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re: I was almost killed by my Columbian girlfriend today!
Posted on 3/29/22 at 5:56 pm to GumplandTiger
Posted on 3/29/22 at 5:56 pm to GumplandTiger
They're not sending their best.
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Posted on 3/29/22 at 5:58 pm to GumplandTiger
I've always heard hispanic women were fiercely loyal and over the top jelly. The also have the reputation of keeping you sexually satisfied so there is no reason to stray.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:00 pm to GumplandTiger
She sounds like a lovely, well-adjusted young lady.
Congrats?
Congrats?
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:01 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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She's probably mad you misspelled "Colombian."
The Columbian women from Richland county are scary AF.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:01 pm to GumplandTiger
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I was almost killed by my Columbian girlfriend today!
If I had a quarter for every time......
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:03 pm to GumplandTiger
That's a sex toy. You can't fool us baw.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:06 pm to GumplandTiger
Someone needs to introduce this man to the hot crazy matrix
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:06 pm to Jim Rockford
YEARS back some LLotOT wished me Happy Birthday on FB
she yelled at me in Spanglish on the phone and canceled my B-day dinner and sex
ElCabron... blah blah... no sex for 2 whole days
she yelled at me in Spanglish on the phone and canceled my B-day dinner and sex
ElCabron... blah blah... no sex for 2 whole days
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:08 pm to GumplandTiger
She's totally going to wait until you're asleep, JB Weld a chain to something you can't move, and superglue your dick to the chain. You're gonna wake up with a steak knife next to you with the house on fire.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:09 pm to GumplandTiger
Every Colombian and Venezuelan chick I’ve met was batshit insane.
Never date. You frick and leave and give them a fake name so they don’t track you
Never date. You frick and leave and give them a fake name so they don’t track you
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:11 pm to GumplandTiger
She is cheating on you. Probably with multiple guys. Make plans to move and get a new phone the day you do. If you don't, you deserve the craziness you get.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:12 pm to GumplandTiger
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If you’ve never tried to have a logical/reasonable conversation with a pissed off Latin woman that’s screaming Spanglish, I’ll just tell you it’s both sexy and frightening, but basically impossible.
The sex Is violent, yet exquisite
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:14 pm to GumplandTiger
Bs
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:14 pm to GumplandTiger
I was rooting for her
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:14 pm to GumplandTiger
Cliff notes: His latino girlfriend got mad because she found what she thought was a sex toy in the bathroom, so she thought that he must be cheating. It wasn't a sex toy.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:14 pm to Btrtigerfan
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She's going to kill you in your sleep for something she dreamt you did.
Oh, I’ve been there. They say don’t stick your Dick in crazy…but they must have never stuck their Dick in crazy
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:17 pm to GumplandTiger
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One more phallic picture and I’ll turn whatever it is into a sex toy and bury it in your arse when you least expect it!”
That's kind of hot.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:18 pm to GumplandTiger
The Mexicans aren't much better.
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:22 pm to GumplandTiger
Animated is fine. It’s when you really frick up and they are calm when you are in REAL danger.
If they say, “it’s fine, just relax.”
Get out of there
If they say, “it’s fine, just relax.”
Get out of there
Posted on 3/29/22 at 6:23 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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She's probably mad you misspelled "Colombian."
My ex-wife (pics would violate divorce decree I think) is half Colombian, and I can attest to the petty vindictiveness.
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