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How many Velociraptors do you think you could take?

Posted on 7/12/26 at 3:07 am
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
2441 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 3:07 am
The real Velociraptor was much smaller than its famous Jurassic Park counterpart. It measured about 1.5 to 2 feet tall at the hip, and weighed only 30 to 45 pounds—making it comparable in size and weight to a large turkey or a mid-sized dog.

I think I could handle at least two of these little frickers.

I bet Harambe could have stomped 10 or more of them. Baw would have a field day with those necks.


Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144456 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 3:23 am to
African or European?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41215 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 3:32 am to
I only fight chimpanzees.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16210 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 4:51 am to
Now this is why i come to the OT every morning to read these well thought out threads. Put me down for at least three. I'm kind of a big deal when it comes to Velociraptors.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53548 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 5:20 am to
Just when you think you have the upper hand that’s when the attack comes……not from the front, but from the sides, from the other four raptors you didn’t even know were there.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
9318 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 5:52 am to
quote:

I think I could handle at least two of these little frickers.


Can we put that on WorldStar??
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
990 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 5:56 am to
This post was edited on 7/12/26 at 6:23 am
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21472 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:08 am to
0 is the correct answer
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:09 am to
I have no idea how you think you would handle their claws and long neck bites
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16210 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:13 am to
Going to go with FAT SEXY on this one. If you come to this place expecting well thought out post then you have come to the wrong place. There are some occasional series post but getting worked up over something stupid is on you.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
56762 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 6:36 am to
How do we know all the dinosaurs weren’t nice and loveable creatures

Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
4118 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Just when you think you have the upper hand that’s when the attack comes……not from the front, but from the sides, from the other four raptors you didn’t even know were there.

This reads like a journal entry from a dude writing about his time in Vietnam or something
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7689 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 8:42 am to
Roosters have killed people before with a well placed spur. Maybe kill one, but you are going to bleed out.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3374 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 8:51 am to
quote:

This reads like a journal entry from a dude writing about his time in Vietnam or something


It’s a direct quote from the first Jurassic park movie.
Posted by CaptN
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2013
386 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:12 am to
Like fighting a Fitch or Dardar in Pointe Au Chien. You never fight only one. Watch your six
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103455 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Just when you think you have the upper hand that’s when the attack comes……not from the front, but from the sides, from the other four raptors you didn’t even know were there.


Clever girl
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3339 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:46 am to
For those claiming outright victory over a small pack of raptors, I would respectfully submit that a super fast, two foot, forty pound, carnivorous, taloned, leathery reptile might be more of a handful than you're thinking.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4207 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 9:52 am to
Coast to Coast trolling for content.

But since we're having the discussion, I'll Defer to someone sporting chain mail and a chain saw.
This post was edited on 7/12/26 at 10:00 am
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3354 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:03 am to
With or without nunchuks
Posted by WAR TIGER
Death Valley
Member since Oct 2005
4328 posts
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:06 am to
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