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re: Can you fix her? - Florida woman bit part of husband’s ear off as he drove on I-95

Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by Bamadiver
Member since Jun 2014
4253 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:21 pm to
Wow. One look at that mug and all I could think about was Quint's quote from Jaws if it were a woman

she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin'
Posted by Everclear2000
Member since Dec 2025
188 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:26 pm to
This chick has terminal RBF.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
33074 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:30 pm to
Idk if I could fix her, but I would definitely try.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6347 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 6:10 am to
quote:

When will we ever learn, "Never stick your dick in crazy?"


It's fine to stick it in just make sure you finish on her face
This post was edited on 8/20/26 at 12:11 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
48118 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 6:43 am to
quote:

The husband told troopers he never touched Baker during the altercation

When she was through he said "I heard that".

Troopers rushed him to the hospital. the wound was not that bad and it had stopped bleeding, but they wanted to check and see if she had given his ear the herp.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
6625 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 7:25 am to
With that body….count me in!!!
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42220 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:06 am to
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I’d Van Gogh for it


This should have 1000 upvotes.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35229 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:50 am to
Good thing she wasn't blowing him at the time,,,
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65518 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:36 pm to
Is it just me or does the baby look like an inconvenience to her?
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8847 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:39 pm to
Not seeing a reason to try to fix her.

I hope he drove to a police station, had her arrested for assault, got a court order to keep her away from him and his kids, and started divorce proceedings.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20784 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:46 pm to
Makeup is a hell of a drug
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