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the frick is cojo?


It's a Stephen King movie from the 80's...
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Public Safety Alert.... Breaking : There have been credible Threat's to commit acts of violence at the Ponchatoula Strawberry festival this weekend. Law Enforcement is "investigating". A number of people have been "banned" from attending, but we all know how that goes. Keep your heads on a swivel if you plan on attending.
Still digging, but per Reddit :

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A performer unexpectedly threw a chair into the audience and hit someone. Everyone in the audience left in protest.

Picture a mostly naked dude with a huge creepy mask on nastily wailing. That was the
"performance". Like the commenter below said, their thing is making the audience uncomfortable and they certainly achieved that...


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The New Orleans Giant Puppet Festival would like to acknowledge an incident that occurred during last night's Puppet SLAM.

The behavior involved does not align with our expectations for performers, and the individual will not be participating or attending any future festival events,






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The man killed in a St. Claude shooting Tuesday afternoon was a father, crawfish maestro, bartender, spouse and a loved one to many, according to friends close to him.

Michael Garcia, a 41-year-old former Marine, died in a hospital after being shot in the head in his vehicle near the intersection of North Claiborne Avenue and Desire Street at around 5 p.m. Tuesday.

Garcia was caught in the crossfire after Terrence Leavell, 48, allegedly opened fire on a group to protect his nephew, court records show. Leavell was detained on the scene and booked on manslaughter, possession of a firearm by a felon and illegal use of weapons.


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Why do we need the Kelce's involved in everything. This guy SUCKS
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How real is a water scarcity threat,


See all that blue stuff?

Rig blowout? Aliens? Nuke Test? Side effects from carbon capture projects?


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An earthquake was reported in the Gulf of Mexico Sunday night, hundreds of miles away from Louisiana’s coastline, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

The small 3.9-magnitude earthquake, located 220 miles from Venice, was first reported at 9:22 p.m., according to USGS data.

The quake was shallow, having a depth of 10 kilometers, reports showed.

Gulf earthquakes are fairly uncommon, but are known to happen, Eric Jeansonne, chief meteorologist at WLOX-TV in Biloxi said Sunday night. There was no tsunami threat associated with the quake, he added.

A similar earthquake was reported in the Gulf in 2023.




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Hopefully they are launching a crypto coin not a nuke
Wild defense

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“Jesus got into a lot of trouble for the company he kept, but he didn’t let that trouble pressure him into rejecting the people who, by their standards, did not deserve to be human,”

re: Earthquakes in Louisiana?

Posted by HenryParsons on 3/9/26 at 12:01 pm to
Nuclear test site


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