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Guy impaled with trekking pole hiked 6.5 hrs to avoid helicopter medical bill

Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:35 am
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:35 am

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TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…

> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys
> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides
> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine?says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him?
> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shite?
> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes
> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time
> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit

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An emergency helicopter medical bill typically averages between $25,000 and $60,000, driven by a base fee and per-mile charges. Total costs frequently stretch past $100,000 depending on the distance, medical needs, and provider network status.An emergency helicopter medical bill typically averages between $25,000 and $60,000, driven by a base fee and per-mile charges. Total costs frequently stretch past $100,000 depending on the distance, medical needs, and provider network status.

This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:42 am
Posted by rattlebucket
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:37 am to
Someone find him and have him post about it here
Posted by GeauxTigersGo
Member since Dec 2009
1905 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:37 am to
Never buy a new car and only buy a home with cash crew here will respect that level of Cheapass.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184155 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:38 am to
A few weeks ago, some fat chick overheated while walking a trail in a park and she had to be airlifted out. The rumor is that the helicopter would cost her over $70K




This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:41 am
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
43558 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:45 am to
that top corner pic is every fat chicks hinge photo
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:45 am to
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good on her for trying to get off her fat arse and touch grass.

But maybe trying walking around the block a couple times before hiking out into the forest



Didn’t a boomer poster start a thread last month about getting airlifted out of Yellowstone after slicing his wrist? Wonder if got a his Medicare statement in the mail yet?
Posted by olehickory1767
Member since Dec 2024
153 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:47 am to
Lol she looks like she needs to stay on the treadmill before going on a hike. Love the contrast between men and women. Man hikes back with pole impaled in him. Woman can’t last two miles and gets airlifted out.
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
1916 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:02 am to
Im taking the helicopter ride. Im too squeamish to be able to do that.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:03 am to
What a Chad.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31702 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:09 am to
It doesn't look as bad as I thought it would but damn, that guy's a baw.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:13 am to
Dave Ramsey salutes!
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:20 am to
I want to see his x-rays, just to see how it impaled without hitting anything....

The kebab jokes are hilarious, at least they had a sense of humor about it...

Looking at his monitor, he was a little tachycardic, but his sats and respirations are pretty normal. I'm sure his adrenaline was a little elivated.
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 8:29 am
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9296 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:21 am to
This might be a dumb question, but when / if that happens and you end up with a big helicopter bill, is that something that insurance helps with? Or do you just eat that debt like you just took a loan out on a new truck?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:24 am to
Must’ve been a pretty hard fall to have that blunt end impale him like that
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:27 am to
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I want to see his x-rays, just to see how it impaled with hitting anything.


Looks like it rode the outside of the ribs. Wonder if they’ll pull it out or cut the skin? Either way he’s got a cool scar
Posted by Champagne
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:30 am to
He obviously skips Back Day.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:49 am to
It would have been my luck to do that and then find out insurance would have paid the vast majority of it.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20251 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:52 am to
OHHH, that's gonna leave a mark............
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:59 am to
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32yo ER nurse


If anyone's qualified to make the call it's this guy lol but still.

This has got to be the biggest version of "if you know the rules you know which rules to break" I've ever seen.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14678 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 9:18 am to
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