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re: Could you kill an adult Timber Wolf if given a chokehold “head start”?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:34 pm to Jake88
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:34 pm to Jake88
Counterpoint, how’d they domesticate the first wolves?
ETA: you can google several instances of people killing wolves bare-handed, and they didn’t start in choke position
ETA: you can google several instances of people killing wolves bare-handed, and they didn’t start in choke position
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 8:37 pm
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:36 pm to HogBalls
If a wolf thought you were a threat, you'd never see him. He'd unass the area until you were gone. If he thought you were prey, you'd never see him until he sprang on you from behind, and there would be more than one.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:38 pm to Jim Rockford
Big cats scare me way more than big dogs. More athletic, faster, agile, etc
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:46 pm to HogBalls
Most people dont have any idea how strong a dog and even less of an idea how strong a wolf is. I say thats a loss 9/10 times.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:46 pm to HogBalls
My mom used to have a Timberwolf for a pet so I’m well aware of their capabilities.
Could I kill one with a choke head start?? Absolutely..
Could I kill one with a choke head start?? Absolutely..
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:47 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:Not by putting them in choke holds.
Counterpoint, how’d they domesticate the first wolves?
quote:Those wolves were diagnosed with either dementia or AIDS post-mortem.
you can google several instances of people killing wolves bare-handed, and they didn’t start in choke position
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:48 pm to HogBalls
quote:
A co worker and I got on the subject of fighting animals straight up with no weapons and he deeply believes he could kill an adult male Timber Wolf
quote:
What are your thoughts?
You work with that other retard arky poster that said he could beat up a chimpanzee
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:49 pm to HogBalls
Your friend is an idiot.
Just grab the side of a rack of a deer you thought was dead. A soon to be dead bleeding out deer will move in a way you just can’t comprehend
And wolves kill them.
Just grab the side of a rack of a deer you thought was dead. A soon to be dead bleeding out deer will move in a way you just can’t comprehend
And wolves kill them.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:50 pm to HogBalls
Think your co worker is full of shite
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:50 pm to Loup
quote:
I say thats a loss 9/10 times
quote:You're biased.
by Loup
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:51 pm to HogBalls
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:54 pm to HogBalls
This is the stuff that little kids discuss.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:55 pm to HogBalls
Ask him who he’d rather fight: an adult male baboon, or an adult male chimpanzee?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:56 pm to HogBalls
That dude couldn’t choke out my German shepherd.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:57 pm to Mr Clean
Clean when is your article on the lacrosse team coming out?
End hijack
End hijack
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:57 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
how’d they domesticate the first wolves?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:57 pm to HogBalls
I have a 120 lb dog that doesn’t have a mean bone in his body but when he wants to get rough and we wrestle it’s seriously impressive how hard he is to wrangle.
If he wanted to frick me up he would. Not sure he could kill me without some luck, but I’d be seriously wounded. I watch him bite through cow femurs like chicken bones.
Now make him a wild, lethal carnivore bred to kill and it would be highly unlikely I could win. I think snapping a leg would be your best chance.
If he wanted to frick me up he would. Not sure he could kill me without some luck, but I’d be seriously wounded. I watch him bite through cow femurs like chicken bones.
Now make him a wild, lethal carnivore bred to kill and it would be highly unlikely I could win. I think snapping a leg would be your best chance.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:58 pm to tigerfoot
quote:A mature buck would maul the absolute frick out of a lone timber wolf my friend. Like frick their shite up
And wolves kill them.
Would be roughly a 110 lb advantage for the buck.
A eastern wolf is far more like a coyote than it is an actual gray wolf. I saw some in MN and I actually thought they were coyotes
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:02 pm to SidewalkDawg
Wait...there is a % of people greater than 0 that believe an unarmed human could defeat a gorilla, lion, elephant, or grizzly bear? 
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:02 pm to lsupride87
I didn’t appreciate how much smaller the wolves in question were. That makes a big difference.
It would still frick you up if it got out and you’d have to get somewhat lucky. Still think I’d try to snap a leg early.
It would still frick you up if it got out and you’d have to get somewhat lucky. Still think I’d try to snap a leg early.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 9:08 pm
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