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Can you fix her? - Florida woman bit part of husband’s ear off as he drove on I-95

Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:07 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21768 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:07 pm
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DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. — Florida Highway Patrol troopers arrested a Boca Raton woman over the weekend after they said she bit off part of her husband’s ear while he was driving with his two children in the car on Interstate 95 in Broward County.




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Amy Arlene Baker, 43, was arrested following the incident, which authorities say happened around 8:15 p.m. Saturday on northbound I-95 near Hillsboro Boulevard in Deerfield Beach.


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The man told troopers he and his wife were coming home from a boat party in the Fort Lauderdale Port Marina area when, while heading northbound on I-95 approaching Hillsboro Boulevard, he and Baker began arguing about “past problems within their relationship,” according to the report.

The report states Baker called her husband derogatory names, including a “f--got.”

The husband then told Baker, “Who is the one with the felony?” before claiming Baker slapped him while he was driving, according to the report.

About two minutes after the first strike, Baker grabbed his face with both hands and “intentionally bit into the right side of his ear, tearing off a portion of his ear,” the report states.

The husband told troopers he never touched Baker during the altercation.

His children, 1 and 7, were also in the vehicle at the time, according to the report.




Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2176 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:08 pm to
There just a titch too close together in that mug
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71188 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:11 pm to
I’d Van Gogh for it
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36536 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:11 pm to
Arlene?

She never had a chance
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10384 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
23087 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:12 pm to
She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
14306 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:15 pm to
Not fixable. You have to feel bad for the kids.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46693 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:15 pm to
Thats an unfixable amount of crazy
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22404 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:18 pm to
Tender foreplay?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64670 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:18 pm to
Just a crazy bitch and not remotely attractive enough.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:20 pm to
She looks, and frankly is, fun. How big of a piece?
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38460 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:20 pm to
Yeah, she's a crazy bitch, but she ______ so well we get right to it.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:21 pm to
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The husband then told Baker, “Who is the one with the felony?”


Any details about this?

My efforts could hinge on additional info...
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71811 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:26 pm to
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Thats an unfixable amount of crazy



Why would anyone want to put the effort in to fix a crazy Florida woman?

Just move on


Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
809 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:30 pm to
She doesn’t look like Mike Tyson.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2598 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:30 pm to
she aint good looking enough to bite my ear and not get the living shite beat out of her. You know how bad that hurts? I don't think there is anyone in existence who I wouldn't react to violently if they did that. Less I was restrained.

not condoning beating her, it would just be a reaction. Out of pain.
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1827 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:34 pm to
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She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

That's true, but unfortunately the golf ball might be missing a chunk.
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
2968 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:36 pm to
Well I’m not a buff Chad with a gut, so no, I cannot fix her.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56588 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:37 pm to
I'd PIIHB
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4377 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:49 pm to
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don't think there is anyone in existence who I wouldn't react to violently if they did that.


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