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re: Best way to launder money?

Posted on 8/1/26 at 11:48 am to
Posted by evil cockroach
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 11:48 am to
Wine shop and bar
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 11:54 am to
Hunter Biden sold a lot of money worth of “art”
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 11:55 am to
Tigerdroppings

Or watch ozark
This post was edited on 8/1/26 at 11:56 am
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 11:56 am to
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Hunter Biden sold a lot of money worth of “art”
I can see that. I think the ultra wealthy hide cash in alternative investments like art all the time.

I’m ultra suspicious of whoever paid that much for a banana nailed to a canvas.
Posted by Shaun176
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 11:59 am to
Tanning salons, concrete crushing
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:00 pm to
Depends on how much $$$ you talking about. Flip houses is what I would do. Buy first house with loan but fund refurb with illicit cash in small chunks that don't draw attention (<$10k) and then roll profits plus more illicit cash into next. You can also buy property and have fake renters paying fake rent that you deposit from illicit cash. Saw that one on Animal Kingdom.
Posted by CartmansMom
Member since Jun 2026
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:05 pm to
Red White and Blue thrift stores in NOLA are cash only... definitely some shady shite going down there
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:05 pm to
Simply open up a “business” and run your “cash flow” through said business
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
4176 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Depends on how much $$$ you talking about. Flip houses is what I would do. Buy first house with loan but fund refurb with illicit cash in small chunks that don't draw attention (<$10k) and then roll profits plus more illicit cash into next. You can also buy property and have fake renters paying fake rent that you deposit from illicit cash. Saw that one on Animal Kingdom.
Oh, wow, that one’s creative!

Just had a thought: I bet a lot of those food trucks are laundering fronts. Think about it…always on the move so can’t keep track of customers. And perishable inventory.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:22 pm to
Speed Queen
Posted by bikerack
NH
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:31 pm to
Driving ranges
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
4176 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:33 pm to
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Driving ranges
That would explain this grumpy old driving range owner near me. It’s like he doesn’t even want to sell me a bucket of balls.
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:36 pm to
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Restaurant, next to a laundry mat, next to a convenience/vape store, and then a tire shop.


And next to a mattress store
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:46 pm to
cryptocurrency
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:50 pm to
Watch Ozarks
Posted by Samso
nyc
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:51 pm to
Aren’t “cash only” businesses pretty much extinct now? With everyone paying with credit idk how you do this anymore
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:51 pm to
Any business where the consumables are only ancillary to the output. For example, a Tattoo Parlor.
This post was edited on 8/1/26 at 12:54 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7622 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:52 pm to
Become a travel ball director.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:55 pm to
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Become a travel ball director.
Smart, but ever see those tornado chasing van tours? Those customers can pay up to 50k a seat.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
18161 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:57 pm to
Just guessing, art, property, and these days crypto.
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