677 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 1:14 pm to
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I can’t fathom how adults think the Musks and Bezos of the world have hundreds of billions in liquid wealth.



You mean this isn't real life?

Posted by fofuh4
btr
Member since Aug 2022
176 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 3:47 pm to
old Fraud Elawn out here
Posted by Duffnshank
Member since Jan 2019
928 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 4:39 pm to
I understand that, but only a fool with zero assets would think the accounting is easy bc it’s not cash. Actually I think it makes it that much more difficult.
Posted by JAXTiger16
TBD
Member since Apr 2013
2515 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 6:01 pm to
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WTF do you live? I bet in my area there are 2 out of 10 cars that are Telsa's. Mine is not one of them. I don't trust the number of charging stations in case of an emergency in the area around us. Not far from the coast if I am stuck in traffic for five hours I want a gas engine.


If you’re stuck in traffic for five hours in a Tesla, the battery consumption would be very minimal. Just drove my Tesla to Tampa from Jax with 45% remaining. Spent 3 days there and drove back while only charging once for $12. There’s a Tesla charger at almost every 2-3 exits these days.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135267 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 6:05 pm to
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If Elon hits his incentive stock compensation packages he would be worth $6 trillion
That means Elon Musk and I would have a combined average net worth of over $3 trillion...
Posted by Flightnclouds
Member since Sep 2018
1422 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 8:25 pm to
Tesla is worth whatever the market says it’s worth. Or maybe, you obtained an MBA from Wharton school of business?
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
4070 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 8:31 pm to
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I see a Tesla on the road about once a month


Not sure where you live but here in Houston I see 100 a day when commuting to work. They are everywhere. I would never buy one I prefer ICE powered vehicles.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62924 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 8:41 pm to
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Of course Musk is a grifter. But people on here act like Musk is our Lord and Savior because he agrees with their politics



Agreed….bunch of simps on here think Musk wants what is good for our country!
Posted by pickle311
Liberty Hill TX
Member since Sep 2008
1375 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 9:24 pm to
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Elon gets companies valued at about 50 times as much as they should be worth. Like I see a Tesla on the road about once a month, yet Tesla was supposedly more valuable on the stock market than Ford at one point.


Come around here and you'll see more Tesla's on the road than F150's.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19651 posts
Posted on 5/23/26 at 11:50 pm to
I drove from Spring to Conroe today and it was 27 miles. I counted 40 Tesla’s

The guy who said he never sees any is a fricking retard

Dude is straight cooking a grilled cheese right now.
This post was edited on 5/23/26 at 11:53 pm
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3072 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 1:24 am to


We living in pre-Bladerunner times, and Elon is Tyrell.
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