BranchDawg

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we Have to have like a “special forces” of cyber warfare huh? Like a room with a dozen autistic savants

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Or just a data center in Ashburn, Virginia.

That was closer than the Gordon Heyward shot

Does Mike White even hold practices after the regular season? Or does he think it’s against NCAA rules?

Every postseason game under him the last two years we come out looking like we don’t even have an offense. Just rec center ball, three guys standing around, one guy dribbling aimlessly and one guy half-heartedly setting a screen.

Dribble dribble CLANGGGG

We’re so bad at rebounding that on the rare occasions we actually get one, half the time we just drop it because we look confused that we somehow have the ball in our hands

That’s Tennessee athletics in a nutshell.

Do one good thing, celebrate like it’s the greatest athletic achievement of all time, immediately get fricked.

And repeat.

As a proud Georgian, this state often loves to pride itself as stretching from the mountains to the beaches.

Don’t get me wrong, that is geographically super cool, but Georgia has beaches in the same sense that a hotel would technically have a bidet if they hired some guy to lie on the bathroom floor and spit up your a-hole.

Georgia beaches blow.

These games had been great, but this one’s about to be an arse whooping. 49ers can’t see straight right now and Seattle’s out for blood.

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Here's a question, what is this Druski douche famous for?

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Idk, but that megachurch skit I saw him do recently was pretty funny

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saintsfan1977

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Are you having a bad day? You seem like you’re having a bad day.

Me, I like a good game of solitaire to calm me down when I get upset.

Saints fans bitching about games that have nothing to do with them because it gives them a chance to bitch about a PI no-call from a decade ago is endlessly amusing.