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re: How many Velociraptors do you think you could take?

Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
1058 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:10 pm to
0.5. Maybe a baby. Even at 2 feet tall, I bet that little thing would tear you up good.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4711 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:32 pm to
none, they are some clever girls.
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
1370 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:34 pm to
Damn, I was so mean and ruthless to OP my shite got deleted and he threatened to quit TD the next morning

I'm gonna try to be a nicer person
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
73056 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:35 pm to
Give me a CO2 fire extinguisher and ill frick up a dozen of them.

Ive wrastled some 30-45 pound alligators in my day. Gimme a 12 pack of beer and a 25 mercury and ill frick em up
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
1370 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

25 mercury
Is this milligrams of a pill or are you talking about a Lincoln?
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
11500 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:44 pm to
Just get a Belgian ….

Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61804 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:46 pm to
I’ll say 2 but most likely 0
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
7067 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 7:47 pm to
bare handed or do I have a bat?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
73056 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 9:07 pm to
Just part of standard gator fightin kit so it seems necessary
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
4066 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

How do we know all the dinosaurs weren’t nice and loveable creatures

They were, before Noah’s flood.
Posted by Skywalker
St. George
Member since Jul 2010
1301 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 7:34 am to
The only limit would've been how much ammo I had.

Posted by Everclear2000
Member since Dec 2025
181 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 9:30 am to
Think of how many weaponless men could survive an attack by a rapid pit bull. Then multiply the badassery of the pit bull by a factor of 5.
There's you answer.
Zero.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
5205 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 9:48 am to
You got to be careful fighting wild animals. Thats how I got herpes, fighting koala bears.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20937 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 9:52 am to
Bare hands? Maybe one but unlikely.
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
2180 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 11:42 am to
quote:

large turkey


“Try to show a little respect”



Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6330 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by Houstiger
Houston
Member since Aug 2007
567 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 1:34 pm to
But what if you started with the velociraptor in a headlock? Do the claws get you?
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7673 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22892 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Why fight one when you can raise one from a babe, name it Mongo, and train it to fight alongside you?



I'm in the middle of these books, they're addicting!
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14592 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 2:54 pm to
Velociraptors Gumbo
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