re: I was almost killed by my Columbian girlfriend today!

Anything is a sex toy if you try hard enough

You should have mixed in a dick pic

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So, the woman I’m dating (not a chance for pics)

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No pics = Downvote from me

Since moving to Texas, I’ve gone out with several Latinas. Most have been very nice, family oriented, etc but one was a f’n loon. She invited me to her house to carve pumpkins and I agreed. I get there and she’s sneaking wine from her balcony, having a extremely vulgar argument with her mother on the phone, and told me that she lets her ex husband come over and have sex once a month and he pays half the rent. According to her, that’s ok because the had children together.

When I caught her taking pictures of me on the sly, I decided I had enough and left. She texted me 5x daily for at least 10 days afterwards. I didn’t even get to sleep with her but got all the crazy I could handle.

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I get there and she’s sneaking wine from her balcony, having a extremely vulgar argument with her mother on the phone, and told me that she lets her ex husband come over and have sex once a month and he pays half the rent. According to her, that’s ok because the had children together.

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This reads like your girl is fricking her ex because he pays her rent.

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I’ll kill your arse, it was all half Spanish, half English, but I definitely heard cut you, kill you and realized she meant it.

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and told me that she lets her ex husband come over and have sex once a month and he pays half the rent. According to her, that’s ok because the had children together.

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I would think it’s more okay because he’s paying half the rent.

Latinos have a different culture man.

Rent’s expensive yo.

That's going to be some fantastic sex whenever she comes back.

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That’s exactly what was happening. She wasn't ‘my girl’, I had only invested a cup of bubble tea in this trashy woman to get to that point.

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How was the sex?

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It sounds like you are her little bitch

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Why do you think machismo is so big in latino culture? Why the men get physical with their women so often?

You have crazy like that, she’s gonna test you. If you let her walk all over you like that she’s going to sense that and see how far she can push your gringo arse.

They may holler and scream and curse in Spanglish and threaten to do great and ignominious harm to you, but what they really want is for you to put them up against the wall and dominate them. They don’t want a lamb, they want a lion.