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re: Could you kill an adult Timber Wolf if given a chokehold “head start”?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:12 pm to blueboxer1119
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:12 pm to blueboxer1119
quote:Thay would be the largest timber wolf ever by a lot
A 160 lb Timberwolf ain’t a coyote.
They average 70-80 lbs for a large male
A timber wolf is actually a grey wolf mixed with coyote…..hence why they are small . They are far more coyote like than what the typical person thinks of as a wolf (grey wolf)
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 10:14 pm
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:21 pm to Jake88
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Offer him an arm? So he can puncture and tear an artery?
No goofy, you pull the arm away and grab his throat. This is a standard procedure for handling a canine. It’s easily done up to a point. The difficult thing with a big dog or wolf is to be able to hang onto his throat while lifting with enough force to keep his front legs off the ground and most of his weight off of his back legs.
The animal will use his front legs to keep you at a distance, so you won’t be able to hold him up for long. That means you have to quickly get him up against a wall or tree so you can use that friction to help.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:24 pm to Penrod
quote:You have to be kidding.
No goofy, you pull the arm away and grab his throat. This is a standard procedure for handling a canine. It’s easily done up to a point. The difficult thing with a big dog or wolf is to be able to hang onto his throat while lifting with enough force to keep his front legs off the ground and most of his weight off of his back legs.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:31 pm to Jake88
SPLC funded?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:32 pm to Jake88
quote:
You have to be kidding.
I’m not, but maybe the guy who wrote the manual I read in the 80’s was.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:36 pm to lsupride87
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A “big timberwolf” usually refers to an adult gray wolf (often called a timber wolf in North America). Their size can vary by region, but the largest individuals are impressive: * Weight: typically 80–120 lbs (36–54 kg), but big males can reach 130–150+ lbs (59–68+ kg) * Length: about 5–6.5 feet (1.5–2 m) from nose to tail * Height: around 26–32 inches (66–81 cm) at the shoulder
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:38 pm to HogBalls
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:08 pm to blueboxer1119
I think he is focusing on the Eastern wolf which is sometimes just called a timber wolf, but there are multiple sub species of wolves that are also called timber wolves.
quote:
Timber wolf, timberwolf, timber wolves, or timberwolves might refer to any of several subspecies of Canis lupus, which inhabits forested areas, especially:
Eastern wolf, also known as the timber wolf, Algonquin wolf, or eastern timber wolf,
Northern Rocky Mountain wolf, a timber wolf that inhabits the northern Rocky Mountains
Northwestern wolf, also known as the Mackenzie Valley wolf, Alaskan timber wolf, Canadian timber wolf, or northern timber wolf
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:26 pm to Kafka
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Already done it several times
LMFAO!!!
Meet Kafka…
Posted on 4/24/26 at 12:04 am to HogBalls
Uh No
Posted on 4/24/26 at 12:25 am to HogBalls
Wolf would tap out rather than face me.
Coward!
Coward!
Posted on 4/24/26 at 12:55 am to HogBalls
Hadaka jime would give a huge advantage. The wolf would likely be unconscious after 20 - 30 seconds of struggle.
Posted on 4/24/26 at 1:32 am to Kafka
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Already done it several times.
Ah, but could you choke out Huey Lewis if you had a head-start?
Because that would be News to me.
Power Pop for life!
Posted on 4/24/26 at 1:37 am to Gifman
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What about a gorilla on my team?
I would go with something smaller
Posted on 4/24/26 at 2:30 am to upgrade
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It’s a lot like holding a wolf by the ears.
You don’t like it, but you don’t dare let go.
thanx for the early morning chuckle =
Posted on 4/24/26 at 6:06 am to HogBalls
If I was standing next to a cliff, with a long drop off, then yes.
Posted on 4/24/26 at 6:27 am to Tangineck
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all you have to do is start spinning in a circl
Did you just invent the wolf-copter move?
Posted on 4/24/26 at 7:03 am to upgrade
quote:
Why are you naked with the wolf?
Mobility and coolness.
Posted on 4/24/26 at 7:19 am to blueboxer1119
quote:No. Don’t use AI slop
A “big timberwolf” usually refers to an adult gray wolf (often called a timber wolf in North America). Their size can vary by region, but the largest individuals are impressive: * Weight: typically 80–120 lbs (36–54 kg), but big males can reach 130–150+ lbs (59–68+ kg) * Length: about 5–6.5 feet (1.5–2 m) from nose to tail * Height: around 26–32 inches (66–81 cm) at the shoulder
A gray wolf is 100% not a timber wolf, ever
A timber wolf is an eastern wolf my man 
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