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HenryParsons
| Favorite team: | USA |
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| Biography: | The content on this account is for entertainment purposes only and is entirely satirical. |
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| Number of Posts: | 2135 |
| Registered on: | 8/9/2018 |
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re: Alpha Gal - the tick-borne meat allergy
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/20/26 at 2:57 pm to HoboDickCheese
I didn't see the "Star" spot but it was gray and about the size of a BB.
How long until you experienced symptoms?
How long until you experienced symptoms?
re: Alpha Gal - the tick-borne meat allergy
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/20/26 at 2:42 pm to Chromdome35
Pulled a tick off yesterday. Am I F'd?
re: New Army renlistment incentive - 4 days free to play Grand Theft Auto 6
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/20/26 at 2:39 pm to Shexter
You'd also get unlimited free play if you don't enlist.
re: How Many People Do You Know that Were Bitten by a Venomous Snake?
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/20/26 at 1:18 pm to Gee Grenouille
Snake on snake crime is real
re: How Many People Do You Know that Were Bitten by a Venomous Snake?
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/20/26 at 12:55 pm to AlwysATgr
This reminds me of an old thread on here about somebody's kid playing in the backyard with neighborhood kids and one of the kids got bit. Neighbor kid's dad was gonna sue the baw.
Meet Jinny Lu, the winner of the 2026 World's Ugliest Dog Contest
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/19/26 at 1:41 pm
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A 6-year-old pug was honored with the title of the World's Ugliest Dog at an annual contest in California.
Jinny Lu, who came in second last year, was dubbed the winner of the 2026 World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma County Fairgrounds in Santa Rosa.
The annual event, which aims to celebrate the unique beauty of dogs and promote adoption, marked its 50th anniversary this year.
Jinny Lu was rescued from the dog meat trade in South Korea and brought to the United States for adoption by a pair of California rescue groups.
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Jinny Lu, along with her owner Michelle Grady, went home with a trophy and a first-place prize of $5,000. MUG Root Beer, a contest sponsor, will make limited-edition soda cans with Jinny Lu's face gracing the cover, as well.
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This year's runner-up -- Pinky, an albino Chihuahua and Pomeranian mix -- went home with a $3,000 prize, while the third-place finisher -- Otto, a Chihuahua mix -- received a $2,000 prize.
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re: What to do about NOLA Plaza Tower
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/18/26 at 9:32 pm to LSUFanHouston
JDAM
re: Pencil Stabbings in Schools-How Common
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/18/26 at 3:12 pm to ItzMe1972
As a kid I stabbed myself with a pencil on accident in class. I can still see the piece of graphite in my hand.
re: Jason Kelce and Friends Want Your Pee to Cool AI Data Centers
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/18/26 at 2:05 pm to Shexter
Jason Kelce fatigue is real
re: California regulators approve new rules limiting what replacement tires you can buy
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/18/26 at 1:34 pm to DeoreDX
I hear they are going with TakaTaka tires.
re: Could you defeat an ancient army with an M4 and cases of ammo? Added other parameters
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/17/26 at 11:17 am to JiminyCricket
Support team with a JTAC, a couple M240's, and other munitions would be an interesting angle...
re: How many Velociraptors do you think you could take?
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/6/26 at 11:42 am to FAT SEXY
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large turkey
“Try to show a little respect”
The time Nixon smuggled pot for Louis Armstrong
Posted by HenryParsons on 8/4/26 at 8:36 am
Louis Armstrong would’ve been 125 today. Happy Birthday Satchmo!
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According to multiple accounts, in 1958 Nixon smuggled three pounds of marijuana into the country for legendary entertainer Louis Armstrong. Here’s how it all allegedly went down, according to the book “Nixon’s Secrets: The Rise, Fall and Unknown Truth About the President, Watergate and the Pardon” by Roger Stone:
Jazz musician Louis Armstrong was appointed as a goodwill ambassador by the US State Department in the late 50s. As such, he toured Asia and Europe playing concerts and sampling the finest ganja from around the world. It’s said that Louis enjoyed a good smoke.
Armstrong and his entourage finished two tours and upon returning home from abroad realized that with the status of goodwill ambassador, US customs routinely waived any searches and waved them all through the customs line. This gave Louis an idea.
The musician and his entourage did a third tour and returned home to Idlewood Airport in New York, this time with a meager stash of three pounds of marijuana in his bag.
That same day, US Customs had received a tip to be on the alert for smugglers. Because of this, Louis and his crew were sent to the customs line like everyone else. Knowing he was screwed, Louis mopped the sweat from his brow as he waited in the customs line and for his unavoidable arrest.
Richard Nixon was the Vice President of the US at the time. He happened to be at the airport that day and when he found out Louis was there he wanted to get a press photo with the goodwill ambassador.
Nixon walked up to Louis and asked what he was doing there. Louis explained the part about being told to get in line. Nixon grabbed both of Louis’s suitcases and carried them through customs for him.
Richard Nixon’s reaction upon being told of the situation years later was simply, “Louis smokes marijuana?”
At what age should a man hang up the high crown visor?
Posted by HenryParsons on 7/31/26 at 1:49 pm
What say you OT?
Seeing a concerning trend amongst middle aged fratstars trying to keep this look alive.
Unless you are Bubba Watson, you should ditch the high crown visor when you graduate college or at latest when your age is closer to 40 than 20.
Seeing a concerning trend amongst middle aged fratstars trying to keep this look alive.
Unless you are Bubba Watson, you should ditch the high crown visor when you graduate college or at latest when your age is closer to 40 than 20.
re: No more ballon releases in La
Posted by HenryParsons on 7/28/26 at 3:28 pm to beerJeep
re: tOT has forgotten about the moon landing anniversary today
Posted by HenryParsons on 7/20/26 at 12:18 pm to Hangover Haven
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The moon isn't real...

re: Workplace: Should I take the L?
Posted by HenryParsons on 7/8/26 at 12:49 pm to Indiangensing
Take the L
You didn't expect to be paid back but did expect to get the buffalo dip and then he pigged out on everything else.
I hope everyone in the warehouse learned a lot about bro's character...unfortunately at the expense of your Jackson.
You didn't expect to be paid back but did expect to get the buffalo dip and then he pigged out on everything else.
I hope everyone in the warehouse learned a lot about bro's character...unfortunately at the expense of your Jackson.
re: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building
Posted by HenryParsons on 7/1/26 at 12:40 pm to The Torch
Rule #3
re: 2 PEOPLE CLIMB EMPIRE STATE BUILDING - LIVE
Posted by HenryParsons on 7/1/26 at 11:53 am to Scooba
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I guess they really like Jimi Hendrix.
Or Huey Lewis
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