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re: Can you fix her? - Florida woman bit part of husband’s ear off as he drove on I-95

Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
16140 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:50 pm to
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Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6314 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:51 pm to
A good face without makeup is so underrated.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:51 pm to
When will we ever learn, "Never stick your dick in crazy?"
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26602 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:55 pm to
Aww hell no. If she will bite an ear, she will go a bit lower and bite something else next time.
I won’t give her that opportunity.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31164 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:03 pm to
Ole boy isn't just skipping ab day; he doesn't even know what that is.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73770 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:11 pm to
She looks and acts like she has a little Tawny Kitaen in her.
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8822 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:15 pm to
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The husband then told Baker, “Who is the one with the felony?”

Make that two felonies!
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21074 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:16 pm to


Dude looks like he would put her through the headboard.
Posted by America250
Member since Jun 2026
172 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:19 pm to
Id have pushed her out the door at 60 mph.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76084 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:23 pm to
Looks like she probably gave the ear nub herpes to boot.
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
526 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:28 pm to
Would smash from behind but not a chance I'm letting her gimme head
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18950 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:31 pm to
You want his stomach to push out even farther?

He’s missing cardio day, not core day.
Posted by Cage Fighter Trainee
Member since Aug 2024
339 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 5:39 pm to
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intentionally bit into the right side of his ear, tearing off a portion of his ear


If I had a nickel every time this happened…
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1234 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:15 pm to
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The husband then told Baker, “Who is the one with the felony?”


Whoa, great line, that hit hard!
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21173 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:24 pm to
I’ve heard of a woman talking your ear off, but this is a bit extreme.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22450 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:28 pm to
i'll give it a good college try
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
19240 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:31 pm to
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I'd PIIHB




She might have just got even for him doing that.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36661 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 6:53 pm to
I imagine Come on Eileen playing while she bites him and he screams Dammit, Arlene, at the perfect time.
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
8188 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 8:28 pm to
I don’t know anymore. I just saw the Brittany spears thread.
Posted by LSUDUCKMAN67
DTB
Member since Sep 2020
1701 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 8:33 pm to
What’s one more crazy to the list!

WOULD!
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