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re: Groom sparks outrage over his vows after telling his bride he promises to 'smack that a**

Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14930 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

upgrayedd


Id take the free trial then cancel if she had an account.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
33184 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:48 pm to
Juicy!!!!!
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1738 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:49 pm to
He does have the requisite Louisville line-beard.

Definitely a Kentucky resident. Checks out.
This post was edited on 12/18/23 at 4:51 pm
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4724 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:49 pm to
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Id like to think the OP was just sharing some big booty pics brah





Not really a fan of the big bootys myself.. thank goodness we all like different things…. But the Daily Mail- an international publication- obviously thought it was a story and ran with it. .. :shrug:
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9552 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:03 pm to
No one is "outraged".
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
2318 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:06 pm to
Damn, she's an easy 250lber on the hoof. Wood knot
This post was edited on 12/18/23 at 5:06 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56970 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:08 pm to
Fat chick and bald dude

Match made in heaven
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1042 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:09 pm to
He wore sneakers to his own wedding.

Nice touch.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66951 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

sparks outrage

Means nothing these days.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25903 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:12 pm to
Did they serve oatmeal at the reception?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17198 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:23 pm to
Saw the title, clicked to post “Guy needs to take his marital vows and marriage seriously”.



Saw the photos, changed post to “I hear ya playa”.

Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
39878 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 5:41 pm to
He’s going to wear himself out on that arse.

Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5306 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:10 pm to
I'll be honest, im not a huge fan of fat asses because they are usually oddly shaped, but her arse has decent curves.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12819 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:11 pm to
As long as she promises to bob on the knob.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80484 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:15 pm to
The man didn’t want to make any promises he couldn’t keep. Respect
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28606 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:27 pm to
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I'll be honest, im not a huge fan of fat asses because they are usually oddly shaped, but her arse has decent curves.


It is her wedding day, 10 to 1 her arse is being shaped and tamed by one if not multiple industrial-strength Spanx products. When he cut her out of them that night she expanded like a bed in a box.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5306 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

It is her wedding day, 10 to 1 her arse is being shaped and tamed by one if not multiple industrial-strength Spanx products. When he cut her out of them that night she expanded like a bed in a box.


Good point.
This post was edited on 12/18/23 at 6:29 pm
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
7430 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:35 pm to
I'm outraged that I didn't think to say this during my wedding. Every lady I dated knew that smacking her arse was part of the package....I am sure this gal knew the same.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
2925 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:42 pm to
Signs that your marriage won't last long:

1. After careful consideration, you decide that it would be a good idea to include the word BOOYAH in your marriage vows.

2. (see #1)
Posted by TheTeaux
Rouses on Airline Drive
Member since Mar 2023
1210 posts
Posted on 12/18/23 at 6:48 pm to
It’s not like it’s going to smack itself.
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