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re: How many Velociraptors do you think you could take?
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:16 am to FAT SEXY
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:16 am to FAT SEXY
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FAT SEXY
quote:Probably you could to eat.
I think I could handle at least two of these little frickers.
Inversely, those little frickers would absolutely eat you up.
We are fortunate we’ve never met velociraptors in the wild. We’d have been the extinct species.
Remember what Stephen Hawking said about us meeting aliens? That applies here too.
He warned that if extraterrestrials visited Earth, the outcome could be devastating for humanity, drawing a parallel to Christopher Columbus's arrival in the Americas, "which didn't turn out very well for the Native Americans".
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Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:17 am to nicholastiger
Most of them were. Hell I petted a Tyrannosaurus back in the day. That big arse thing was as happy as a golden retriever when I pet him. Tongue hanging out and smiling. Completely shocked me. Jurassic Park is full of shite.
This post was edited on 7/12/26 at 10:18 am
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:28 am to FAT SEXY
One. That thing would choke on me. We would both lose.
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:34 am to FAT SEXY
You mean to eat them? I think I'd be full with only a half.
That's a lot of meat especially with a roux and onions.
That's a lot of meat especially with a roux and onions.
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:43 am to FAT SEXY
The Utahraptor was the size of the Velociraptors in the books/movie, but only fragments had been discovered prior to the book being written. The real-life dinosaur that is depicted in the movies was discovered during filming of Jurassic Park.
Even if you could take a Velociraptor, no human could take a Utahraptor without a pretty large arsenal.
Smithsonian Article about Utahraptor (not to be confused with Utah Rapper)
Even if you could take a Velociraptor, no human could take a Utahraptor without a pretty large arsenal.
Smithsonian Article about Utahraptor (not to be confused with Utah Rapper)
Posted on 7/12/26 at 10:48 am to soccerfüt
I was once in Mexico in an open air street restaurant when a three- or four-foot iguana strolled in and freaked everyone out.
While they creep around very slowly most of the time (this one had obviously been there before and appeared to be looking for chips and other food under the tables, though it wasn't aggressive and later climbed and plopped himself down halfway up the stairs, effectively trapping the upstairs diners), I had heard that, like sloths, they can move very quickly when so inclined.
Anyway, the woman half of a couple hit the stairs to come down, saw what she probably thought was a gator of some kind, and literally screamed like straight out of a movie, like she had just discovered a dead body or something.
The whole place turns to check it out and the staff comes running (they were strangely absent during the escalation and/or didn't notice when it entered), but one waiter grabbed the padded pillows from a couple of chairs and started beating them together and yelling at the iguana while moving right towards it.
That cocksucker hauled arse out of the restaurant and across the street back into the foliage with the speed of a fricking cat, I could barely believe my eyes.
And that was a fricking iguana. I'm guessing a single raptor would be up on you with tooth and nail before a person could even react.
While they creep around very slowly most of the time (this one had obviously been there before and appeared to be looking for chips and other food under the tables, though it wasn't aggressive and later climbed and plopped himself down halfway up the stairs, effectively trapping the upstairs diners), I had heard that, like sloths, they can move very quickly when so inclined.
Anyway, the woman half of a couple hit the stairs to come down, saw what she probably thought was a gator of some kind, and literally screamed like straight out of a movie, like she had just discovered a dead body or something.
The whole place turns to check it out and the staff comes running (they were strangely absent during the escalation and/or didn't notice when it entered), but one waiter grabbed the padded pillows from a couple of chairs and started beating them together and yelling at the iguana while moving right towards it.
That cocksucker hauled arse out of the restaurant and across the street back into the foliage with the speed of a fricking cat, I could barely believe my eyes.
And that was a fricking iguana. I'm guessing a single raptor would be up on you with tooth and nail before a person could even react.
This post was edited on 7/12/26 at 11:09 am
Posted on 7/12/26 at 12:06 pm to FAT SEXY
I don't think the velociraptor is large enough
Posted on 7/12/26 at 12:11 pm to BregmansWheelbarrow
My point still remains 
Having said that, I am ashamed for not noticing (haven’t seen those movies in decades) and I will atone by watching with my small child.
My penance will be dealing with the nightmares
Having said that, I am ashamed for not noticing (haven’t seen those movies in decades) and I will atone by watching with my small child.
My penance will be dealing with the nightmares
Posted on 7/12/26 at 12:45 pm to FAT SEXY
quote:
How many Velociraptors do you think you could take
All of them in existence.
Posted on 7/12/26 at 12:53 pm to Relham10
quote:
0 is the correct answer
Exactly which is why the ops a tard.
Posted on 7/12/26 at 1:01 pm to FAT SEXY
Half you mofos wouldnt know how to handle a chihuahua. The answer is 0 for 90 percent of this board.
Posted on 7/12/26 at 1:08 pm to FAT SEXY
Why fight one when you can raise one from a babe, name it Mongo, and train it to fight alongside you?
Posted on 7/12/26 at 1:31 pm to FAT SEXY
They bring their weapons and we bring ours?
Posted on 7/12/26 at 1:38 pm to FAT SEXY
OP wouldn’t last 30 seconds with Utah raptor though, considering he’s fat and slow
Posted on 7/12/26 at 2:07 pm to FAT SEXY
About 350
Actually none
Actually none
Posted on 7/12/26 at 2:43 pm to caro81
No but I drop kicked a Pomeranian one time and it made me feel like a total badass
Posted on 7/12/26 at 4:55 pm to FAT SEXY
Let me guess, got also see red when it is time to fight someone. 
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