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Guy impaled with trekking pole hiked 6.5 hrs to avoid helicopter medical bill
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:35 am
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:35 am
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TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…
> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys
> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides
> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine?says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him?
> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shite?
> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes
> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time
> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit
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An emergency helicopter medical bill typically averages between $25,000 and $60,000, driven by a base fee and per-mile charges. Total costs frequently stretch past $100,000 depending on the distance, medical needs, and provider network status.An emergency helicopter medical bill typically averages between $25,000 and $60,000, driven by a base fee and per-mile charges. Total costs frequently stretch past $100,000 depending on the distance, medical needs, and provider network status.
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:42 am
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:37 am to hawgfaninc
Someone find him and have him post about it here
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:37 am to hawgfaninc
Never buy a new car and only buy a home with cash crew here will respect that level of Cheapass.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:38 am to hawgfaninc
A few weeks ago, some fat chick overheated while walking a trail in a park and she had to be airlifted out. The rumor is that the helicopter would cost her over $70K
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 7:41 am
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:45 am to stout
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:45 am to stout
quote:good on her for trying to get off her fat arse and touch grass.
But maybe trying walking around the block a couple times before hiking out into the forest
Didn’t a boomer poster start a thread last month about getting airlifted out of Yellowstone after slicing his wrist? Wonder if got a his Medicare statement in the mail yet?
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:47 am to stout
Lol she looks like she needs to stay on the treadmill before going on a hike. Love the contrast between men and women. Man hikes back with pole impaled in him. Woman can’t last two miles and gets airlifted out.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:02 am to hawgfaninc
Im taking the helicopter ride. Im too squeamish to be able to do that.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:09 am to hawgfaninc
It doesn't look as bad as I thought it would but damn, that guy's a baw.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:20 am to hawgfaninc
I want to see his x-rays, just to see how it impaled without hitting anything....
The kebab jokes are hilarious, at least they had a sense of humor about it...
Looking at his monitor, he was a little tachycardic, but his sats and respirations are pretty normal. I'm sure his adrenaline was a little elivated.
The kebab jokes are hilarious, at least they had a sense of humor about it...
Looking at his monitor, he was a little tachycardic, but his sats and respirations are pretty normal. I'm sure his adrenaline was a little elivated.
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 8:29 am
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:21 am to hawgfaninc
This might be a dumb question, but when / if that happens and you end up with a big helicopter bill, is that something that insurance helps with? Or do you just eat that debt like you just took a loan out on a new truck?
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:24 am to hawgfaninc
Must’ve been a pretty hard fall to have that blunt end impale him like that
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:27 am to Hangover Haven
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I want to see his x-rays, just to see how it impaled with hitting anything.
Looks like it rode the outside of the ribs. Wonder if they’ll pull it out or cut the skin? Either way he’s got a cool scar
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:30 am to hawgfaninc
He obviously skips Back Day.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:49 am to hawgfaninc
It would have been my luck to do that and then find out insurance would have paid the vast majority of it.
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:52 am to hawgfaninc
OHHH, that's gonna leave a mark............
Posted on 7/28/26 at 8:59 am to hawgfaninc
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32yo ER nurse
If anyone's qualified to make the call it's this guy lol but still.
This has got to be the biggest version of "if you know the rules you know which rules to break" I've ever seen.
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