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re: Best way to launder money?
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:57 pm to BigDropper
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:57 pm to BigDropper
quote:Yeah it’s good but the casino idea was far fetched. Wish they’d do another season.
Watch Ozarks
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:02 pm to VooDude
The biggest issue of many people don’t realize is you have to keep up expenses to match. A good simple audit will tell you if someone’s doing quite a bit of laundry, but simply matching up the gross profit margins cost of goods to the net profits. You should always look to using casinos along with the cash businesses. You just have to have a lot of them.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:03 pm to VooDude
quote:
Best way to launder money?
Italian restaurant
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:03 pm to VooDude
Car wash… you gotta leave the water running most of time to create a high water usage bill
Mattress Store… gotta find away to destroy most of the mattresses
Mattress Store… gotta find away to destroy most of the mattresses
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:12 pm to VooDude
prior to 2026 and likely still the case
USAID
USAID
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:19 pm to VooDude
High end art
Strip club
Strip club
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:25 pm to KamaCausey_LSU
Or if you have a connection or know someone who is; political donations which are paid back with no bid professional services contracts.
Has the added touch of embezzlement too.
Has the added touch of embezzlement too.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:30 pm to dalefla
Rental property is easy if you want to turn a lot of money good but have time. Buy a cheap property and dump cash to fix up.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:38 pm to VooDude
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Best way to launder money?
Been using one of these puppies in the back yard since I was a kid
Just don't put them through the wringer and hang them on a line with a wooden clothespin to dry. US currency is pretty durable but gets dirty so easily. If you run it through a newfangled electric washer probably tear it to bits.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 1:55 pm to VooDude
Open up a gym. Nobody really pays attention to how many people are in there, plus people buy gym memberships and rarely use them, so having a large number of members on paper isn't uncommon. 100 fake memberships at $100 a month will get you $10,000 of clean money.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 2:44 pm to VooDude
Look up money laundering in a dictionary
Posted on 8/1/26 at 2:45 pm to VooDude
Mexican Restaurants.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 3:04 pm to VooDude
Dive bars and strip clubs. Tell the IRS you don’t take credit cards because of the large amounts of fraud/charge disputes. Buy liquor but then sell it on the streets.
Old school car wash.
Vending machines.
Being a lawyer, CPA, doctor, dentist. Charge out the arse for fake clients.
All of this is just a legal exercise and I don’t condone or advise anyone to defraud the tax man.
Old school car wash.
Vending machines.
Being a lawyer, CPA, doctor, dentist. Charge out the arse for fake clients.
All of this is just a legal exercise and I don’t condone or advise anyone to defraud the tax man.
This post was edited on 8/1/26 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 8/1/26 at 3:27 pm to Samso
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Aren’t “cash only” businesses pretty much extinct now? With everyone paying with credit idk how you do this anymore
Frostop is still all cash.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 4:17 pm to VooDude
quote:
Best way to launder money?
Buy Fleur De Lis Pizza. Heard its for sale again. All cash.
Posted on 8/2/26 at 4:59 pm to VooDude
Multiple subscriptions to Vibe.
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