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re: Movie quotes you use often in real life
Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:13 pm to GetCocky11
Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:13 pm to GetCocky11
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:27 pm to TomBuchanan
I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's arse
Did you ever have a touch to lose?
Did you ever have a touch to lose?
Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:41 pm to GetCocky11
Allow myself to introduce... myself.
... and she stepped on the ball!
... and she stepped on the ball!
This post was edited on 1/23/21 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:49 pm to GetCocky11
‘Uncultured swine’ from Toy story
A few lines from Napoleon Dynamite - but usually thus one: “I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.”
And a few from The Godfather but my favorite is ‘did you go to college and get stupid?’ Or ‘I’m smart it’s not like everyone says’
Lol
A few lines from Napoleon Dynamite - but usually thus one: “I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.”
And a few from The Godfather but my favorite is ‘did you go to college and get stupid?’ Or ‘I’m smart it’s not like everyone says’
Lol
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:00 pm to JW
Some more of mine (tv references here as well)
“I mean it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“Her?”
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
“Doesn’t anyone notice this?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
“I think I’m getting the black lung, pa.”
“But why male models?”
“There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”
“No, it’s a cardigan! But thanks for noticing.”
“Big Gulps, huh?.... Well see ya later!”
“We landed on the Moon!”
“Everything burns.”
“You get what you fricking deserve.”
“People often claim to hunger for the truth, but seldom like the taste once it’s served.”
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos, I’m denying its existence.”
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and misery.”
“Do you see what happens when you frick a stranger in the arse?!”
“Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
“Smokey my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.”
“Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shite about the rules?! Mark it Zero!”
Honestly that entire scene in The Big Lebowski might be the most quotable and quoted scene of all time.
“I mean it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“Her?”
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
“Doesn’t anyone notice this?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
“I think I’m getting the black lung, pa.”
“But why male models?”
“There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”
“No, it’s a cardigan! But thanks for noticing.”
“Big Gulps, huh?.... Well see ya later!”
“We landed on the Moon!”
“Everything burns.”
“You get what you fricking deserve.”
“People often claim to hunger for the truth, but seldom like the taste once it’s served.”
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos, I’m denying its existence.”
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and misery.”
“Do you see what happens when you frick a stranger in the arse?!”
“Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
“Smokey my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.”
“Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shite about the rules?! Mark it Zero!”
Honestly that entire scene in The Big Lebowski might be the most quotable and quoted scene of all time.
This post was edited on 1/23/21 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:07 pm to GetCocky11
Even in the future nothing works!
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:32 pm to LSshoe
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:36 pm to GetCocky11
A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
Don’t cross the road if you can’t get out the kitchen.
If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:41 pm to GetCocky11
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Movie quotes you use often in real life
Pretty much all of The Big Lebowski.
Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:50 pm to TomBuchanan
Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Paulie Walnuts and Christmas Vacation on a loop.
“Doc says I need an ultrasound on my groin and balls”
Wife catches this on all the time.
“Doc says I need an ultrasound on my groin and balls”
Wife catches this on all the time.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:53 pm to GetCocky11
Darth Vader: "Impressive. Most impressive."
Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:36 pm to GetCocky11
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world... she walks into mine.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:38 pm to GetCocky11
"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"
"The room's starting to spin real fast"
"The room's starting to spin real fast"
Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:57 pm to GetCocky11
When I’m at work with a new trainee and it’s lunchtime and I’m not sure what I want to eat.:
“Don’t be afraid. I’m going to give you the choice I never had.”
“Don’t be afraid. I’m going to give you the choice I never had.”
Posted on 1/23/21 at 8:19 pm to GetCocky11
I did not realize that, Russell did you realize that?
This post was edited on 1/23/21 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 1/23/21 at 8:31 pm to GetCocky11
I’ve become acutely aware of how many people haven’t seen Dodgeball by how many people look at me like I have two heads when I say “bold strategy Cotton”
Posted on 1/23/21 at 8:48 pm to GetCocky11
My boss and I regularly use “ I’m surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes.”
Posted on 1/23/21 at 9:15 pm to BranchDawg
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I’ve become acutely aware of how many people haven’t seen Dodgeball by how many people look at me like I have two heads when I say “bold strategy Cotton”
Well it’s perfectly obvious that these people suck.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 9:26 pm to GetCocky11
'Look kids, Big Ben...Parliament'
'Take this thing back to Baltimore!'
'Utah, get me two'
'I gotcha, Bender! For two months, I gotcha!
'I pulled over before! I'll pull over later!
'Take this thing back to Baltimore!'
'Utah, get me two'
'I gotcha, Bender! For two months, I gotcha!
'I pulled over before! I'll pull over later!
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