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re: Could you kill an adult Timber Wolf if given a chokehold “head start”?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:02 pm to HogBalls
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:02 pm to HogBalls
If you already had it in a choke hold, you will win.
Not saying it is t gonna be a fight but you already have the choke in place. You just gotta hold on
Not saying it is t gonna be a fight but you already have the choke in place. You just gotta hold on
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:05 pm to GEAUXT
quote:I don’t want to get in a bar fight with those crazy frickers
Wait...there is a % of people greater than 0 that believe an unarmed human could defeat a gorilla, lion, elephant, or grizzly bear?
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 9:05 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:05 pm to HogBalls
Yea as soon as that wolf starts snarling and thrashing about it’s over for the average ot-er.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:05 pm to Fat and Happy
If it’s 70 lbs and I can lock my legs around its mid section and have it in a full chokehold before it starts fighting back I think id win more than not. Im 3x that weight.
But man if it got out and was pissed, screw that.
But man if it got out and was pissed, screw that.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:09 pm to HogBalls
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What are your thoughts?
I say take him out to northwestern Wyoming and let him prove you wrong.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:10 pm to HogBalls
Yes. No doubt about it. When I was a young man I could have killed him without a handicap. He’s got one weapon and he’s stupid. Offer him an arm, then grab the neck when he goes for it, which he will because…he’s stupid.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:11 pm to CatfishJohn
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But man if it got out and was pissed, screw that.
A wolfs survival instincts are going to kick in and he’s gonna frick off pretty quickly in this bizarre scenario.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:20 pm to AirbusDawg
quote:Not many timber wolves in Wyoming….Like zero
I say take him out to northwestern Wyoming and let him prove you wrong.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:22 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Big cats scare me way more than big dogs. More athletic, faster, agile, etc
Also much much larger. A leopard is one of the smaller big cats and they push 150-200 lbs. and are strong as shite.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:23 pm to HogBalls
Not an adult but I could strangle a Timber Wolf puppy to death.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:27 pm to HogBalls
Well easily, because I would start with my legs choking him. Basically a 69 choke hold so I could stick a finger in his arse as soon as we started.
Put yourself in his paws. Some 200 lb dude is thigh choking you whilst he sticks a finger in your arse.
Game. Set. Match.
Put yourself in his paws. Some 200 lb dude is thigh choking you whilst he sticks a finger in your arse.
Game. Set. Match.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:43 pm to Penrod
quote:Good lord, are you serious? Offer him an arm? So he can puncture and tear an artery?
Yes. No doubt about it. When I was a young man I could have killed him without a handicap. He’s got one weapon and he’s stupid. Offer him an arm, then grab the neck when he goes for it, which he will because…he’s stupid
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:47 pm to HogBalls
I feel like if you are going to talk about trying to kill a wolf with no weapon you should have to take on the whole pack because that's what they are.. pack animals. So if you want to fight one, you have to be ready to fight the whole pack and no one could take on a pack of wolves with just their bare hands.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:48 pm to HogBalls
I dont think hes winning.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:50 pm to SidewalkDawg
Back to the chart. How does anyone possibly believe they could defeat a gorilla bare handed? And a lion, an elephant (!), and of course, wait for it, a grizzly bear?
I guess they figure they are strong enough to wrestle a gorilla, choke out a lion, kick the legs out of the elephant until he falls, and trade blows and bites with a grizzly, nothing to it.
There are some seriously oblivious people in this world.
I guess they figure they are strong enough to wrestle a gorilla, choke out a lion, kick the legs out of the elephant until he falls, and trade blows and bites with a grizzly, nothing to it.
There are some seriously oblivious people in this world.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:54 pm to HogBalls
The wolf wins 99% of the time, quickly and easily.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:01 pm to HogBalls
Zero chance he could hold on. The wolf would have his head out and gnawing on that man in about 3 seconds
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:03 pm to HogBalls
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A co worker and I got on the subject of fighting animals straight up with no weapons and he deeply believes he could kill an adult male Timber Wolf with no weapons if allowed a head start of having the Wolf in a rear naked choke before the fight started. lol What are your thoughts?
It’s extremely difficult for an untrained person to secure a human being in a rear naked choke without some sort of control of the lower body with the legs.
Unless this guy is a trained fighter (even then it’s still unlikely) there’s a near 0% chance he controls a timber wolf without getting his legs in, and I can’t imagine getting hooks or a body triangle on a wolf would be easy
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:05 pm to HogBalls
A 160 lb Timberwolf ain’t a coyote.
He will frick people up.
He will frick people up.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 10:11 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Counterpoint, how’d they domesticate the first wolves?
With food and safety. The opposite of what you think. It’s not like breaking a horse
Your false sense of confidence makes it obvious that you’ve never actually spent time practicing chokes etc
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