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re: Best way to launder money?

Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:57 pm to
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Watch Ozarks
Yeah it’s good but the casino idea was far fetched. Wish they’d do another season.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:02 pm to
The biggest issue of many people don’t realize is you have to keep up expenses to match. A good simple audit will tell you if someone’s doing quite a bit of laundry, but simply matching up the gross profit margins cost of goods to the net profits. You should always look to using casinos along with the cash businesses. You just have to have a lot of them.
Posted by GoShoughYourself
Member since May 2026
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:03 pm to
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Best way to launder money?


Italian restaurant
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:03 pm to
Car wash… you gotta leave the water running most of time to create a high water usage bill

Mattress Store… gotta find away to destroy most of the mattresses
Posted by Hayekian serf
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Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:12 pm to
prior to 2026 and likely still the case

USAID
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:19 pm to
High end art

Strip club
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:25 pm to
Or if you have a connection or know someone who is; political donations which are paid back with no bid professional services contracts.

Has the added touch of embezzlement too.
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:30 pm to
Rental property is easy if you want to turn a lot of money good but have time. Buy a cheap property and dump cash to fix up.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:38 pm to
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Best way to launder money?



Been using one of these puppies in the back yard since I was a kid





Just don't put them through the wringer and hang them on a line with a wooden clothespin to dry. US currency is pretty durable but gets dirty so easily. If you run it through a newfangled electric washer probably tear it to bits.
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Member since Nov 2011
1785 posts
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:55 pm to
Open up a gym. Nobody really pays attention to how many people are in there, plus people buy gym memberships and rarely use them, so having a large number of members on paper isn't uncommon. 100 fake memberships at $100 a month will get you $10,000 of clean money.
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