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re: Can you fix her? - Florida woman bit part of husband’s ear off as he drove on I-95
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:21 pm to Shexter
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:21 pm to Shexter
Wow. One look at that mug and all I could think about was Quint's quote from Jaws if it were a woman
she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin'
she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin'
Posted on 8/19/26 at 9:26 pm to Shexter
This chick has terminal RBF.
Posted on 8/19/26 at 11:30 pm to Shexter
Idk if I could fix her, but I would definitely try.
Posted on 8/20/26 at 6:10 am to L1C4
quote:
When will we ever learn, "Never stick your dick in crazy?"
It's fine to stick it in just make sure you finish on her face
This post was edited on 8/20/26 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 8/20/26 at 6:43 am to Shexter
quote:
The husband told troopers he never touched Baker during the altercation
When she was through he said "I heard that".
Troopers rushed him to the hospital. the wound was not that bad and it had stopped bleeding, but they wanted to check and see if she had given his ear the herp.
Posted on 8/20/26 at 7:25 am to Shexter
With that body….count me in!!!
Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:06 am to kingbob
quote:
I’d Van Gogh for it
This should have 1000 upvotes.
Posted on 8/21/26 at 8:50 am to Shexter
Good thing she wasn't blowing him at the time,,,
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:36 pm to Hangover Haven
Is it just me or does the baby look like an inconvenience to her?
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:39 pm to Broke
Not seeing a reason to try to fix her.
I hope he drove to a police station, had her arrested for assault, got a court order to keep her away from him and his kids, and started divorce proceedings.
I hope he drove to a police station, had her arrested for assault, got a court order to keep her away from him and his kids, and started divorce proceedings.
Posted on 8/21/26 at 12:46 pm to Shexter
Makeup is a hell of a drug

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