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Can you fix her? - Florida woman bit part of husband’s ear off as he drove on I-95
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:07 pm
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DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. — Florida Highway Patrol troopers arrested a Boca Raton woman over the weekend after they said she bit off part of her husband’s ear while he was driving with his two children in the car on Interstate 95 in Broward County.
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Amy Arlene Baker, 43, was arrested following the incident, which authorities say happened around 8:15 p.m. Saturday on northbound I-95 near Hillsboro Boulevard in Deerfield Beach.
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The man told troopers he and his wife were coming home from a boat party in the Fort Lauderdale Port Marina area when, while heading northbound on I-95 approaching Hillsboro Boulevard, he and Baker began arguing about “past problems within their relationship,” according to the report.
The report states Baker called her husband derogatory names, including a “f--got.”
The husband then told Baker, “Who is the one with the felony?” before claiming Baker slapped him while he was driving, according to the report.
About two minutes after the first strike, Baker grabbed his face with both hands and “intentionally bit into the right side of his ear, tearing off a portion of his ear,” the report states.
The husband told troopers he never touched Baker during the altercation.
His children, 1 and 7, were also in the vehicle at the time, according to the report.

Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:08 pm to Shexter
There just a titch too close together in that mug
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:11 pm to Shexter
Arlene?
She never had a chance
She never had a chance
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:12 pm to Shexter
She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:15 pm to Shexter
Not fixable. You have to feel bad for the kids.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:15 pm to Shexter
Thats an unfixable amount of crazy
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:18 pm to Shexter
Just a crazy bitch and not remotely attractive enough.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:20 pm to Shexter
She looks, and frankly is, fun. How big of a piece?
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:20 pm to stelly1025
Yeah, she's a crazy bitch, but she ______ so well we get right to it.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:21 pm to Shexter
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The husband then told Baker, “Who is the one with the felony?”
Any details about this?
My efforts could hinge on additional info...
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:26 pm to TheOcean
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Thats an unfixable amount of crazy
Why would anyone want to put the effort in to fix a crazy Florida woman?
Just move on
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:30 pm to Shexter
She doesn’t look like Mike Tyson.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:30 pm to LanierSpots
she aint good looking enough to bite my ear and not get the living shite beat out of her. You know how bad that hurts? I don't think there is anyone in existence who I wouldn't react to violently if they did that. Less I was restrained.
not condoning beating her, it would just be a reaction. Out of pain.
not condoning beating her, it would just be a reaction. Out of pain.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:34 pm to UpToPar
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She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
That's true, but unfortunately the golf ball might be missing a chunk.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:36 pm to Shexter
Well I’m not a buff Chad with a gut, so no, I cannot fix her.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:49 pm to slidingstop
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don't think there is anyone in existence who I wouldn't react to violently if they did that.
Biological need
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