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re: Movie quotes you use often in real life

Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by TomBuchanan
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:13 pm to
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Posted by JW
Los Angeles
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:27 pm to
I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's arse
Did you ever have a touch to lose?

Posted by AURaptor
South
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:41 pm to
Allow myself to introduce... myself.


... and she stepped on the ball!
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Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:49 pm to
‘Uncultured swine’ from Toy story

A few lines from Napoleon Dynamite - but usually thus one: “I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.”

And a few from The Godfather but my favorite is ‘did you go to college and get stupid?’ Or ‘I’m smart it’s not like everyone says’

Lol
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:00 pm to
Some more of mine (tv references here as well)

“I mean it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“Her?”
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
“Doesn’t anyone notice this?! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
“I think I’m getting the black lung, pa.”
“But why male models?”
“There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”
“No, it’s a cardigan! But thanks for noticing.”
“Big Gulps, huh?.... Well see ya later!”
“We landed on the Moon!”
“Everything burns.”
“You get what you fricking deserve.”
“People often claim to hunger for the truth, but seldom like the taste once it’s served.”
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos, I’m denying its existence.”
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and misery.”
“Do you see what happens when you frick a stranger in the arse?!”
“Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
“Smokey my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.”
“Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shite about the rules?! Mark it Zero!”

Honestly that entire scene in The Big Lebowski might be the most quotable and quoted scene of all time.
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Posted by LSshoe
Burrowing through a pile o MikePoop
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:07 pm to
Even in the future nothing works!
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:32 pm to
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:36 pm to

A penny saved is worth two in the bush.

Don’t cross the road if you can’t get out the kitchen.

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

Movie quotes you use often in real life


Pretty much all of The Big Lebowski.

Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20883 posts
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:50 pm to
Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Paulie Walnuts and Christmas Vacation on a loop.


“Doc says I need an ultrasound on my groin and balls”

Wife catches this on all the time.



Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:53 pm to
Darth Vader: "Impressive. Most impressive."
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:09 pm to
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:36 pm to
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world... she walks into mine.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:38 pm to
"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"
"The room's starting to spin real fast"
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3458 posts
Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:57 pm to
When I’m at work with a new trainee and it’s lunchtime and I’m not sure what I want to eat.:

“Don’t be afraid. I’m going to give you the choice I never had.”
Posted by APT
Houston
Member since May 2009
196 posts
Posted on 1/23/21 at 8:19 pm to
I did not realize that, Russell did you realize that?
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Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
10087 posts
Posted on 1/23/21 at 8:31 pm to
I’ve become acutely aware of how many people haven’t seen Dodgeball by how many people look at me like I have two heads when I say “bold strategy Cotton”
Posted by MasterKnight
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
2361 posts
Posted on 1/23/21 at 8:48 pm to
My boss and I regularly use “ I’m surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes.”
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15077 posts
Posted on 1/23/21 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

I’ve become acutely aware of how many people haven’t seen Dodgeball by how many people look at me like I have two heads when I say “bold strategy Cotton”


Well it’s perfectly obvious that these people suck.
Posted by Dr Rosenrosen
Member since May 2006
4267 posts
Posted on 1/23/21 at 9:26 pm to
'Look kids, Big Ben...Parliament'

'Take this thing back to Baltimore!'

'Utah, get me two'

'I gotcha, Bender! For two months, I gotcha!

'I pulled over before! I'll pull over later!


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